Wednesday Word—PowerBall

Is there another word that’s on more human lips in the U.S. today than PowerBall? If you don’t live in the U.S., PowerBall is a lottery game offered in 44 states. At the end of this post, I’m gonna tell you how to up your odds of winning $1.5 billion. By the time you read this, it could be much higher too.

I know all the excuses for not playing and I can tell you why you’re wrong.

While that may be true for HHGutt and Autumn it’s not true for the millions of cats in shelters and especially those living on our streets. Wouldn’t it be pawsome if someone like you or me won just a fraction of that $1.5 billion and donated a fraction of that to help those strays? UCFCC’s goal over the next 10 years is to raise $600,000 to build a shelter in my community. I could pay for much of that if I won. If you win and decide to keep the moolah—who knows?—you could buy the presidency in four years! How would you spend your winnings?

I know it’s just pie in the sky, as the humans say, but believe it or not, Gramma’s nephew actually hit the Lotto jackpot many years ago. TW doesn’t know him from Adam but if this ghetto kitteh was alive, I’d have found out where he lived and would have been waiting on his doorstep with my paw out.

Now I’m gonna tell you the first step in making the dreams of those homeless cats I mentioned above a reality. I’ve analyzed all the most popular numbers (20, 37, 2, 31, 35 and 42) and the states who have the most winners (PA, FL, IN and MO) to come up with my scientific advice which is:

You gotta be in it to win it!

All you need is $2 and a dream!