The Cat's Out of the Bag

Wonder where that expression came from. I don't think even Faraday, Maxwell and Allie knew for certain, although they offered a few explanations.

By now everycat knows who my Furry Valentines are. Someone said they gave it away on their blog, Kruse Kats. I say if you had a Valentine's date with the World's Most Stunning Cat, you'd shout about it too.

I'll be on the arms of Parker Sax Kat and his Norwegian Forest Cat brofur Kenzu of Kruse Kats. Ken was adopted a few months ago after Mom Wanda saw an ad on Craig's list. I won't go into the whole story but it's his former family's loss and Kruse Kats' gain. Twitter and the CB have gained another handsome mancat.

You might remember when Parker tried to hit on me last year. We were trying to get people to vote for Amy's quilt. That little pipsqueak is all grown up now. Even though I'd love to have a handsome mancat on each arm, three's a crowd so if any ladycat would like to talk to Ken, he's on Twitter as @KenNKat1. Maybe we can double date.

The tweets of love were flying when Parker and Ken dedicated their 8 a.m. DJ shift to me during Nipclub Monte Carlo! You can click on the tweets to biggify them. Can you believe it? It was as romantic as all the beautiful Valentine cards they've been sending me. I promise to show you the rest of them in the next couple of days.

Can you think of a better problem to have?

But, alas, the plot thickens …