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The Plot Thickens …


If you could read the red type on the envelope I’m sitting on, you’d read the word URGENT. I’m here to talk about an urgent matter of life and death—MY life or death. I’ll pause so you can gasp. I think the peeps are trying to off me. The clues are beginning to add up. Hear me out before you dismiss this as a paranoid rant.

Yesterday TW found a chicken bone—the sharp short part of the wishbone to be precise—laying on the floor next of the garbage can. We had rotisserie chicken the day before. Was the bone deliberately planted and left overnight where I could find it or are the peeps’ old eyes not as sharp as they used to be? When I mentioned I could have died if’n I’d tried to eat that bone, she didn’t even try to make up some story about the evil gum gnome or a mouse knocking it out of the trash. She made a comment about how some other cat she had seen online might be a lovely lap cat. I mentioned that Pop loved me and would be totally broken hearted. She replied that at least he wouldn’t have to put a pillow between he and another cat when they shared a bed. Yeah, Pop’s been putting a pillow between us cos I try to bite him. So what? I’ve been doing that for 9 years now and this pillow act is new and wearing thin.

Then she found Pop had left a ribbon on the kitchen table unattended and unsupervised. Gasp! Hasn’t he heard what happened to Katie when she ate that long ribbon?

Yeah, I can take care of myself and have never tried to eat ribbon or bones but what if? Do you think they’re trying to off me and how do you think I should retaliate?

To eat or not to eat; that is the question.

Would you like to comment?

  1. I don't know CK - maybe they are getting tired are getting bitten. Perhaps you should consider (the horror) a touch of nice.

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  2. Darling, Come over right away! We need a council of war.

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  3. Oh my CK..there is a chance they may be thinking of an addition to your home..yikes! maybe you should play nice..and see if the mood changes hahaaha :) loves Fozziemum xxx

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  4. Pee ess Marbles here has been a serial biter for nearly 12 years i think..we haven't offed her yet ;)

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  5. I think they are just getting old! I'd put together a primer on dealing with old humans except neither of the humans here fess up to being their ages.

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  6. OMD CK the plot thickens. Crikey! Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  7. I think this needs Union intervention, not to mention police, fire, ambulance and social services! We need a plan, a strategy, a bitey or two!!

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  8. OH CK!!!!!!!! We are so very worried about you. Please keep an eye out for danger.

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  9. Gasp---sharp bone and long ribbon! This is urgent matter indeed. But I'm sure it's an honest mistake and your peeps are not trying to off you. Still, I think you need to retaliate to teach them a lesson ;-)

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  10. Oh no CK it can't be...they couldn't...they wouldn't...would they?

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  11. We agree with Summer...sounds like something Glogirly would do. She doesn't see as well, hear as well, and she especially doesn't remember as well as she used to.

    You can always deposit these questionable items in a shoe along with other *gifts.* That ought to jog her memory.

    ; )

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  12. Hmm… this does sound like a dicey situation. It does sound suspiciously like a setup for an "accident" to occur. You better be extra diligent about keeping your ears, eyes, and nose alert to any other potential "accidents." Keep us updated!

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  13. It does sound suspicious, but I know they both love you if they put up with the biting for 9 years.

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  14. t will be very telling if the next time there is a chicken bone of the floor, it has some chicken meat attached to it. Or if they leave a rubber band out. It is a really good thing you left the ribbon alone - they can be dangerous! I go for the curling ribbon and it always makes be barf. But it has not killed me yet.

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  15. CK it must be some kind of cosmic test......just do what you know you should do - no bitey ribbon OR chicken bone......you are stronger than the cosmic forces!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  16. ck.......while thiz iz proof pos a tive that burd iz for $h!t.....due knot let thiz sway yur dee sizion that yes, TW & popz iz up ta noe good.....

    we R sendin ewe a perch with a camera dee vize inn side gill three...plant de perch ona pedestal... ina un a sue ming manner..... N start ree cordin...yur gonna knead file foot age when ya take em ta court...

    we will get bak two ewe short lee bout ret tree bew shunz.....♥♥♥

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  17. Just deposit those items in their shoes. Won't TW like walking with half of a wishbone in her shoe?

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  18. OMC! You have me worried now. You need a bodyguard and I'm on my way.

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  19. Yikes, that definitely does sound suspicious, CK. Maybe you should try adjusting your attitude a bit and becoming a little angel like me :) BTW, isn't rotisserie chicken the greatest??? --Truffles

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  20. Dang CK, good thing you are looking out for you girl!

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  21. We think your peeps are getting forgetful, CK. You may want to trade them in for younger models. :)

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  22. BFGF BEWARE! I am biting my claws worrying about you

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  23. Plenty of room for two if I skooch my fat @ss over on the tippity top of the tower. (It's a short one--only as high as the Human's desk.) Smoochies.

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  24. Uh Oh! Better watch your back CK!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  25. If your peeps are anything like ours, it's probably just old age forgetfullness settling in. MOL

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  26. It's not you, CK, it's them. But good to be on guard, just in case!

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  27. Aaaaw CK they's just gettin' old and senile. MOL They wuld never twy to off you. We mentioned you in ow posty today but fur got to pinback or whatever it be called. Sorry. But we know yous be da only CK wound and evewypawdy knew hoo we wuz talkin' 'bout. Weez do luv ya', and ifin it gets too bad there, yous can always come and stay wiff us.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  28. We suspect, as with our pawrents, senility is beginning to set in. We think they have no intention in trying to "off" you but are just getting careless in their advanced years. You will most likely end of taking care of them at some point. Good luck! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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