Wednesday Word—Nipfest

I have a reputation for not being a Nip Head. I’ve never gone completely nutz over a nippy toy. There’s only one kind of nip that’s excited me. Every year, my #Nipclub furrend @TinyPearlCat sends a pouch of her Buzz Nip from Tiny Pearl Cat’s Field of Zooms in with her Christmas card. Her nip plants are over 6 ft. tall! She tweeted a warning:

The card came and TW mentioned how strong the nip was. She wanted to film me going nutz over it, so she laid the package, card and cute TPC magnet on the bed. Fail!

For once, I didn’t go nutz for this potent Zoom catnip. She put it away with the tons of other nip that she hides from me. Yeah, she’s that kind of person. When Pop came home, she took it out to show him. I still didn’t show any innerest. She laid it on the dining room table and forgot about it while she went on the computer.

After quite a while, I jumped on the bed where Pop was playing with his ipawd. He mentioned he’d never heard me purr that loud before. He thought I was just happy to see him. Heh heh.

Eventually, TW went inside to set the table and start dinner. She screamed. There was nip all over the table! I’d bitten through the bag and had a grand old time. Her newspaper was half on the floor. The half on the table was covered with nip and was shredded. It all made sense why I was so happy. That Buzz Nip gave me quite a buzz. Thanks Pearl!