Monday, September 9, 2013

Do These Pants Make My Butt Look Big?

I like to sit in the bathroom while TW bathes. More specifically, I like to lay on her clothes in the bathroom while she bathes. I've seen sights that would keep others awake at night. Horrible blobs of cellulite. But, looky here … a pair of black slacks. A pair of black slacks that need furring up and I'm just the cat to do it. They looked comfy and seemed to be calling my name. How many of you guys have done this?

Do these pants make my butt look big? Black is very slimming or so I've heard.

Of course, she doesn't take her flashy box into the tub with her. She had to step over me to get it; and, yes, we have an open door policy in this condo. The shower does have drapes if she wants privacy.

28 comments:

Patty Woodland said...

Sherpa the Farm cat has nose for freshly cleaned clothes....

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

My human keeps the door shut when she showers - which is how I like it! I don't want to be in there when she is getting herself wet.

Prancer Pie said...

They look much better with your beautiful furs on them.

And no, your butt is purrfect!

Molly The Wally said...

We too have an open door policy and sometimes I lay on the bath mat so peeps has difficulty getting out of the bath. My attempt at payback for those baths I have had to have. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Good job making sure you spread your lovely furs on her black clothing. That makes them more fashionable.

Kjelle Bus said...

If I see a pair of jeans I will go and hair them down good , especially if they are black :)
XOXO

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Oh no no. The pants DO NOT make your butt look big, CK. Not at all. We bet the pants look better after the furring exercise. ;)

Austin Towers said...

You are very brave, CK! I wouldn't have the stomach for seeing what was behind THAT door!!!

Brian said...

Nothing is better than freshly furred dark pants CK!

Ann Staub said...

KKMM liked to lay on clothes like that. Towels, or other things left laying around. She was good at furrin' them up!

Cherry City Kitties said...

We have a system: White, beige, pastels are assigned to Tipp and Harry. Dark colors to Dexter and Willow. Jeans are a free for all as are the cloth shopping bags that get left on the table or bench. House guests? Free-for-all!

Tamago said...

Haha, don't worry, your butt doesn't look big :-) One of my boys loves to lay on our clothes, too. And I love wearing furry clothes :-)

Anonymous said...

Nothing makes a pair of black pants look better than some gorgeous white furs. Good job! And no, they don't make your butt look big. MOL

The Swiss Cats said...

Good job of cat-ironing and furring ! And no, you don't have a big butt : it's just purrfect ! Purrs

da tabbies o trout towne said...

de pants bee a grate fit CK, but we canna say we R selves like wearin pants ta see if they fit...we trooly due knot even wanna put on like shirtz ore tiez either... N dai$y said a brazeer iz defin atlee outta de questhun

Katie and Glogirly said...

We're betting the "soaking-wet-step-over" was fun to watch! MOL!
...and yes, if there's a pair of pants on the floor, or anywhere else for that matter...and if they are folded, they are fair game.
; )

Katnip Lounge said...

And those pants look like they might be cordaroy...nearly impossible to get cat fur off of!

Well played.

ANGEL ABBY said...

CK we were wondering if TW kept the camera in tub?!? Well we are relieved, but yes we must fur up anything that comes out of that nice warm dryer. MOL

Swami Zoe said...

It's very impawtent to make sure there's at least a few furs on everything! Me-Ommmmmm

Jobi and Fisher said...

You are definitely on the job over there, my friend. As long as there is an abundance of fur on every piece of clothing, you have no need to worry about your butt. Job well done!

Anonymous said...

no, I don't do that...I do check out to make sure Mom Linda is ok in the water box room, but I don't lay on their clothes at all, not even the warm fresh clean laundry...maybe one day I will try

Kitties Blue said...

That is a particularly stunning photo by what we assume was a wet Mom. Did she put those slacks on after you had finished with them? We love that we don't even have to get on the human clothes for them to be covered in cat hair. All Mom or Dad need to do is walk through the house. There is so much floating in the air that they can't escape it. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

My human always closes the door. So I sit on her work black pants in the bedroom =^.^=
Purrs

The Island Cats said...

I did that once, CK, and I actually got up on the edge of the tub to get a closer look at the bubbles...and then proceeded to fall in the tub. Needless to say, it scared the bee-jeesus out of the mom. Oh yeah...and me too.

Ernie

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I don't like to lie on the Human's clothing--it's almost like lying ON her and Homie don't play that.

Da Hood, huh? Well, you can have the Bayview darling, though I hear the God Emperor Stan (or Punapippuri) might want to share it. I'll see what I can do for you.
You might just be the Viceroyess of the Blue Pillows though. XOXOXOXOXO

Caren Gittleman said...

CK you soooo made me laugh! Often when I am getting undressed, Cody gives me a look that is one of complete disgust!!! lol

meowmeowmans said...

Moosey sits on the bathroom counter while the humans take their showers!

Clooney said...

No we think they are very slimming in fact! Way to rule with an iron paw for that open door policy, CK!