Sunday, December 11, 2011

3 Beans & A Tree

Meet Violet Tiffany. I didn't.
Easy like Sunday, my A—er, my paw. Yesterday Aunt Marta and Uncle Vince came over with their little "burrito," a little human smaller than me. I used to play smousey laser with Uncle Vince and Aunt Marta, but after my ordeal at the v-e-t, I don't trust any human other than my peeps. I ran like hell when they came in the door and hid under the bed. They stayed for days before they finally all headed out to buy a tree. A CHRISTMAS tree, not a holiday tree! Before I knew it, I heard them coming in. Three of them and a tree. After the guests left and I came out from UTB they innerduced this tree as “Fraser." Uh-huh—yeah, sure he is! What kind of sap (get it?) do they take this little ghetto cat for? Fraser was about a hunnert feet tall and this imposter is barely Pop's height. They told me Fraser came back to visit for the next month or so. Cut the crap, peeps, I'm not buying. Anyway, this tree better put decorations or at least put some lights on cos he's looking like he thinks this is a forest. I may have to warn this nekkid imposter of what happened to Fraser so he can run for all he's worth, which I unnerstand is MUCHO DINERO. Apparently, instead of Fraser paying room and board, the peeps had to pay him to come here. Wonder what dirt he has on them. Whoa! I wonder if this is why the "real" Fraser was offed. After offering water to this Fraser wannabe who I'll call Niles, they headed out again. Can I confide in you that the cat was fed LATE? After I finally was fed, Uncle Vince came up AGAIN and ruined my supper. He had to help Pop bury the television that Pop killed last week. I'm beginning to think these humans are more dangerous than I am. SHUDDER.
The real Fraser (left), the impostor (right)
Peeps want me to thank Uncle Vince and Aunt Marta for their friendship and all their help. They're angels. CK wants to thank Uncle Vince for getting our WiFi up and running so I can play with my Friskies fishy game on MY IPad. It's a lot of fun. Maybe TW will take a video of me using my IPad, now that it's up and running. Gotta go catch some fish.

17 comments:

  1. Maybe this CHRISTMAS Fraser is like the Sandy Clawses on every corner...you know, just a stand in? He still might be fun to climb, you know...

    ReplyDelete
  2. The 'rents do sound danjeruss. Just what kind of a deal do they haf goin? Best to just observe from UTB! MOL!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Well, guess Uncle Vince isn't all bad cuz he did get your fishy game back up and running. I'd watch out for that frasier guy tho - he sounds like you need to put him in his place by climbing him with your sharpest claws just to teach him a lesson.

    ReplyDelete
  4. I think VIolet Tiffany is much less danjerus than that tree. At least for now.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Well, it's a tree CK and I'll bet you will fix it up right nice! Hey, I never heard of that game...must check it out!

    ReplyDelete
  6. Wow, things sure get confusing around your house for the holidays - humans showing up, strange trees squatting in your home, killed TVs - I really don't know what to think!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Now, CK, think this through. What Humans were responsible for that horbibble (yes, that *is* a word) v-e-t experience? Let me give you a clue: It was NOT Uncle Vince and Aunt Marta. Just sayin'.

    Maybe it's your PEEPs you should be hiding from!!!

    ReplyDelete
  8. That is a pretty tree and just as soon as they get the decorations up, CK, you be sure to knock them all off. That is our job you know. Ornaments are not meant to stay on the tree. Have a good evening.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Moi? Bite? Neffur! I control through aloofness and emotional blackmail, ha ha ha. I'm really more in the category of a cowardly-with-overdeveloped-startle-reflexes kind of feral. Heck, I'm not mean, ha ha meow!

    ReplyDelete
  10. As always, lots goin' on over at your place CK. I would find one of theese trees most fascinating, imposter or not! I also want to witness the IPad action.

    ReplyDelete
  11. I hope this naked imposer will get decorated soon :-)
    I want to see you play with your IPad game!

    ReplyDelete
  12. CK you are cracking us up!!! Go easy on Niles. He can be kind of a wimp.

    We still don't have Fraser, Niles, Daphne or even her crazy brother Simon. Not a tree in sight. Well inside the townhouse that is.

    xo Katie

    ReplyDelete
  13. Hey, is your tree still nekkid over there?

    I might teleport over for a little visit. I need to purr very hard and have a little leaky-eye time for the Admiral. I will miss her, CK. I know you will understand.

    ReplyDelete
  14. WOW what a huge gree tree you have Cathy Keisha !
    We still don´t have any :(
    Me too must check that game out !!
    Have a pawsome weekend :)

    ReplyDelete
  15. CK you dearest girl. I love you and so did my baby, Admiral. I want you to know that. And when Mommy gets an iPad..I want HER to play fishy with it too! I watch from far away. xoxoxox

    ReplyDelete
  16. Dear CK, Fank you for understanding I am verreh sad about my Admiral right now. I know you are also.

    But you know I have the Big Love for you, CK, my Homie Girl. Happier times are just ahead XOXO

    ReplyDelete
  17. What a terrific tree CK, there's mumblings over here about getting ours today. Glad your Uncle Vince got the WiFi up & running. Mom still hasn't done that here, says I keep her too busy!

    ReplyDelete

Holla! Louder … I can’t hear you.

By leaving a comment you are consenting to your email being collected for communication purposes only.

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...