Sunday, May 5, 2013

A Cinco de Mayo message from HHGutt

Hello. Me llamo HHGutt and I was heched en México. Today I'm going to teach you the true meaning of Cinco de Mayo. Sure Mexicans enjoy our cerveza but this day means so much más.

The holiday of Cinco De Mayo, The 5th of May, commemorates the victory of the Mexican militia over the French army at The Battle Of Puebla in 1862. It is primarily a regional holiday celebrated in the Mexican state capital city of Puebla and throughout the state of Puebla, with some limited recognition in other parts of Mexico, and especially in U.S. cities with a significant Mexican population. It is not, as many people think, Mexico's Independence Day, which is actually September 16. (Read more at

Let me go into de—SSSAACCRRRRRAAAATTTTCHH! (sound of needle scraping across record totally damaging record).

CK has regained control of this blog. Yes, I am back! Thank you, HHGutt—NOT! My Mexican jokes were such a hit last year, I've decided to don my comedienne hat again for some mostly new jokes. Without further doo-doo I'm off!

Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? 
They only had two cars.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro, sink-o.

What's a Mexicans favorite bookstore?

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

How do you starve a Mexican?
Put their Food Stamps in their work boots.

and finally my favorite from last year:

Two Mexican are in a car. Who is driving?
A cop.

I'd like to give credit to my joke writers: Best Free Jokes and so head over there for some more yuks.

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If you're still looking for some additional Cinco de Mayo fun, join me at Kittehboi's #Chilipawty, in honor of his sisfur Chilpepper's 16th birthday. I'll be spinning tunes at 3 pm.


brokenteepee said...

Is TW feeling better CK?

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo, CK! We love your sombrero! XOXO

Unknown said...

Happy Cino Mayo Keisha and have a serene Sunday.
Best wishes Molly

Unknown said...

LOL - those were good CK. I'm gonna make my boyfriend read em hehehe. Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Brian said...

You gave us cinco de giggles CK!

Mariodacatsmom said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo sweetie. Tell TW her jokes are still funny this year too.

meowmeowmans said...

MOL. Happy Cinco de Mayo, CK!

Buzz Lucas said...

Hola Chiquita... hows about sharing a margarita with me?

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Hope you are having a fun filled day!!!! Thanks for letting me know about the celebration of Cinco de Mayo. Great history lesson.

The Florida Furkids said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo. Thanks for joining us at the Tabby Cat Club party!

Raz and The Florida Furkids

The Island Cats said...

OMC! Gracias for the laughs, CK! Feliz Cinco de Mayo to you...we think you may have had one too many cervezas!! ;)

CATachresis said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo, CK. The old jokes are always the best!! ;)

Anonymous said...

espero que usted tenido un buen dia! heh...heh...hope that was rated PG as Mom Linda hasn't been doin' the spanish class refresher yet...

Texas, a Cat in... Austin said...

Yeah, the French lost. Again. I wish I had a nip fishie for every battle the French lost, I'd be opening a nip fishie store and I'd become rich and I'd buy silvervine fishie and... what?

Happy Cinco de Mayo and thanks for the laugh!


Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo , CK !
LOVED ALL your joker ♡

Clooney said...

Hey that HHGutt is pretty smart, huh? Happy Cinco de Mayo to you CK! Hope your Peeps are feeling better.

Sweet Purrfections said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo! We're enjoying our first party as ladycats!

Truffle and Brulee

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You look awfully cute in your sombrero, querida. I'm going to pop over for a nightcap meowgarita, ok?

Tamago said...

Happy Cinco de Mayo! You look very cute in your hat :-)