Monday, July 18, 2016

The Demise of Hello Kitty

The Demise of Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty became Goodbye Kitty at my condo last week. Every year Pop and I get TW balloons for her birthday (which was Wednesday) since she already has enough material goods to open a store. I decided we should get Hello Kitty balloons. When they arrived, the porter brought them upstairs to surprise TW. We couldn't believe how big and impressive they were. We have 16 foot ceilings and they almost reached them when placed on the table.

TW took out her flashy box cos she couldn't wait to take pics. I wouldn't pose so she figured she could get Pop to assist over the weekend. She took a bunch of pics anyway.

The Demise of Hello Kitty
Hello Kitty before her untimely demise.

Thursday the sky got dark and ominous. We hunkered down and I helped keep The Woman calm during a raging thunderstorm. Yeah, you read that correctly. I let her pet me cos she was making me nervous jumping and hyperventilating with every clap of thunder.

Finally the storm passed and we went inside and turned on the computer. We were both in the computer room when we heard
The Demise of Hello Kitty

I think TW may have dropped a load. She cautiously made her way inside to see what blew up.

She looked around and didn't see any smoke or flames. Then she saw Hello Kitty was down. She was mortally wounded. Blood Air was gushing from her wounds. Both of her ears were completely blown away. The sight upset TW greatly but by the time I posted about it on my FB timeline she couldn't stop laughing. She laffed and laffed for hours. Every time she re-read my status update, she laffed some more.

I had to snoopervise to make sure the body was cold flat.

The Demise of Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty was laid to rest after a somber ceremony attended by close family members.

The Demise of Hello Kitty

The balloons may not look so impressive now but TW is happy that some of them survived.

The Demise of Hello Kitty

I hope this post hasn't traumatized any kittens who may be reading Stunning Keisha today. I'm sure eventually I'll get to play with the remaining balloons. Anyone else like balloons?

27 comments:

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Those balloons look real nice still! Sorry about HK's demise. I'm glad you were with TW when it happened so there couldn't be any, uh, "misunderstandings" about how she met her maker. XOXOXO

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Alas poor Hello Kitty, we hardly knew ye.

Mr Puddy said...

My mom too, I always laugh with her own writing *** shake head ***

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Whoa! I'm surprised you were so nonchalant about it.

www.shelter-cats.com said...

Goodbye Kitty!
I saw on facebook that CK wasn't feeling well today. Hope everything is OK.
xxoo
Maggie

Laila and Minchie said...

Glad everyone enjoyed her while she lasted. RIP Hello Kitty.

Tamago said...

Wow, those balloons are so pretty! I'm sorry Hello Kitty had to go so soon. But glad there are survivors for TW to enjoy and for you to play :-) Our boys don't like balloons. They run away at the sight of a ballon!

Brian said...

,Honestly, I am a bit scared of balloons. We are all sending purrs and prayers to you CK. Feel better soon sweet friend.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Wow, poor Hello Kitty. You know what, I don't think my kitties have ever seen a balloon, so I'm not sure what they'd do. We're not big ballooners over here. (I hope CK feels better!)

Anonymous said...

OMC We don't get all da hype 'bout hellp kitty so we got really excited by your title and thought she was really goin' away. MOL Alas, it's just a balloon. We's never had any balloons so we don't know ifin we like 'em or not.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Jans Funny Farm said...

Sounds like TW had a very exciting birthday! Hope all is well on the balloon front now.

Dragonheart, Merlin, and Devi said...

Oh wow! That balloon popping must have made quite the scary noise!

Thank you so much for celebrating my 10th Birthday with me! Purrs, Dragonheart

Jean Neilson said...

MOL hahaha...very amusing post Ck. We needed a laugh. Life is pretty serious at times.

Thank you my friend.

Shoko

Anonymous said...

Mee-you Stunnin Keisha those balloons are berry purrty!! An what a story of yur Mumma TW beein so scaredykat you calmed her down......
Mee not like balloons; they remind mee of fire crackersss **shuddersss***
~~head rubsss~~ Siddhartha Henry~~

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Who killed Hello Kitty? We know you are innocent. I hope you are feeling better.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck....sew whatz thiz we iz reedin in a bove commints yur feelin knot sew good...we hope itz just a funkee kinda day & bye de time thiz getz two ewe ......yur bak ta fitin popz & bitin TW { sorree two yur peepulz but thatz how itz gotta bee } ♥♥♥

Sweet Purrfections said...

We think if Hello Kitty exploded in our house that Truffle couldn't be found for a week or more.

Sending purrs for you today that you will feel better soon.

M Dawson said...

I think they still look awesome but I'm sorry TW 'lost' the Kitty face one. I think it was a lovely surprise for TW!!

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

You're really brave to walk right up to the deflated balloon like that! We might never have entered that room again.

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Sorry Hello Kitty, but this is *hysterically* funny!

The Island Cats said...

Aw, poor Hello Kitty. We like playing with the ribbons that usually hang from those balloons.

meowmeowmans said...

Poor HK! I guess the excitement of that crazy storm was just too much for her.

We hope you're feeling better than you were earlier, CK. It sounds like you had a very tough day...

The Menagerie Mom said...

I knew this was going to be a good post the second I read the title, CK. While I love me some Hello Kitty, I can't stop laughing at your retelling of the happy kitty's downfall. But, was it ruled a murder? And if so, any suspects?

P.S. Happy belated birthday to TW!

The Florida Furkids said...

Holy CARP! That had to be really scary!!!

The Florida Furkids

ps - how are you feeling today?

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Oh wow that had to be scary!!!!

Nellie Kowalik said...

Poor Hello Kitty and how did mes miss your Mommy's post on FB? Must be because my human brother was here..... And mes did not sing! This is totally unforgivable! Mes will sing TW the song now!
*•.¸¸♪♫•Happy Belated Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•¸¸.•*
¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday to you ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday Dear TW!!!!! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
¸¸.•*¨*•♫♪ Happy Belated Birthday to you! ♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♪♫•
And many many kisses for TW!
Nellie

Ms. Phoebe said...

MEWHAHAHA! There can only be one stunning kitty in a house and Hello Kitty should have known better when in your house CK! Kaboom Kitteh!
-Clove