Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Wednesday Word—Drugged

I’m gonna tell you a true story you won’t believe!

The night started out like any other. TW went to bed about 1 a.m. while I sat in the foyer singing the song of my people. Finally, I came to bed. *sniff sniff* Hmmmm, I smell something familiar. Something sweet. *sniff sniff*

I jumped on the linen chest and stared at TW. Then I saw it.

Sitting right in plain view was a cup of Catnip tea. TW’s breath reeked of catnip. She drew back and uttered these words. “I think I made a very poor choice of tea tonight.” She didn’t think I’d be innerested. HAH!

In time, I jumped into my side of the bed but I didn’t lay down like a “good little girl.” Once again I stared at her and I stared at the tea. TW shivered with fright. “I don’t think this is going to end well for me,” she mumbled. Little was I to know what was coming next and that it wasn’t gonna end well for me either.

She waddled over to the dresser and picked up a small bottle and then came over to me. She put a drop of the foreign stuff on my nose and let me smell the dropper. GASP! I licked my nose and then everything went black!

My head dropped to the bed and horrible nightmares filled my head. In the distance I heard TW axing if I was OK and felt her kissing my head. I woke up days later in a daze. I heard Pop getting up for work so I hurried into his room. He looked like he’d aged since I’d been out. How long was I out? GASP! I knew Pop would want to know what happened to me and would be worried but he acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

TW got up and gave me some breakfast, which I picked at wolfed down. When had I last eaten? My green ball was still where it used to be so I started playing a rough and tumble game of hockey until the ball rolled under TW’s dresser.


Sorry, TW. I survived. I’m none the worse for what I went through. I hadn’t done anything wrong and didn’t deserve to be punished for something you thought might happen. You call it Rescue Remedy. I call it hemlock. A potion that should be banned in all 50 states and our territories—not to mention the rest of the civilized world.

Chill, Woman! You need this more than I do!

30 comments:

  1. I think you are right, and maybe she needs the Rescue Remedy more than you, CK! And since she is human, maybe she should have the formula with alcohol - that's what my human takes, only she calls it "champagne."

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  2. What the hell is that stuff and why did she even think you needed it? Rescue Remedy? What? What I think you need is rescuing all right--from HER! Get in that tunnel right quick and get yourself over here!

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  3. OMC, da only thing ya need to be rsecued from is TW!

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  4. OMD that is terrible CK. Mind you why not slip some of that into TW's tea? Two can play at that game. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. I think I'll stick with the real catnip CK!

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  6. Oh wow!!!! That stuff sounds crazy!
    Hey CK, I wonder if it works on humans? Put a tiny drip on TW's nose when she is sleeping ;) hehehe Actually, bring some my way, I could use some help getting to sleep at night! BOL!!!
    ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

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  7. They drugged you??? Is that even legal? Sounds like a Halloween horror story to me!

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  8. A whole lot of odd stuff going on at CK's home, I see. Glad you made it through alive.

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  9. Mmm catnip tea. I once made it for kitties but they were not interested at all. I've heard good reviews on the Rescue Remedy. I like that it's alcohol free unlike some other remedies for stress. You sure don't sound happy about it though. Haha :-)

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  10. Whoa! We don't think we want to know any more about that stuff. We're with Brian. We'll stick to the real nip! Purrs...

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  11. I think you were roofied- and you aren't even a dog.

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  12. I think I could use some of that remedy stuff. Do they have a Waffles Remedy formula???
    ; ) Katie

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  13. The only thing I can miaow is OMC OMC OMC !!!
    You are moore than welcome to come to my place , CK !

    XOXO

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  14. W really could use some of that around here. Mom is going to Google it right now! Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  15. cranbereez CK, we came over two day with 27 dozen donuts for de muncheez coz we thinked thiz wuz gonna bee a bout a grazz fest.....

    bummer ~~~

    :)

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  16. They drugged you, CK? That's just wrong, especially considering that TW was the one who CHOSE to drink that catnip tea. Glad you're okay, pal.

    Hugs!

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  17. She's leading you down the path of sin and corruption trying to drug you! Time to pack your bags and hop in your travel tunnel and get the heck out of Dodge (or the equivalent of course)!

    Hugs, Sammy

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  18. It sounds like TW needs some rescuing after that misadventure.

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  19. OMC CK! Someone needs rehab and it ain't you, baby!!

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  20. CK, we tried that stuff and...nothing.

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  21. Wow! Your mom gave you drugs? Isn't that the exact opposite of what she's supposed to do? Is she trying to blow your mind?
    (flashback to the 70's)

    Noodle and crew

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  22. I haven't ever tried that stuff with my kitties. I have tried catnip tea though :) I like that and sometimes I give a little to the kitties once it has cooled down.

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  23. I don't know CK - maybe they were planning to transport you somewhere.

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  24. We never tried that stuff, but we heard of it ! OMC ! We're glad you're OK ! Purrs

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  25. First me wants to say yous awe one plugged in kitty CK. Me wuz on facebook yesfurday and yous had all da links. There wuz sum very innewestin' weads there. Fanks. Me knows hoo to come to ifin me needs to find out sumfin. :) And second, just why did yous get dwugged? yous not dun anyfin' wong? And what wulda been so bad wiff yous havin' a little nip tea? Weez hav it all da time. So sorry yous got "dwugged" dat just wusn't nice. Not nice at all.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  26. OMC, What did she do to you! She should have let you have the catnip tea and had the RR herself.

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  27. Darling? Are you all right? There's a pillow waiting for you here, you know.

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