Flashback Friday and a Stalker!

#95

Picked by Andrea & the Celestial Kitties

Taken March 2009

You guys are killing me! I think it's a conspiracy between you guys and random.org to pick the worst of the worst. Add to that TW is being even more annoying that usual and you can see how my day is going. Welcome to another flashback foto frenzy fail. I'm not looking forward to reliving the last two moments.

"Work it Keisha!" That's what Pop always says when he sees me using my scratching post aka working my claws. TW's goal has always been to take in focus fotos of me "working it."Occasionally she'll get one right. She must have been stalking me to get this one. A funnier story about this foto is that TW had it written on the "master list" as #97. She spent a half hour the other night trying to figure out who selected 97. #senile

#2225

Picked by the Florida Furkids

From April 2012

Don't adjust your bifocals, there's nothing wrong with your vision. Heh. This is such an embarrassing foto for both me and TW. From my viewpoint, I look bald from the angle it was taken. Trust me, I'm not. What's your excuse TW? You didn't want your picture taken and I wanted to get a close-up without disturbing you so I used the zoom and no flash which is why it's so grainy. I was probably experimenting with the camera and had it on 400 or 800 ISO. I used to shoot concerts using 400 or 800 ASA film. So that's your story Woman! And that's why I never let TW use zoom or program the camera. ANYHOO, I was playing on my tissue paper when the papawrazzi took this foto long range. My space was invaded by some stalker.

#4691

Picked by Trout Towne Tabbies

From December 2014

Stop me if you heard this story before. Every year TW picks possessions of mine and decides I don't use them so she can give them to a shelter. As you can see from the cute red bow, TW decided to give away my Tree of Pain and Suffering. As you can also see from this foto, I totally love this cat tree. In fact, I'm up here to protest her decision to give it away. I always loved it even after I barfed all over it. [Ed note: CK, you never sat on this tree until we moved it so Linda could take it.] Location, location, location. It's all about location. If this tree had been placed here years ago, it would have been my fave. The peeps set it up for failure.

So there you have it. TW took lousy fotos and gave away my fave cat tree cos she put it where I couldn't get to it. [Ed note: It was in front of the window. Any cat would have sat there to look at the burds or whatever!] Please ignore these editor notes. Lots of static on the blog today. I'm thinking she needs to do some spectacular art to atone. Don't you think so?