Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Wednesday Word—Tocktober

Stunning Keisha
I’m hear to talk to you about Tocks.

Every October, the Cat Blogosphere celebrates Tocktober to honor Angel Derby. I didn’t really know Angel Derby but I salute his memory.

Since I don’t believe a cat of my statue [sic] should be showing her tocks, I have ordered hired HHGutt to be my stand-in. I called him HHTocks for the occasion. Of course I had to snoopervise to make sure he did it correctly. I wouldn’t even permit him the courtesy of a Band-Aid to cover sensitive areas. Scroll over the image to read what I told him.

Stunning Keisha & HHTocks

You wouldn’t catch moi, a famous internet cat, showing her dainty tocks. This IS a family blog and I not down with cheap gimmicks even for a furrend. OK, I’m outta here!

Stunning Keisha


Show us your tocks!

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25 comments:

Lone Star Cats said...

I need to get my Tocktober pics up!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Oh my, they're *very* nice, my dearest. Sigh. Time to sleep now. And dream . . .

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I think you need to speak with the paparazzi, CK!

Tamago said...

HHGutt has got such stunning tocks :-) He did great job keeping the blog family-friendly while not wearing fig leaf :-)

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Dainty tocks indeed! MOL

Marilia Bavaresco said...

MOL!!!!

Marie Symeou said...

Funny! Don't think I can get Athena to show her tocks :)

Purrs xx
Athena and Marie

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Happy 'tocks!

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

Working on the Tock photo shoot now!

Selina said...

MomKatt keeps trying to get a pic of mine but suddenly I've grow modest apparently. She can't figure it out. Do butt-licking pics count?

Purrz!
Selina

Brian said...

Stunning Tocks!

The Swiss Cats said...

Happy Tocktober ! Stunning Tocks indeed ! Purrs

Mariodacat said...

I bet you have a beautiful pair of tocks CK! he he Too bad you won't let us see them - please!!!!!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK....even yur tocks shotz R grate...make sure TW rememburrz yur tockz shot foto number.... for fryday foto frenzee !! ♥♥♥

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Oh, you were definitely tricked, CK! I still haven't snapped Mudpie's 'tocks!!!

Anonymous said...

MOL Weez not get da whole tocks fin eever CK and fankfully mommy dusn't take many fotos of our nether regions. MOL

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

Jean Neilson said...

Dainty tocks CK! They're not the, *swing your tocks and knock out the flocks* type of tocks I thought you'd have. You always fool me.

Shoko

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Great tocks- I love your pumpkin tattoo :)

The Island Cats said...

Hey, what's wrong with showing your 'tocks?? We showed ours...and are proud of it!

Christy Paws said...

Mom has been trying to get good photos of our tocks but we've been uncooperative as always.Clever idea to have a stand in.

meowmeowmans said...

Good job of standing in by HH Gutt. Happy Tocktober, CK!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Are you feeling girlish enough to come occupy your bloo pillow? My strong jawline is waiting for you. I'm feeling extra-mancatly tonight. Heh, heh.

Maxwell Faraday Richman said...

Allie: Oh gurrrlfriend, I'm with you! No tocks here!

Kitties Blue said...

We weren't interested in showing our tocks either, but we convinced Lily to do it. You were lucky to have HHTocks to coerce. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Austin Towers said...

Hahaha! You and me both had a body double!! Almost!