Monday, March 9, 2015

Does Pop Use My Litter Box?


I’m gonna get right to the point of this post. As you know, there is a litter box in Pop’s bathroom. That litter box belongs to ME. I try to monitor what goes on in there at all times. Sometimes, however, naps take priority and he is left to his own devices. In other words, he’s on the honor system. Perhaps I’ve been wrong to trust him.

TW has been finding some strange objects in the box of late which has led her to believe that The Cat has started using toilet paper aka ass wipe to clean herself after she does her business. I try to tell her she has enough fotos of me cleaning myself and she should hear how silly her accusations sound.

My defense.

Last week, she found an entire sheet of the single ply white tissue in my box. She’s also found Pop’s toenails in my sacred box. Then she photographed this damning evidence. GASP!

Her evidence.

I thought I had a pretty good relationship with Pop so I axed him straight out. Have you ever used my litter box? He insisted he never has. Then I axed just how does the TP wind up in my covered box? He said something I find laughable and you will too. He wants me to believe the TP never tears at the perspiration and little pieces break off and “float” to the ground or in my box. Nice try, Pop.

Since it isn’t The Cat using the paper, who the culprit? Has the Gum Gnome resurfaced or is someone more sinister messing wid the Kitteh? Does anybuddy buy Pop’s flimsy excuse?

26 comments:

Katnip Lounge said...

Time for CSI--Crapper Scene Investigators!

GLOGIRLY said...

Based on the incriminating photographic evidence we have here (on full unrolled roll of toilet paper in Waffles' litter box) I believe the culprit must be orange and furry. Better issue an arrest warrant.
; ) Katie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Well, I think it depends on what your definition of "use" is. Does he pee in there? Or, worse, --shudder, I can't even bring myself to say it. No, I don't think so, because if he did you wouldn't we speculating over little scraps of tissue. you'd *KNOW*. I dunno what he might be doing, but it's prolly harmless.

Lone Star Cats said...

Angelique beings toys into da litterbox. Now dat are just weird.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

That is really strange, CK! Once my human found a cat toothbrush in my litter box... but I was responsible for that.

Molly TheWally said...

OMD time for some forensics CK. Hmmmm methinks you need to get a dna sample from daddy. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

We're with Spitty.... what's he using it for? We didn't think he would fit in there.

Flynn said...

Very mysterious! How did Pop explain away his toenails in your litterbox? Is that the gum gnome in the top right corner of the last photo? It looks like a little teddy.

Brian said...

We've not ran into that here, yet. We would probably need a bigger scooper MOL!

Melissa and Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

If I were you I would set up a hidden camera in order to get to the *bottom* of things...

Tamago said...

Ohhh mystery! I think your Pop sounds very suspicious.
I hope your relationship with him won't be ruined, though!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

YOu have every right to be concerned CK!

Robin Mudge said...

I think I would be upset if I were you too CK. Litter boxes are somewhat of a private matter and shouldn't be encroached upon. Perhaps he should be given his own litter box to put toilet paper and toe nails in.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I think you need to install a camera in there. Before we had our upstairs bathroom fixed we only had one bathroom and I was tempted many times to use the litter box- luckily, I managed to hold it in :)

The Swiss Cats said...

Very mysterious ! Your Pop should know that he wouldn't fit in your litter box, though ! Purrs

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK....frank lee ...we iz speech lezz...we could buy a shavin inn sa dent... N popz used de toy let paper chunx ta stop de blood flow frum poor shavin habitz....but for a kleen hunk ta ....float oh itz own a cord....rite inta yur box.... ?????

Jenna,Mark Drady said...

hahahaha! Quite the investigation!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

The Island Cats said...

We're still wondering why Pop's toenails were in your box, CK.

Colehaus Cats said...

We're noping that explanation one hundred percent!

Anonymous said...

Yep CK weez buy dat. Yous shuld see da mommy twyin' to tear dat papew sumtimes. Specially when it gets to da end, little sheets and pieces of it float to da floor. And sumtimes when mommy twies to catch it da air makes it waft all over da pawdee box woom. Ow gwipe is da dwyer lint dat falls in ow pawdee boxes when mommy empties da dwyer..

Luv ya'

Dezi and Lexi

The Indulged Furries said...

There are some very strange things going on at your house that need further investigation. I hope you can get to the bottom of it.

Patty Woodland said...

A GHOST? Very strange indeed

Anonymous said...

I think you need the old "hidden camera" thing......yep - that will be proof positive if your Pop is introoooding on your litterbox territory!

Hugs, Sam

Austin Towers said...

I think you need to get SOCO in!! Sammy's right, you should install CCTV and catch Pop in the act, as it were! Those little perspirations get to all of us!! MOL

Savannah's Paw Tracks said...

Not sure what to say CK. But definitely cameras are called for and perhaps even Agent Kozmo of the FBI

Penelope TheCatFromHell said...

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Kisses
Nellie