A Cinco de Mayo message from HHGutt

Hello. Me llamo HHGutt and I was heched en México. Today I'm going to teach you the true meaning of Cinco de Mayo. Sure Mexicans enjoy our cerveza but this day means so much más.

The holiday of Cinco De Mayo, The 5th of May, commemorates the victory of the Mexican militia over the French army at The Battle Of Puebla in 1862. It is primarily a regional holiday celebrated in the Mexican state capital city of Puebla and throughout the state of Puebla, with some limited recognition in other parts of Mexico, and especially in U.S. cities with a significant Mexican population. It is not, as many people think, Mexico's Independence Day, which is actually September 16. (Read more at Mexonline.com)

Let me go into de—SSSAACCRRRRRAAAATTTTCHH! (sound of needle scraping across record totally damaging record).

CK has regained control of this blog. Yes, I am back! Thank you, HHGutt—NOT! My Mexican jokes were such a hit last year, I've decided to don my comedienne hat again for some mostly new jokes. Without further doo-doo I'm off!

Why were there only 600 Mexicans at the Alamo? 
They only had two cars.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro, sink-o.

What's a Mexicans favorite bookstore?
Borders

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.

How do you starve a Mexican?
Put their Food Stamps in their work boots.

and finally my favorite from last year:

Two Mexican are in a car. Who is driving?
A cop.

I'd like to give credit to my joke writers: Best Free Jokes and Jokes4Us.com so head over there for some more yuks.

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If you're still looking for some additional Cinco de Mayo fun, join me at Kittehboi's #Chilipawty, in honor of his sisfur Chilpepper's 16th birthday. I'll be spinning tunes at 3 pm.