Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Wednesday Word—Sneaky


Kittehs, wait till I tell you what TW pulled this week! She will be severely punished when she least expects it.

Everyone knows I’m a picky eater when it comes to stinky goodness. I cut my teeth on kibble and given my druthers, that’s all I’d eat. I keep my svelte figure under 10 lbs by binging and fasting. I will. not. try. new. foods. I won’t even try new flavors of Fancy Feast. *scrape scrape* Most of it doesn’t even get the scrape treatment; I simply turn on my heels and walk away.

Many of you know we’re no longer shopping at P***o which means I won’t be getting anymore Soulistic gut rot. Weruva makes two of the flavors in pumpkin soup that I’m fed so there’s no problem. Given the rise in the prices of the Soulistic, the name brand isn’t much more expensive. They don’t have an equivalent of Island Illusion which is tuna and salmon in pumpkin soup and—you guessed it—my current favorite.


TW doesn’t like me to eat the same foods all the time so she rotates for reasons such as this. What if I only ate the Island Illusion? We’d be in a real fix, wouldn’t we?

Anyhoo enough background, let’s get to the reason why I called you here. She decided to try to feed me some Weruva in gravy that she scored at Blogpaws in May. The first unsuspecting pouch she opened was called if you can believe it BFF Tuna and Chicken Charm Me. It didn’t charm me. I turned on my heels. You must be kidding, Woman. This doesn’t smell like anything I’ve ever eaten nor does it smell like anything I WILL eat in the future.

It sat there for days an hour or two. I fasted although I was getting visibly weak. My walk was getting wobbly from hunger. This disturbed TW so she did something unspeakable. *shudder* I don’t even know if I can say it.

She stuck her dirty grubby finger in the dish and put a bit of the gruel on my nose. She practically rubbed my nose in it! I’m ashamed to admit that my head went down into the dish so fast it made her head spin. I began lapping like it was the nectar of Ceiling Cat. OK, it wasn’t half bad but I probably wouldn't eat it again.

No, I didn’t finish it; I still have some pride left.

Has your human ever did something so despicable to you?

Go away, Woman. I’m not looking at you after what you did.

Tomorrow I’ll tell you about some new stinky goodness I did like without having my nose rubbed in it.

25 comments:

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

ALL THE TIME, CK! ALL THE TIME! When I go through my periodic food strikes, she will crack open a jar of Gerbers and I will ignore it. Then she will put some on her finger and smear it on my delicate nosicle, or perhaps even actually IN my little mouf! Generally, I am embarrassed to confess, I remember: Oh yeah, I remember this. I like this stuff.
And so I eat. But it is sooooo humiliating.

Ann Staub said...

I am ashamed to admit I have tricked many a cat in the same way TW did to you. I mean not tricked, but uh... persuaded ;) Surely, CK could never fall for such trickery! I'm sure it was an act to make her suffer all along hehe.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

I have to say, my human has never, ever had to do this to me - it's all she can do to keep me out of the other cats' food! I love pretty much everything.

Bev Green said...

MOL MOL..well C.K i do not blame you..you were weak and clearly not of sound mind..we have all different penchants which is enough to send Mum to Loco land..Pickles is the worst,,two nibbles of anything..walks off..has to have the food hidden before Cleo or myself swoop in for the kill..Mum puts it back out and takes it away all morning and then the same all night..we like to keep it real MOL..paw pats Dinnermintz xxx

Brian said...

That is a wonderful photo of you CK! Hey, we tend to NOT eat whatever Dad buys the most of!!!

Tails from the Foster Kittens said...

how very very sad.. i hope she finds a way to make it up to you

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

CK I have my human trained to hand feed me. Yes, I really do.

Anonymous said...

Poor baby...she only had your best interest at heart. Please forgive her. :)

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

I've had more food rubbed on my nose than I can count. I'm VERY picky. I don't even eat all of the Fancy Feast that I like. I can't wait to hear what you're eating now.

Anonymous said...

Oh CK da horror of it all. But, yous wuld be devastated to hear all da many twicks mommy has used on us. since sis Lexi got so picky mommy has actually squirted food down hers fwoat wiff a syringe. And yep she's rubbed it all over our mouffs and paws so we had no choice but to eat da stuff or stink and be dirty. And well, we be cats. Who wants to stink and be dirty? Weez sowry this happened to you, but we awe glad yous didn't waste away to nuffin'. Have a gweat day, and weez can't wait to hear 'bout da new noms.

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck....de food serviss gurl doez sum thin dizz pick a bulll everee day.....her getz outta de shower while eye
am in site......N eye end up havin ta view her nekkid azz....

toona ~~~~~~~~ ♥♥♥

Robin Mudge said...

I'm glad to hear that regular Weruva does have a few flavors you can deal with, CK. Change is really hard! I have to admit, that I have rubbed things on Cinco and Manna's noses before. It doesn't have to happen very often. I can't wait to hear about the food you did like!
-Purrs from your friends at www.PlayfulKitty.net

Flynn said...

That is terrible CK! I have to admit that my mum has done that to me too. It didn't work for her though.

Austin Towers said...

CK it is a kitty's duty to ignore tasty morsels just to show who's boss. How TW got away with messing with your nose, I can't imagine! You feeling ok, CK? ;) xxx

Jean Neilson said...

Yes, my human does weird things all the time...just to get me to eat. I love my crunchies better than life itself.....well maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. I really like it anyway! I don't know why we can't keep having the same food...FF beef flavoured. Why do we have to try all the other varieties. I don't know why?


Shoko

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Your eating habits sound SO much like Mudpie's that it's scary!!! Angel Truffles used to love starting her meals by eating off my finger for a bit :)

Penelope TheCatFromHell said...

CK, yous knows mes a pure bred. But mes has totally undiscriminating tastes!!! Mommy thinks its because mes was STARVED before mes comed to my forever home. Mew will eats everything, including Dog Food! Now other cats, like Kozmo and Jo Jo and Ninja have things they won't eat and they is just like yous...but this glamour puss eats anything (even escargot and stinky cheese)
Kisses
Nellie

Sweet Purrfections said...

Mom Paula will sprinkle crumbs from our freeze dried chicken treats on top of stinky goodness to get Brûlée to eat

The Island Cats said...

CK, the mom has done that to us too. Oh the inhumanity! We walked away from the dish too. We wouldn't eat the food even if we wanted to.

meowmeowmans said...

Wow, that's messed up, CK. And here we thought that kind of stiff only happened here!

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

Wow... we can't believe she did that! Unacceptable! We can't wait to hear about the revenge you enact, CK! We know it will be good...

M Dawson said...

* bites lip * Well, CK, it 'sounds' as though you LIKED IT!!!!

Fur Everywhere said...

Mes feels your pain, CK. Sometimes when mes doesn't want to eat my stinky goodness, the Mom will put a little of it on my nose, too! Sometimes I eat out of the bowl after that, and other times mes just walks away, MOL.

Purrs,
Carmine

Paws for Reflection said...

Makes me wonder - what mischief can I get into next

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

That was very sneaky of TW, I am sure you will find a suitable punishment. Thank you for purring for my Lucy XO.