Pouches are for cats. Am I right? Everycat knows what comes in pouches: cat food and cat treats. Can you believe that some human noms come in pouches also? I can’t wrap my paw around that. In other words: that ain’t right!
I get my grain-free Soulistic food with pumpkin soup every day around noon. When TW gets out a pouch, I know what to expect. Most of the time, it’s gut rot but it’s MY gut rot. At night, she gets out a pouch of treats for me. I only get a couple; however, it’s another example that proves if it’s in a pouch, it’s for The Cat! Can you draw another logical conclusion?
That logic held true until recently. In leiu of a raise or company-paid medical—Pop brings TW home pouches of something from his new job. She calls it the nectar of the gods. Whenever I see her kneading the pouch, I jump onto the table cos I know it has to be cat food. She says I’m wrong! Can that be? Human food doesn’t come in pouches, does it? OK, when did human food start coming in pouches and imitating cat food? Have you ever heard anything as asinine?
The pouch Pop brings home contains some human concoction called almond butter, if you can believe that. TW says it has it all over peanut butter. What the hiss? Of course, she’d like it, it costs a fortune! She’s drawn to anything that costs about a hunnert dollars a jar. TW sez it’s right up tehere with chocolate and coffee. The Cat sez Woman, next pouch I wanna see you open is the one with the Greenies SmartBites. NOW! Does your human eat stuff outta pouches?
My human eats stuff that comes out of the microwave. I'm glad I don't have to eat that slop.
ReplyDeleteNo, she doesn't eat much that comes from a pouch, but then again neither do I. I'm not a treat kind of kitty. Now, if the Gerbers came in a pouch, I'd be singin' a whole different tune, Baby! XOXOXOXO
ReplyDeleteOh boy you should see Star jump when she hears me opening a cough drop pouch! She insists on smelling my breath to make sure it wasn't her treats too!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I know I'm late late late, but Leo nearly fainted at your offer to bribe him to tell you the secret! He was looking for kitty breath mints and begging for more information to sell to you!
Just curious, but did you ever get a replacement for your rainbow paws kitty bowl? If I missed it, I'm sorry! Been over busy here unfortunately.
Uuuhh... No. Our human never eats from a pouch. She cooks double portions of meal to be able to warm a part in microwave the next day at noon at her workplace, but she never eats ready-to-eat food. Pouches are for kitties only ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteMy human eats outta pouches sometimes - can't blame her for wanting to be like us kitties!
ReplyDeleteNo pouches here and lucky me I always get a little leftover dinner which is always cooked from scratch. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Almond butter is devine..I can see why your mum gets all excite-a-ment pants...I would too Keisha :) hugs Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteI rarely get food in pouches, but almond butter sounds yummy!
ReplyDeletepouches are definitely for pets. BOL! Love the new header!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Whenever I dip into a pouch of Hershey's chocolate drops Truffles comes running thinking it's one of her treat packages :)
ReplyDeleteI have not noticed any of the human food pouches here CK, but now I must go snoop around!
ReplyDeleteWe couldn't agree more, CK. From Cheetos to almond butter, they taunt us with every rip of the bag.
ReplyDelete; ) Katie
ps - Glogirly LOVES almond butter!!! She found a jar though and it only costs about half a hunnert dollars.
C.K., did you know that tuna comes in pouches now? People food but nommy for kitties as well. Bet of both worlds! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteDid you taste this nectar of the gods, CK? Perhaps she is stealing your foods!
ReplyDelete*GASP* Nooooo, seriouslies!?!?! That's just...WRONG.
ReplyDeleteCK...knot onlee did we think yur post wuz gonna be bout kangarooz bout if ther be BUTTER ina pouch....we.... R...... ther......
ReplyDeleteboomer sayz thiz iz like winnin de lott ree .... ♥
Wait. Pouches for humans? We need to go rummage through the cabinets to check this out!
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Moosey, Gracie and Zoe
Pouches - I don't get anything other than treats in pouches. Not fair - I'm being deprived again. M must be withholding the good stuff that's in pouches from me and maybe eating it herself! Now I'm really upset! (flexes paws)
ReplyDeleteNo pouches for humans here, but mum says the almond butter sounds delicious.
ReplyDeleteWe go through that good stuff by the truckload thanks a vegetarian hubby!
ReplyDeleteNo pouches here but that almond butter sure looks yummy!
ReplyDeleteMum tried one of those hunnert dollar pouches one time, moisturiser she called it. Never agin! It didn't work and she used it up in no time!
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No human pouch food around here. We try to avoid any human food that comes in bags and boxes because of preservatives and stuff.The doctor says fresh foods only. However, Cinco and Manna do get treats from pouches. They seem to like them quite a bit :)
ReplyDeleteYou only get a couple? Our humans do that to us to. It's not like they can't go get more. The rationing is so unfair. ~Rascal and Rocco
ReplyDeleteIf I do want to have a pouch with granola in it, I have to be very very quiet about it. Any slight sound pouch opening brings them running for treats.
ReplyDeleteNope bootyful meez mommy dusn't eat outta pouches.
ReplyDeleteLuv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
Pouches? Nope....my humans don't do pouch food...the only thing in our pantry that's pouched are my treats and we make sure there's a gigantic supply of those (OR ELSE I GET CRANKY).
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
Mommy used to live near a dollar store and bought slippers there. She had to glue them together many times but they worked! But now she has trouble with swelling, and now her slippers have to be accommodating because of her diabetes. She really did wear her last pair to holes everywhere!
ReplyDeleteShe wishes she could find ones that would work at the dollar store.
ps. her favorite pillow (on her bed) came from guess where? Yup. the dollar store north of here!
nope, no pouches here...just like Sparkle, most of the peeps stuff comes from the freezer or microwave...ick
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