Monday, December 15, 2014

Tale of the Turncoat Redux

You did what, Woman? You cheated on me?

Due to the fact that TW has been catching up on housework and wrapping our Secret Paws package this weekend cos she was writing cards all last week, I decided to throw her a bone. I’m rerunning an old post from August 27, 2010 that didn’t get many hits or comments. I think it’s a good one with lots of funny lines. This is a story of heartbreak (mine), intrigue (yours) and violence (to TW). I added some new photos to get your attention even though Blogger is giving me a hard time adding them. Kick your shoes off and enjoy.

You are not going to believe what The Woman did today. She left early to have lunch with her friend and then do some shopping. But I have connections. She cannot get away with anything without me finding out. Around 2:35, I get a call from my homeboy Jamal axing if TW is home. "No," I reply. He then tells me someone fitting her description is up the block FEEDING A STRAY CAT! My fur stood on end when I heard this. Apparently she bought some new cat food for me and this stray came up to her, mewing and rubbing, so she GAVE AWAY MY FOOD! My new food that I never even got to taste. Just gave it away to some cat she'd never seen before! Like some hussy picking up a John. What I'd like to know is how that pussy knew TW had a can of cat food in her bag? Does she have x-ray vision? Was TW on the prowl for a cat to feed? Does Pop know TW is feeding strays on his dime?

She came home as proud as punch at her "good deed," and she then proceeded to rub it in my face by producing the hand that had been petting this other cat so I could smell my rival. I should have bitten it, but I was hungry for my own dinner and didn't want to anger her. As it was, she made me wait until 3:30 for my stinky goodness.

She said the "cat" was a "cute, sweet little domestic long hair"; a tortie with a nice floofy tail. What am I? Chopped liver? I'm the world's most stunning cat, woman! When you have the world's most stunning cat in your house, WHY YOU LOOKING AT ANOTHER CAT? If she was dating Derek Jeter, would she be looking at other guys?? Gasp! Can you feel some of the horror I was feeling?

I digress. She even took pictures of the cat to rub in my face; but the best part is that they're on her phone and she doesn't know how to get them on the computer. She's sending them to her e-mail address! Is that rich or what! HAH! [Note from The Woman: And CK claims she could live with a brother or sister cat w/o getting jealous? Look at yourself, Baby Girl, you're beside yourself with jealousy.]

Woman, you erase that this instant! This is my blog! {**scuffle **blood **gore} I'm back. Sorry your sensitive eyes had to see that. I'm sorry that I don't take kindly to being cheated on by TW. Pop would NEVER do that to me. And, yes, I could live with a brother and sister as long as they're not that stray tortie with the floofy tail.

Note: This was a few years before the Maple Cats but it was the same yard. This cat could have been Grandma to the tortie Mama cat that TW feeds now. I’m OK with her feeding the Maple Cats because they eat the stuff that I won’t.

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27 comments:

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I am sure my human would do the same thing. I'm not possessive, though.

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

It sounds like you've mellowed a little bit about TW feeding the stray cats in the intervening years, CK. Not that anyone would dare call a tough street kitteh like you mellow.

Molly TheWally said...

OMD that's humans for you....no loyalty. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Fuzzy Tales said...

Sadly, our human has done the same kind of thing, even semi-adopting a former neighbour's cat, and then making an outdoor shelter for a stray/semi-feral after that. It seems to be a failing of our humans, who don't seem to be content with us US.

Purrs and peace.

Jenna,Mark Drady said...

lol well CK, I am so sorry you had to go through that!!! haha!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

meowmeowmans said...

Our humans do that stuff, too, CK. And they keep going back every week to the shelter from whence we came ... crazy. It's like they get some satisfaction out of that, or something. Sigh.

Brian said...

Oops, I think she just made the naughty list CK!

Tamago said...

Oh humans, they cheat like that all the time! TW needs to work hard to make up for it.
Good for the stray kitty, though :-)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

OH CK the indignity of giving away food you had never even had a chance to try! YOU did need to make sure she knew how disrespected you were! GOOD for you.

Anonymous said...

Humans aren't LOYAL like we are......expect the unexpected is what I say.....she was unfaithful to you PERIOD!

Hugs, Sammy

Mariodacat said...

Gasp! What got into her head----how could ahe ever do that to you? Ignore her for a week ck. teach Her a lesson! Don't have anything to do. With her. That should do it!

Flynn said...

I am shocked that she could betray your stunning self with some cat from the streets. If I smell strange kitty smells on my humans, I hiss at them. I have to go in the garage every day to check the car, and if I smell introoder, I pee on the wheels. I never once hissed at your fur though, I just kept loving on it.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK....TW haz sum kinda nerve... but what kinda nerve it IZ, frank lee we dunno....next thing ya noe her will be
out roundin up dawgs & invitin em in ta play poker.......wait..thatz all reddy been done.....we think thiz izza grate storee N we iz gonna copee N paste thiz ta 2010 if we can figure out how...frank lee yur stink eye in foto two shulda winned an a cad a mee !! ♥♥

da tabbies o trout towne said...

oh kay...we dunno how ta find 2010...sew heerz a copee N paste for 2014

CK....TW haz sum kinda nerve... but what kinda nerve it IZ, frank lee we dunno....next thing ya noe her will be out roundin up dawgs & invitin em in ta play poker.......wait..thatz all reddy been done.....we think thiz izza grate storee N we iz gonna copee N paste thiz ta 2010 if we can figure out how...frank lee yur stink eye in foto two shulda winned an a cad a mee !! ♥♥

Melissa and Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Sorry, CK. I'm a sucker for stray torties too ;)

Simba said...

Wow, what treachery, CK. Have you gotten over it yet?

Anonymous said...

OMC CK dat's just not wight. Weez okay wiff mommy feedin' stways and such but only what weez not wanna eat ourselves. In a bind weez'll share ow noms, but it better be 3 in da meownin and dat cat better be so skinny da winds a blowin' it over, and no store open anywhere and not a can of spam in da house.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

The Island Cats said...

Humans have no sense of loyalty, CK. It's a d*mn shame.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I think your mom was nice to feed the kitty, but she didn't have to rub it in. She really could have washed the evidence off. We got your card today -you are stunning.

The Indulged Furries said...

All these years and you seem to still have some issues to work through. It didn't take me long to realize my humans will always cheat on me, but as long as nothing new comes home, I'm happy.

Katnip Lounge said...

We hope this wanton behavior has STOPPED!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

The Human is laughing, darling, but *I* am not because I understand your outrage. I mean, it's one thing to *pet* a stray kitty, but it's quite another to give it YOUR FOOD. Especially your fancy tasty food that you never even got to sample.

I hope she has learned in the intervening years.

Clooney said...

It is very good of TW to help out the stray kitties, we know that down deep you are a softie and that you are happy about this...

GLOGIRLY said...

On Friday, Glogirly came home smelling of not one, not two but an entire CLOWDER of cats. I guess as long as she's not bringing any more orange kittens home, I'll give her a pass.
; ) Katie

Fur Everywhere said...

Oh no, CK! We hate it when the human cheats on us with other cats. Who needs to cheat when you have kitties like you and us around?

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Uh-oh CK, is she getting COAL for christmas? THe stinky, in the litterbox kind?? But, uh, NOT in the litterbox??

Kitties Blue said...

We love to see flashbacks from before we had a blog and read stories we had not seen before. Thanks for sharing this tidbit from the past. Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo