Monday, January 13, 2014

CK & the Vishus Deer


Some of you might have noticed that I’ve been absent recently. I haven’t been allowed to visit or blog. I was deserted on Sunday. Abandoned. Left alone. The peeps left before dawn and didn’t come back until way after dark. There I was, without food, water, litter box and with no one to bite play with. Oh, is that really an exaggeration, Woman? How about stale food, stale water and dirty litter box. Does that meet your approval, Woman? Not that what you think concerns me.

When they finally came in, you’d think they’d have a treat for me. Maybe some leftover roast beef or steak or even salmon. No, they didn’t. They had plenty of cookies for themselves as if they need any more calories. When I bite them, calories come out rather than blood, for Cod’s sake.


Uncle Kevin thought of me. He sent home a present for me. Isn’t that the pretties kicker you’ve ever seen? The nip is very fresh and plentiful. Still, I’ve resisted the urge to play with it so as not to give TW a photo opportunity.

While they were in the country, they saw some vishus deer! They were in the yard cos they probably thought I was there and wanted to meet an internet sensation. Here are 2 of the photos Pop took with his ipawd. One vishus deer ws right under the window! I’ve Photoshopped them to show how I’d react to seeing those vishus deer.

OMC! Lookit this? Which one is Bambi? I better get out there …

Yo, Bambi! It’s CK! Wazzup dawg, er, deer?

30 comments:

The Island Cats said...

CK, you're lucky you weren't really there with those vishus deers. That Bambi has a mean bite.

Ann Staub said...

So glad that you at least got a nice toy CK. I'm not sure the deer look too vishus though!

meowmeowmans said...

Well, we're sure glad that Uncle Kevin thought of you, CK. "Cause that's a pawsome kicker.

We like your reaction to the vishus deer!

Katie and Glogirly said...

That's a pretty cool kicker! ...not exactly roast beef, but it will definitely do in a pinch. ; )

Good thing you don't really have to defend your turf from Bambi. I hear he's got quite a temper.

; ) Katie

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I think that kicker is pretty nifty! Not so nifty: your humans abandoning you. I think you deserve compensation for your suffering.

Pasha said...

lol, when you bite calories come out instead of blood!!!... and what's up with leaving you all alone?... and no treats?... bitey time!! you need to get your calories somehow :)

The Cat From Hell said...

DeerS! Wes has hundreds of them!!
CK mes has a Cat From Hell badge for yous!
If yous sends your email address to penelope dot catfromhell@gmail.com mes will send it to yous!
kisses
Nellie

Patty Woodland said...

Pricilla's cousins would not hurt you!

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

At least someone thought of you, that's a cute kicker!
You mean you wouldnt hop on one of those deer for a ride? I suppose that's too scary for a city girl maybe..? ;)

Prancer Pie said...

You look terribly calm in the face of danger, CK! Those deer look pawsitively vishus!

Thank you for the sweet words and for sending purrs for Prancer Pie.
XOXO

Karen Jo said...

I am glad your Uncle Kevin thought of you. That's a great kicker. I would run from those vishus deer.

Spryo

The Furries of Whisppy said...

If that is indeed Bambi, you might want to get back IN the house, CK. For where there's Bambi, Flower the Skunk isn't too far away.
Your new kicker looks like loads of fun!

Molly The Wally said...

Bravo to uncle Kevin at least he thought of you CK. How could they leave you for a whole day? What a scandal. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

That was really nice of your Uncle Kevin. At least he felt bad about you being left all alone. Those deer are right next to the window. Amazing!

The Florida Furkids said...

That kicker looks like fun...the vishus deer...not so much.

The Florida Furkids

Brian said...

I can tell that new kicker is near and deer to your heart CK!

Clarissa said...

Vishus deer are kind of big aren't they? It's a good thing you know how to protect yourself! We really like your new nip kicker. We think kickers are the bestest toys ever! The second bestest toys are mom's hands!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Well, at least the mean people who starved and deserted you returned with something for you. At least you can take out your frustrations on your peeps with your nip kicker. :)

ANGEL ABBY said...

Thankfully at least they brought you a present!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck.....glad yur unkle had de good graces N mannerz ta send ewe a gift.... kinda rood oh yur food serviss peepulz knot ta bee thinkin of ya...ya noe....like they dinna even send a post card for cod's sake....

Carlos The Cat said...

Oh my the peeps can be insensitive! I hope you have already gotten over this trauma!

Cool deers! I've never seen such a big animal before! In my country the deers look a bit different, you know Rudolf the rednosed reindeer kind. But they don't hang around here, they live up North somewhere.

The Swiss Cats said...

At least you got a toy ! Purrs

Kitties Blue said...

Our constant deserters left us for 48 hours this weekend. Though they left lots and lots of food and water and 5 clean letterboxes, we could not go on the catio, and that sucks. You are sp brave to go right up to those deer and talk to them. Hope your humans plan to stay home indefinitely. We know ours are lost causes. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Mariodacat said...

I like that kicker CK. Maybe in time you will too. Sometimes it takes us awhile. BEsides, we don't want to appear too excited in the beginning just to keep the peeps on their toes. Now bout those deer - we don't even get them here - at least not by our house. I hope that one doesn't step on you!!

Dash Kitten said...

Ooh CK you DO make us smile. I am Sure they love you and didn't neglect their multimedia megastar blogging kitty! :-)

PS those kickers are pretty cool - give it a go!

Silver

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Pfft. My Human *was* here this weekend, but honestly, I might as well have been alone for all the moaning and groaning and shivering under the blankets she did. I was actually a little worried she might die or sumfing and THEN who would feed me? Oh! Wait...Hmmmm.

Clooney said...

Wow, that's cool the the dear are so close. That kicker you got is the prettiest one we've seen!

Jobi Harris said...

Next time they go visit Uncle Kevin, they should take you with them! Maybe he will want to keep you. Oh, the possibilities....

Tamago said...

The kicker is very cute!
Wow the vishus deers came so close to the building. Love the photoshop of deers and you :-)

Austin Towers said...

I haven't seen vishus deer, but I have seen vishus birds with beaks as big as The Staff's errrr beak!! I think photoshopping is the best kind of shopping!!

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