Monday, November 19, 2012

Talkin' Trash

"Yo Mama so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's."
Wanna hear me talk some trash? There's nothing the peeps find funnier than when I talk trash to them. They still haven't figured out that I'm mocking them. I do this when we play rockets cos I know the peeps ain't gonna come close to me and I can't catch the rocket if it's not in the same zip code as I'm in. No, I'm not the least bit scared cos I can catch them before them hit me. I'm quick and I'm talented. The peeps finally filmed me while we were playing.  Of course, they're aim is terrible and they don't come anywhere near me.  There were several fails where I did my part and talked some serious trash but the peeps camera work was sorely lacking. Still I trash talk and I tell 'em to make this little ghetto kittehs' day.

We had to raise the volume all the way so you can hear me. My trash talk turns into a yawn at one point. Take a listen. You might want to cover the ears of any kit under the age of one.

18 comments:

  1. Oh my COD, that is funny. Good job watching those balls go by.Reminds me of me playing with the cats here, I am doing all the work and they just watch me. Love that video. Take care.

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  2. You've got such a delicate squeak, CK!!! In my head I had you pegged at a much lower register! haha!

    You're right about the peeps...I bet they've never won ANYTHING at the carnival.

    ; ) Katie

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  3. CK, you're right. Their aim is terrible! What do they expect you to do...move to get those rockets?? We don't blame you for yawning. We'd be a little bored too. ;)

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  4. You said it purrfectly CK and I know you meant it too!

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  5. Wow - our mom's aim is better than that! Just barely! MOL!!!

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  6. Oh CK, your human's aim is just hopeless! You did not even have to say a word - your ears told me how lame you thought that was.

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  7. You have such a squeaky gravel meow!! Mommy wanted to know what you were saying but...we fibbed! She's kinda sensitive.

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  8. That's a fierce trash talk you got there! Love it lol.

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  9. Well there's a reason NONE of our peeps made it to the majors, CK! MOL! Love you!

    PURRS!
    Selina

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  10. ha ha- you silly goose, i'm still trying to figure out if you want to catch that or just watch it zing by! If you are as lazy as I am, you'll just watch it. Afterall aren't the oomabs here to entertain us anyway.

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  11. Um! Yous gots away with saying those words...my Mommy would has a fit if me said anything like that!
    Kisses
    Nellie
    PS, CK, yous my hero!

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  12. Now, that? Well, THAT'S hilarious! And wow--talk about your Lazy Player! CK you nefur even moved a muscle! Um, don't you at least CHASE these things??? Ha ha ha! I was scared one of 'em was gonna pop you right in the kisser! And just listen to the mouth you gots on you! Woo-hoo, just like a drunken TomCat!

    When's the next installment?

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  13. We love it! You are furry eloquent!

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  14. Your whiskers and eyebrows make me quite swoony!!! >^,,^< PeeEss you can talk dirty to me anytime!! x

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  15. Bwaaaa-ha-haaa! No wonder you trashed talk that aim! Humans...sooo lame sometimes! MOL!

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