Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Wednesday Word—Turkey

On Monday, I axed what had captured my attention. Only now can I reveal the answer to the Monday Mystery.


The unveiling of the 2013 3-1/2 lb chocolate turkey! ♫ TA-DAAAA! ♫ The vast majority of you guessed a turkey but no one guessed a CHOCOLATE turkey. MOL!

Pop was unwrapping all the bubble-wrap from it when those photos were taken. Once the wrap was off, The Cat was required to do a photo session with said turkey. I stared at it. I smelled it. I tried to look away but I couldn’t.


WHO IS THIS TURKEY IMPOSTER?? WHY IS HE STANDING ON MY NIP QUILT?

This baby stands 9 inches tall and is about 9 inches across. He's a creation of Lee Sims Chocolates of Jersey City, NJ. Pop's splurging this year even though he shouldn’t. I have to give the peeps credit. Tom Turkey is gonna last them until Christmas to eat. Gone are the days when they could eat it in a week's time. You're disappointed, aren't you? Are your peeps splurging on anything this holiday season?

I'll leave you today with another look at my stunningness gawking at the imposter turkey from da hood. As always, you can biggify the images by clicking on them.


Disclaimer: Pop paid full price for the turkey and shipping. We are not affiliated with Lee Sims nor do they know I'm giving them publicity.

31 comments:

Patty Woodland said...

That is a LOT of chocolate turkey! Wowzers

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

That is one mofo (uh-oh--the Human says that's norty but I dunno--it's kinda a hood word, right?) turkey you got yourselves there. It prolly is no-good for the kitty though, so what's the point? They should find a 3-1/2 lb. chunk of sammin or steak for the kitty. Or a VINE turkey, or a NIP turkey. Chocolate, schmocolate.

Prancer Pie said...

Color my Mommy impressed! Us, meh, not so much.

Truly, a great piece of craftsmanship, though. Almost too cute to eat. Almost.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I would pitch a fit if I had to pose with a turkey made of a feline-inedible substance! Not fair!

Molly The Wally said...

Hope all your preparations are going well for Turkey Day Keisha.
Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Whoa, that's a lot of chocolate. We would prefer real turkey, though. Our peeps are splurging on going out to Thanksgiving dinner instead of cooking for just the two of them. Which is great for them, but... hey, what about leftovers for us?

Brian said...

My Dad would like that better than real turkey!

Mariodacatsmom said...

OMC - that is the biggest chocolate turkey I've ever seen. There will be a lot of special bites of that this holiday season. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family.

Random Felines said...

all that and you can't even HAVE any??? sheesh....

Kitties Blue said...

Mom says that she didn't know that chocolate turkeys existed. Do they come in Dark Chocolate? As much as she and our dad like chocolate, she says that turkey would get stale before they could finish it. Of course, we would help if it were a real turkey. MOL! Tell your peeps to enjoy their splurge. Happy Thanksgiving to all. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Ruckus Eskie said...

WOW a choco turkey. poison to me though...is it safe for cats?

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

If there are any leftovers could you send some our way?? Mommy loves chocolate!
Your peeps are very good to each other!
Happy Thanksgiving!

Deanna Watson said...

CHOCOLATE turkey?! Sounds delicious. Cute quilt.
My WW entry is #95. Come by and vote for us?

meowmeowmans said...

Dang, CK! That chocoturkey is HUGE! So, since kitties can't eat chocoalte, what are Pop and TW gonna get YOU for Thanksgiving?

Mahogany BoingyDog Gamble said...

Wow! A chocolate turkey? That's intense - but saved a turkey! ;0)

Ann Staub said...

Hmm still think you are cuter than the turkey! I am "splurging" on a real turkey this year. I haven't had one at my house in years because I only have a toaster oven. Gonna buy one from our friends bbq restaurant. Yum!

Julia Williams said...

I have never seen a chocolate turkey before. No wonder it had your attention!

Katie and Glogirly said...

I'm afraid that turkey would be gone before the weekend here!
; )

Katie and Glogirly said...

Oh, we forgot.
No splurging this year.
Although I hear pumpkin pie is in the future.
; )

Austin Towers said...

Well as we don't do the thanksgiving thing this side of the pond - for some reason it's a sore topic - we are not splurging for a few weeks yet! However, we are not bitter and don't hold a grudge so Happy Thanksgiving CK. I hope you get real turkey! :) xx

The Island Cats said...

The mom's mouth is watering now. She might like that turkey better than the real thing.

Anonymous said...

Girlfurriend! That is a very very large hunk of chocolate! Dad would not be able to keep his paws off...heh...heh...Hope you get your most fave stinky goodness tomorrow CK; warm paw hugs, Savvy and Mom Linda

Caren Gittleman said...

CK your Ma and Pop NEVER disappoint! HAPPY HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
xoxo

Clooney said...

We would never have thought to guess a "chocolate" turkey even though we know your Peeps like big chocolate things! My Human is just a bit envious of theese one!

Nailah Bone said...

Oh man, that's a lot of chocolate! Is it sad that'd be gone in like 3 days in my house?

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Happy Thanksgiving, CK & Humans! CK, I hope there's some REAL turkey for the kitty--forget this chocolate cr@p!!

The Human thinks she gets a few colds per year because she is locked up in rooms with scores of teenagers who come to school hacking and sick because they are "bored" at home after a day or so, and with noble colleagues who don't want to call in sick when they clearly are. So schools are just regular breeding grounds for screaming viruses and bacteria looking for a friendly host to invade. Sigh.

Pasha said...

Ooh YUM!!!!

Jenna,Mark Drady said...

That looks like one delicious turkey!

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

HOLY CAT! Our mom just went into a COMA. She LOOOOVES chocolate!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

OH.MY.COD!
3.5lbs of chocolate turkey? Where's YOUR turkey, CK?

Kjelle Bus said...

My mom-person would love to get her hands on that turkey !
XOXO