Thursday, July 28, 2011

Don't Mess With Your Kitty

You're prolly axing yourself what took CK this long to write a post using Mr. Puddy's Meme. After all, you know my mottos are "Don't get mad; get even" and "Revenge is a dish best served over and over." There is so many stories to tell but I wanted to wait until I had some new goodie.

Over the years, I've bitten many a leg that earlier in the day was used to trip over me or kick me—unintentional, the peeps claim. Well, guess what, my revenge IS intentional. If you don't like it, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!! You know you have a cat; you've had me 5 1/2 years now. Hello, Woman, this stunning grey and white furry cat is alive! I feel pain just like you just felt! Sometimes I even bleed and my blood is red just like that stuff dripping out of your ankle and shin right now. And many an arm has been maimed and bloodied because one of my toys was stepped on and destroyed or—worse still—discarded. They never throw out their own mess; only kitteh toys are fair game to them. But I get even.

That brings me to the latest episode of Don't Mess with Your Kitty. This summer, the peeps have been buying a lot of fruit and they've decided that keeping it on the windowsill is the best way to ripen it. Yes, that would be MY windowsill. It's bad enough that it's already crapped up with plants but now I lose even more space to peaches and plums? Uh-uh. This won't do.

My revenge: TW has been noticing little bitty holes, about the size of, say, a kitteh claw, have mysteriously been pock-marking her fruit. Hmmm, I wonder who could be doing that. The best part is, if she doesn't gobble that fruit up right away, the fruit starts to rot around those teeny holes. Either way, I get my windowsill back and CK is happy again. (Sorry there are no photos to document this. I'd rather not wait until NEXT July to get this blog published.)
My beach pawty avatar.
For your listening pleasure, I've put a widget on the sidebar, with the songs I played at last Caturday's Swingin' 60's Malibu Beach #PawPawty. There are actually a few extra songs on there that I didn't have time for in my hour. Hit the PLAY button in the middle and feel like you're hanging ten. If you couldn't make the pawty and would like to donate to Mental Detection Dogs, you can do it HERE and see all the delish food that was served.
Very soon, I'll be picking the winner of the toy contest. If you haven't entered, you still have a few days. Today is the last day to go to Sparkle Cat's blog and vote for A Call 4 Paws—my charity—halfway down the right-hand sidebar and then to vote for Sparkle's excellent blog, which is nominated for a Pettie Award.


Brian said...

That was a great fruity post!!! Hey, thanks for the voting reminders, I'm off to vote!

Sparkle said...

That is a very crafty trick to get that stupid fruit off your windowsill, CK!

Your charity is currently in a strong third place!!

Bad Andy said...

You are one SMART cookie! I love your stealthy revenge! muuwaahahaha

Your beach av is PAWSOME!

Fusa said...

Once again, you are so very entertaining. Hope you have a cleared off windowsill by now!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Ha ha ha ha ha! "Revenge is a dish best served over and over" -- that's going to be my new motto, CK!

I loved your fruit story. It's subtle, it's effective, it's ongoing--just purrfect!

Mr Puddy said...

MOL... I like this part " she doesn't gobble that fruit up right away" Ha..Ha..Ha..I really want to see her face ...Ha..Ha..Ha

Thanks to play with me and I will tweet and share your pose in FB.

Have a great day CK

The Chair Speaks said...

We love your stealthy way of revenging. LOL!

Bryan said...

One smart kitty, that is your window sill, don't let them forget it.

GLOGIRLY said...

Well CK, where have you been all my life???
I found you through my friend Mr Puddy and I swear it's like coming home. I believe we might just be long lost brothers or sisters or SOMETHING. You are my sarcastic, sharp-tongued soulmate.

signed your new fan and friend,
(Glogirly's Cat)

Mariodacat said...

he he - you pulled one over on your peeps this time CK. I thought I had already left a comment a couple of days ago, but I didn't see it. As usual we're leaving your bloggy howlint - no not in pain - in laughter. I think I'm moving in with you cuz there is never a dull moment in your house.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Moi? Dump on the poor? Why no! Isn't that what the Tea Pawty is for?

No no no, Spitty is a dyed-in-the-wool Democat!

The Florida Furkids said...

We think you're a pretty smart kitty!!!!

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Admiral Hestorb said...

I'll go over dere Sweetie! Xoxo ( good thing you didn't put the bitey on that fruit. Ewwwww.)

Willow said...

Spoiling fruit wow CK that is very inventive way to make a statement. My Mom knows not to put anything on the windowsill as it would get knocked down in my mad rush to see birdies.

Clooney said...

CK, you are one crafty kitty that's for sure! Do your peeps have a fruitbowl that you can park yourself in?