Yes, you read that correctly. Not the Ides of March but the Eyes of March. We had another incident in the condo. This is what reportedly happened. At press time, I hadn't found out all the facts. I don't know how I slept through all the commotion but I did. This is the story as it came across the AP.
TW was sound asleep on her side of the bed. When she sleeps, she brings the covers all the way up to her eyes because
Teeth were attached to her eyeball!
Since she was up, she reluctantly gave me my breakfast since the attack took place at the exact time I usually get fed in the morning. At least Gutt got that right. I cannot imagine how such an attack could've taken place but I took the blame. TW said she had a headache for 2 days after that and I once again found myself sleeping with Pop. Can you believe that now when she does open her bedroom door at night, she's been sleeping with sunglasses on? She thought she was smart but not smart enough. A few days later, she awoke with a set of teeth clamped around her nose. Yep, this little ghetto kitteh again took the rap. If'n I had thumbs, HHGutt wouldn't be that smart cos he'd be making his way down the chute into the compacter room where all the garbage goes.
This post originally was published March 18, 2013.