Monday, December 22, 2014

Who is Christmas Carol?


Yo! Welcome to another holiday edition of Stunning Keisha. Today I ax an important question that’s been on everybuddy’s mind. Who is Christmas Carol? This Carol chick seems to be everywhere. Every time I hear one of these “Carols,” I hear new and confusing names who may or may not be her friends.

Who are Mark and Harry Angel and why do they sing? Who is Merry Mild? Do I know her?

In another song the peeps sing, I hear about Rudolph and “Alfred the other reindeer.” Where did Alfred come from? Was he always the “other reindeer”? Did he have an affair with Rudolph’s wife?

Deck the Halls with Boston Charlie doesn’t make much sense but what about gay Aunt Carol? What's their problem if she IS gay?

Jingle Bells mentions a “Miss Fanny Bright” and then notes “the horse was lean and lank.” Was the singer dating a horse named Fanny Bright? Did she race in the Preakness? My head is spinning.

How about Merry N. Bright? Does she have secrets to share or money to lend?

On a lighter note, the peeps used to sing “everybody knows a turkey has some missing toes” cos Autumn has a missing toe.

Yes, Christmas is a confusing time of year. Can anyone out there shed any light on these questions?

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25 comments:

Melissa and Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

You are quite the intrepid reporter, CK, asking the questions we all want answers to!

Clooney said...

Nope. I have no answers for you, dear CK!

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

CK, I bet you also wonder about who that guy was that Jimi Hendrix had to excuse himself to kiss!

Molly TheWally said...

Very deep. deep meaningful questions today CK. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Simba said...

I wish I had the answers, CK. It all confuses me as well.

Laila and Minchie said...

All great questions, CK! We need answers!

Brian said...

Well, I just wish Grandma would look out for that reindeer this year!

Tamago said...

Great points, good questions! Though we have no clue, either. Christmas sure is a very confusing time of the year...

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh my CK you ask some very probing questions!

GLOGIRLY said...

I think Waffles' head just exploded. ; )

This Carol person seems to be keeping ALL of us on our toes!

Patty Woodland said...

I think you think too much

Anonymous said...

These questions are ones I've asked myself often while listen to the confusing lyrics of human CAROLS! Lemme know if you figure any of this stuff out will ya?

Hugs, Sammy

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Good questions, sorry I have no answers. Its not Alfred the other reindeer, its Olive the other reindeer.

Flynn said...

Some very good questions that need answers CK. I have no idea why my mum is laughing so much.

The Swiss Cats said...

Thank you for asking CK ! We wondered if women named Carol only were allowed to sing ! Mum had to search for "carol" this morning to understand a FB post of one of her friend ! Those are very good questions ! Purrs

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

This Carol person really *is* getting around! Sounds like she brought a lot more friends to your place, too.

M Dawson said...

Man this girl can sing tho' Carol is quite the girl!!

The Island Cats said...

You ax some important questions, CK. We think there's a lot of Christmas Carols out there.

The Indulged Furries said...

I think it's more fun to just enjoy the music & gifts and not worry about the details.

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Don't ask us. they've ALWAYS confused us Chewish kitties!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

I think Mommy is Christmas Carol! She sings Carol of the Bells a lot at Christmas time. Lots of bells, but where the heck is she hiding them all?

Kitties Blue said...

Wow, CK, you sure gave us a lot to think about. We're just waiting to find out when someone is going to cook up all those nommy partridges efurrybuddy is singing about. We're about up to our eyeballs in partridge poop. CK, as our Mommy is not on Facebook, we didn't know that you had the idea originally for the Santa Kitty Toy Hop. We certainly would have mentioned you had we known. We are just happy that so many kitties got some toys and goodies at Christmas. Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

laura brown said...

There are no right answers...how's that for evading the question?
Have a happy holiday!

Noodle and crew

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Sorry to have to admit that I have NO answers either :)

Wish you and your humans a MERRY MARRY CATmas !

XOXO

Mr Puddy said...

I asked my mom, and my mom said she is Buddhism !!!


For Tis Season,
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