Wednesday, January 8, 2014

Wednesday Word—Nipfest


I have a reputation for not being a Nip Head. I’ve never gone completely nutz over a nippy toy. There’s only one kind of nip that’s excited me. Every year, my #Nipclub furrend @TinyPearlCat sends a pouch of her Buzz Nip from Tiny Pearl Cat’s Field of Zooms in with her Christmas card. Her nip plants are over 6 ft. tall! She tweeted a warning:




The card came and TW mentioned how strong the nip was. She wanted to film me going nutz over it, so she laid the package, card and cute TPC magnet on the bed. Fail!


For once, I didn’t go nutz for this potent Zoom catnip. She put it away with the tons of other nip that she hides from me. Yeah, she’s that kind of person. When Pop came home, she took it out to show him. I still didn’t show any innerest. She laid it on the dining room table and forgot about it while she went on the computer.

After quite a while, I jumped on the bed where Pop was playing with his ipawd. He mentioned he’d never heard me purr that loud before. He thought I was just happy to see him. Heh heh.

Eventually, TW went inside to set the table and start dinner. She screamed. There was nip all over the table! I’d bitten through the bag and had a grand old time. Her newspaper was half on the floor. The half on the table was covered with nip and was shredded. It all made sense why I was so happy. That Buzz Nip gave me quite a buzz. Thanks Pearl!


23 comments:

Patty Woodland said...

You sneaky kitty you.

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

MOL, sounds like you were just waiting for the right time, CK!

sagechronicles said...

Every kitty should get a buzz on at times. Glad you had fun, CK!

Brian said...

Way to go CK! There is never a bad time for a NipFest!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

You just were waiting for the right time to party, CK!

Clooney said...

Way to "play" TW, CK! Got that one past her pretty good, congrats! That sounds like incredible nip for sure!

The Island Cats said...

CK, you are one party animal!

meowmeowmans said...

"Always" is the best time for a Nip Fest, CK! :)

Ann Staub said...

MOL! Well I don't blame you for not wanting to look buzzed on cam CK. I mean, who would want that? Sounds like you had fun though!

Willow said...

Hee CK you really know how to get one over on the human you got your buzz in peace away from cameras and looking silly after all you are stunning.

Prancer Pie said...

Heh-heh, way to go, CK! Enjoy!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

MOL! No self respecting kitty will want her buzzed out moment on video for the world to see, right CK?

Molly The Wally said...

Well done on that sneaky snack and glad you enjoyed your nip fest. Have a tremendous Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK...nothin like a good nip buzz with sum donuts when ya haz de muncheez...we cracked up bout TW & her ree actshunz !!!

Katie Isabella said...

I know once I was honored to get some nip from dear Tiny Pearl and oh my COD! I was in ecstasy!

Carlos The Cat said...

OMC, I need to get some of that stuff. My staff is very slow with the nip stuff, they only have brought me some useless nip I couldn't care less of. I'll just need to keep experimenting to find the right brand for me I guess!

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

A 'nip head! Join the club ;-) but 6 feet! OMC, what kind of fertilizer do they use?

Mariodacat said...

OMG - CK TPC's nip is the bestest ever. No other nip equals hers. I don't blame you for going nuts. I smell it being delivered to the house almost when I get my package. It is the absolute BEST!

Austin Towers said...

OK CK! I NEED some of that... NOW!!!

Kitties Blue said...

What makes this nip so good? It can't possibly just be because the plants are tall, can some of that special nippy nip! Glad you finally decided you wanted to imbibe! MOL! Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

The Cat From Hell said...

Yep! Yous gots your pawrents real good! What a hellish trick!
Rock On Grrl Furrend!
Kisses
Nellie

Swami Zoe said...

MOL! MOL! Me-Ommmmm

Kjelle Bus said...

PARTYYY PARTYYYY *mol*