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Do I look feral? I didn’t think so. |
I’m gonna tell you a true story. I couldn’t make this stuff up. I should sell this piece to the networks.
Dateline: around 1 a.m. one morning last week. TW had just turned out the lights when I started singing. She decided to get the flashlight and walk me to my little bit of kibble one last time. When I finished, I scampered like I wanted to play so against her better judgment—or so she says—she teased me with the feather a little bit. Then she headed back into her room. Sometimes I’ll run along side of her and race through my tunnel. She walks either sideways or backwards to thwart any alleged attacks.
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In the tunnel ready to pounce. HAH! |
After bathing the wound, she stood up to go back into her room for the Neomycin. She said I bit right through the pajama into her leg. It was then she realized—aha ha ha—that while sitting on the edge of the tub, she’d been sitting on her soaking wet face cloth. Her pj pants was soaked to the skin. More HBO words started flying cos now she’d have to get changed and prolly wouldn’t get to bed until it was time to get up.
Me? I stayed in Pop’s room, laughing to myself and wondering what the big fuss was about. I’m innocent until proven guilty and that ain’t gonna happen.
Geez, what a whiner TW is--a really Bad Sport! Doesn't she realize that Playus Interruptus is punishable by a little bloodletting? *Especially* when they get us all warmed up and then suddenly decide--Oh, it's bedtime! You bear NO responsibility in this debacle. It's all on her.
ReplyDeleteMOL, I'm laffin at her sittin on da washcloth - dat sounds like somefin my momma would do.
ReplyDeleteSNORTS laughing (sorry). That would be something our peeps would do LOL. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
OMC, humans are a slapstick comedy just waiting to happen, aren't they? I confess, I attack my human's ankles sometimes... but never with teeth or claws. I'm not a wussy, honest, I was just trained to be gentle with humans!
ReplyDeleteWere there witnesses? You were behind her, in the dark. She couldn't see. Then you weren't guilty!
ReplyDeleteCK, you rock!! I used to do the bitey thing, but gave it up when my snuggling privileges were revoked indefinitely! I had a pig of a job getting them back!! Wasn't worth it CK, really it wasn't!
ReplyDeleteMOL, CK! We think you had a good idea to stay in your Pop's room with all that fussing going on. The humans can be so silly sometimes, can't they?
ReplyDeleteOh, CK. I am going to take your human's side on this one. I saw the bad results of my bitey on Mom's hand recently. Swelling and pain and antibiotics and everything. Just use the paws for a little tappy tap.
ReplyDeleteSorry for TW, but LOL! Oh, what a night for her... And yes, you are totally innocent until proven guilty!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was all just a dream CK!
ReplyDeleteCK - someday TW is going to bite back and then what?
ReplyDeleteIt's a comedy of errors at your condo, CK!
ReplyDelete*still giggling at longshoreman* haha!
Yeah tell TW it as all just a bad dream!
ReplyDeleteYou poor kitty having to hear such naughty words-wink, wink.
ReplyDeleteWell what did she expect if she stopped playing before you were ready.
ReplyDeleteHa ha good one for tw! Ck, I reallly like that
ReplyDeleteI picture of you. It is gorgeous and your eye are so golden!
The best stories come out of that condo of yours!!! I'm so glad that Truffles is such a little angel :)
ReplyDeleteA silly little bitey bite and TW goes all wimpy and then a bit of dampness...goodness you must tolerate so much CK
ReplyDeleteWe're still stuck on the fact that TW uses a flashlight to show you to your kibble, CK.
ReplyDeleteMum can change PJ's in a flash.
ReplyDeleteWe ALL know that those fang marks don't belong to YOU.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I give my humans little love nibbles, but I've never drawn blood. Playtime at your house is intense!
ReplyDeleteOh dear..love bites....always a joy in the early hours of the morning hahaahaah :) loves Fozziemum xxxx
ReplyDeleteWe're sorry for TW, but for your poor innocent kitty ears too, having to ear so many HBO words MOL ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing Pop offers sanctuary when TW is on a rampage!
ReplyDeletexxoo
Maggie
ahhhhhh!!!! No fun! Ouch!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Hmm, sounds like playtime continued afterward... just not her type of playtime! MOL!
ReplyDeleteYES! She tried to put those beads on me! What an OUTRAGE! I was TERRIFIED! I did not like that little clicking noise they made, did not like it at ALL. She is *SUCH* a crybaby!
ReplyDeleteYou bit TW? You bit her? And you lived? Wow, TW is a good sport.
ReplyDeleteCK, we cannot believe you mommy would yell at you. We know how much she loves you. We are getting a good laugh out of her sitting on the wet washcloth! LOL! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteOh CK dat's just noot wight when da hoomans yell at us is it? But maybe yous might just consider, just a llittle 'bout not bitin' her. After all she luvs you so much, just magine how much more luv and stuffs you wuld get fur bein' nice. :) Hope evewypawdy has wecovered and is duin' much better now.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi