Monday, September 16, 2013

Another Monday Mauling

No, this isn't a rerun so don't adjust your sets. With Pop off at work, I've turned my sights, er, fangs on TW. HOWEVER, I did NOT do this.

Sorry for the blurry photo. She's not the best photographer. Maybe I should have taken the photo. TW is allergic to cats so any scratch or bite she gets raises a lump and itches like a mosquito bite.

It was last Friday morning. Pop was gone and I thought TW had laid in bed long enough. I said to HHGutt, "isn't it time she hauled her sorry butt outta this bed? I'd like to get some shuteye by myself. She should be working on my blog." Before I could finish the sentence, HHGutt sprung into action. He saw the same thing I did: TW's left arm wasn't under the fluffy comforter. All that laid between my HHGutt's teeth and TW's arm was a thin pajama top and an even thinner sheet. She saw me him staring at her and made a desperate attempt to cover her arm. Too late! I He was already upon her—his teeth and claws sunk into her. She screamed to scare me him off. I got frightened and made my escape jumped out of bed, fearful that I would get blamed yet again. TW was a mad woman, screaming "you effing b—." I ran into the other room as she ran into the bathroom, clutching her arm and the tube of Neosporin that she keeps by her bed for emergencies such as this.

Look at him getting ready to pounce!

As the morning wore on, I could tell I was right. I was being blamed. She didn't look at me or talk to me most of the day. I wasn't even given a fair trial among a jury of my furrends peers. Sigh! Look at this innocent face and tell me if you think I'm guilty of anything other than loving too much. What's the verdict: innocent or guilty as charged?


26 comments:

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

We can't believe that HHGutt framed you like that. The nerve!

meowmeowmans said...

HHGutt is one rough dude. We are shocked and saddened that you are being blamed YET AGAIN, CK.

In any case, we hope TW's arm feels better soon.

Ann Staub said...

Innocent of course CK ;)

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

INNOCENT! Of course!
(and I didn't even get bribed to say that!!)
QUINN

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Vous êtes innocent, ma petit chou!

Honestly, I think TW has ‎Münchausen Syndrome or something. YOU would never dream of doing such a thing. Sweet girl. Really.

Prancer Pie said...

So obviously NOT your fault! That HHGutt simply CANNOT be trusted!

Katie and Glogirly said...

MOL, Spitty!!!

...I'm certain you've been framed.
I'm an expert you know.
; ) Katie

The Swiss Cats said...

Obviously, it's not your fault. You're innocent, and we hope that TW realizes it as soon as her harm gets better. Purrs

Molly The Wally said...

Oh stunning one we know you to be innocent. HHGutt is a mean kitty and you certainly have been framed. Oh my the injustice of it. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
PS TW hope your arm is better soon.

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Shocking that TW would put the blame on YOU when it was clear the deed was done by HHGutt. If you had done it, you'll be proud to admit it like when you gave your Pop his "new job" present. Right, CK?

Kjelle Bus said...

Can´t beleive that HHGutt have the nerve to frame you like that CK ?!
I´m in deep chock over here !!

Austin Towers said...

Isn't it about time HHGut was put to trial? This is outrageous!!! I am sure his spirit was around last week when Tigger and I were having a heated discussion about a mousie I caught and the stoopid human tried to intervene and somehow she got a 4 inch scratch up her hand! Now neither me or Tigger would do that, so it had to have been the spirit of HHGut channelling through Mini-Me!!

Brian said...

Dang CK, just because you have teeth and claws you shouldn't be purrsumed guilty!

Marilia Bavaresco said...

=)

Tamago said...

CK, you look so sweet and innocent. No way you could cause that damage on TW's arm!
Thank you for your comment on our post. We got matatabi mist from a store in Japan online. We have not yet tried silvervine from here but wonder if it has the same scent. Gotta try!

Marg said...

You sure look innocent to us. Something else must have happened to that arm. We do hope it gets better really quickly. That must be a pain to be so allergic. Take care.

Kitties Blue said...

C.K., We're thinking HHGutt needs a good, long time-out, and maybe TW should think about getting some of those fancy caps for your claws. Our mom is considering some for Astrid. he claws are like thorns and she likes to crawl under the covers with Mom in the morning. Glad you are joining us for are birthday party. The more kitties, the more fun! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty May, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Katie Isabella said...

HHGUTT! You stop that immediately! Poor CK! Framed again.

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

Innocent! It is not fair that you got blamed for what HHGutt did!!

I also want to thank you for your wishes for Milou's birthday =^.^=

Purrs

The Island Cats said...

No way you did that, CK! HHGutt needs to be taught a lesson.

The Florida Furkids said...

Of course you're innocent!


The Florida Furkids

Silver Meow said...

Hehe... That happens sometimes over here too! I like to tattoo my human ^^

Anonymous said...

We're certain the real culprit was HHGutt because we know he goes all crazypants at exactly that time of day everyday! You, on the other hand, were napping as sweet as can be. We'd swear to this in court! Purrs...

Clooney said...

I knew it! It's the Gutt!

Anonymous said...

Gosh CK.....I'm not sure what to think....after all I haven't known you that long BUT I'd say that stuffy thing looks MIGHTY suspicious and I simply can't imagine a sweet, curled up kitty like you in that last photo could put the bitey on your Mom and cause her to get the itchies. That's my story and I'm stickin' with it.

Kitty Hugs, Sammy

Anonymous said...

always innocent! What's with that TW to think it could EVER be you???