Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Win One For the Kitty!

Hola kitties! How you doin'? This kitty don't play that game of working for my treats. I expect to get treats for just being me—and I do or someone gets bit.

TW keeps my treats in this cool container that her Aunt Ruth gave her one Christmas. Isn't it cool?

Win One For the Kitty!

There is a reason this ghetto kitteh is a big NY Yankees' fan. Many summers ago, TW started awarding me with treats whenever the Yankees won their game. I had to wait for my treats until the game ended, which could be after midnight or later if they were playing on the left coast. If they lost, I lost too which wasn't fair. Luckily, they won a lot of games that year but it still wasn't enough. I wanted treats every night. I deserve—and demand—treats every night!

Win One For the Kitty!

When the season finally ended, I hoped I'd still get treats. As it turned out, TW actually has a heart. She continued to give me treats after 10 pm. As time went on, I started to come in to get those treats earlier and earlier. Now I get them before 8 pm. I'm a smooth operator.

Win One For the Kitty!

I mention this cos now when TW rations my kibble, she'll only give me my favorite Fresh Market kibble when the Yankees win. The other nights, I get gut rot.

Go team!

24 comments:

The Indulged Furries said...

I don't eat treats because of my suspected allergies, but I've had Kittles and those Greenies and they are yummy.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I'm really glad my human doesn't watch sports, not even baseball. All I need to do to get treats is give her a high five.

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL, dat'll make ya want em to win even more!

Brian said...

Dang, we'd best start cheering on your team CK so the treats can keep flowing!

Roby Sweet said...

It is totally not fair that your treats and/or favorite food would depend on the outcome of a baseball game. Everything should depend entirely on your stunningness! :)

Purrjamm Cats said...

We really like that container! It's actually open too! Woohoo, easy access to late night snacks. Just snag some up while the peeps sleep CK. Mums the word. Purrs

Tamago said...

I love your cool container. I hope Yankees will win a lot abd you get more yummy snack :-)

da tabbies o trout towne said...

Ck....we due knot haz tee vee hooked up... but we can keep R eyez
peeled on de inter webz.....if we see yur teem haz won... we will
let ewe noe; just in caze TW pullz a fast one N sayz sum thing like
de game waz rained out ~~~~~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

da tabbies o trout towne said...

oh kay...we R bak....we just cheked de scorez bored...it sayz de yankeez
WON...never mind if TW tellz ewe... game suspended TBD ~~~~~

Jean Neilson said...

Here's to the team winning every game. Yep, we only want winners to apply to our team.

Shoko

Three Chatty Cats said...

You are definitely a smooth operator, CK!

The Swiss Cats said...

We love your treats container, but it's not fair that the amount of treats depends on the baseball result. Purrs

Eastside Cats said...

That just ain't right, CK...your treats depend on completely unknown quantities! Time to contact your local feline representation...

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Maybe Mudpie should start demanding treats when our driver Harvick wins...she'd be overindulging quite frequently lately!!!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

I hope your team keeps winning, CK.

M Dawson said...

You need a distraction so you can manage the treats yourself. Can your team win a lot and Mum will wave her arms in the air and cheer and spill treats?.....

Noodle Cat said...

What a great cat treat holder!
Have a super Wednesday...

Noodle and crew

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Go Yankees! Just don't tell my hubby I said that :) XO

The Island Cats said...

We hope the Yankees win a lot of games so you’ll get lots of treats, CK.

Caren Gittleman said...

your Yankees are doing quite well so far this year!!! They are a favorite to win the whole shebang!

meowmeowmans said...

Well, we hope the Yanks win lots of games, then, CK! :)

Rene said...

We think you need to re-negotiate those terms. . .

Kitties Blue said...

Wow, CK, this all sounds totally wrong to us. We agree you shouldn't have to work for your treats, and you should get some everyday. We on't think any kitty should have to eat gut rot. We won't. XOCK, angel Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy and Sawyer

Anonymous said...

Well, at least you get treats CK. We don't get many of those 'round here. Seems the only time we get them is when we have a review or somethin'. We never get kibble, so we're not sure what market fresh is. But we think ifin ya' like it, you should get it at every meal. After all, why should you be punished cuz some silly human men in tights couldn't beat other silly men in tights?. MOL Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena