Friday, May 3, 2013

Cheap Knockoffs Can't Fool CKI

One of the only smousy toys I actually play with is my Skinneeez smousy that I ordered from Nip And Bones. When I'm in the mood—and I think that no one's around to see me—I fling it up in the air and toss it around. I play like a cat and, believe me, I played with Skinneeez late last night and again this morning.

Look! I deded both of them! The one closest to my heart is the original.

Many months ago, I had lost my Skinneeez so TW bought a replacement until they got off their lazy butts and found the original. I never played with the replacement like I did the original. Yes, Woman, I can tell the difference!

Find the real Skinneeez. Show TW you're smarter than her.
She must think I'm really stupid cos she bought a cheap knockoff in Walgreens the other day. C'mon, Woman, the real deal is only $4. Any cat with half a brain can see the difference. She might as well have gotten the grey one. That's how obvious it is. TW made the photo as crappy as she could so you couldn't see the difference. She thinks they're identical enough that I wouldn't notice. HAH! The Walgreen's smousy is fuzzier, lighter in color and the tail is fatter. TW thinks I can't tell the players without a scorecard. Guess again, TW.

30 comments:

Patty Woodland said...

Oh dear. Maybe they are just different species. That's it!

Max said...

Those look pretty cool...like if I got one wet and dropped it on the Woman's face while she was sleeping, she would totally think it was real. NOW i kinda want one!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Just because humans are stupid, they don't have to assume we kitties are. Sheesh!

Prancer Pie said...

We can't believe TW tried to put that one over on you!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Nope, you can't fool a kitty, they know their toys!

Molly The Wally said...

Cheap knock offs? That is the kind of dumb trick my peeps would try. We say Epic Fail too. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Does she KNOW who you ARE? *shocked face* Humans... they got NO respect.

Cotton said...

Humans underestimate us!

GizmoGeodog said...

Unbelievable CK...How dares she try to fool you? Maybe it's her being a sickie lately that's warped her brainz? Momz and I both send healing thought to TW so she gets better soon and orders you "the real thing"

Athena said...

Oh, that's bad!
Mum gets me cheap toys from the 99 shop sometimes. I don't care really because I prefer playing with bits of string or cardboard boxes.

Brian said...

Younwould think the humans would know this by noe CK!

Tamago said...

Kitties know their toys much better than humans :-)
Skinneeez looks very fun to play with!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck...ewe knead ta chek out de skineez squirrel...eye haz one N like ta knock da be jezuz outta it all de time...stoooooooopid bass turd squirrelz just keepz comin bak for mor two....once him even wuz finded in MY bed......sew eye gnawed on it til it bee good N soaked

:)

hope everee one haza grate week oh end !

boomer N crew

meowmeowmans said...

As IF! Like you wouldn't know the difference, CK!

We wanted to thank you and TW for your kind and thoughtful comments when Sammy had to leave for the Bridge. We are really lucky to have such wonderful and compassionate friends.

Hugs.

Anonymous said...

yup, know exactly what ya mean CK. I have a fave mousie, the very first toy I got when I came to live with Mom and Dad. The only toy I play with by myself. So Mom thought, Oh, I'll get her another one kinda sorta like it.,.HA! Mom didn't even get the same species, she got a yellow duck! Like I would not know the difference. ICK! And the one on the left is your fave! paw hugs, your BFGF Savvy

The Island Cats said...

Humans think us cats aren't very smart. Well, we're so glad you showed TW she was wrong about that!

Marilia said...

Have a nice weekend!

Nicola Carpenter said...

The woman here still hasn't replaced our ripped narna!

The Paw Relations

CATachresis said...

TW won't make that mistake again!!

Kitties Blue said...

Of course, we can tell the difference, but then like yourself, we are intelligent and astute cats. At least your old mousey was located. Go hide the other one under a kitchen appliance where it will never be found again. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

Mariodacatsmom said...

Mario here on M's account - Of course you can tell the difference. Any cat with half a brain could. Humans think we're so dumb when we really out smart them by far. M wishes I'd play with my toys like you do, I expect the humans to toss them around, and if I feel like chasing them, I do. If not - I don't!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I guess she's prolly been spending a lot of time in Walgreen's lately, eh? The Human bought, like, 67 kinds of medicine when she was sick. She didn't bring me ANYTHING, not even a knock-off smousy, so count your blessings.

GizmoGeodog said...

Thanks CK...Took your suggestion and sent a note to Yoda_the_Dog about Park Day :)

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Brian sent us over and hope you are feeling better. Stop by our party for some wild fun!

Deb Barnes said...

Geez... it sure is obvious to us cats that these Skinneeez's are miles apart in similarity. What is up with humans? Purrs from the Zee/Zoey gang

Ann Staub said...

Us humans just don't understand sometimes. Hopefully you can forgive TW. ;)

Baby Patches said...

OMC! Why in the world would TW think you wouldn't notice? I mean come on, us kitties are smarter than our peeps realize for sure! They are so different! Better steals TW's card when she not looking and comes on over to the shop, MOL.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Okay okay okay--I'll try h=not to be such a wuss. I do like my fev-vers--I was just off of wand toys for a bit after that one tried to KILL ME and all! Maybe you should come over and help me to not be such a coward, eh? The pillow is free tonight.

The Cat From Hell said...

Peoples! Now me wonders if theys can tell the real deal from a knock off!! And they thinks wes can't?
Pshaw!
Kisses
Nellie

Kjelle Bus said...

Humans are really stoopid !