Friday, February 3, 2017

Flashback Friday and a Stalker!

Flashback Friday and a Stalker!
#95
Picked by Andrea & the Celestial Kitties
Taken March 2009

You guys are killing me! I think it's a conspiracy between you guys and random.org to pick the worst of the worst. Add to that TW is being even more annoying that usual and you can see how my day is going. Welcome to another flashback foto frenzy fail. I'm not looking forward to reliving the last two moments.

"Work it Keisha!" That's what Pop always says when he sees me using my scratching post aka working my claws. TW's goal has always been to take in focus fotos of me "working it."Occasionally she'll get one right. She must have been stalking me to get this one. A funnier story about this foto is that TW had it written on the "master list" as #97. She spent a half hour the other night trying to figure out who selected 97. #senile

Flashback Friday and a Stalker!
#2225
Picked by the Florida Furkids
From April 2012

Don't adjust your bifocals, there's nothing wrong with your vision. Heh. This is such an embarrassing foto for both me and TW. From my viewpoint, I look bald from the angle it was taken. Trust me, I'm not. What's your excuse TW? You didn't want your picture taken and I wanted to get a close-up without disturbing you so I used the zoom and no flash which is why it's so grainy. I was probably experimenting with the camera and had it on 400 or 800 ISO. I used to shoot concerts using 400 or 800 ASA film. So that's your story Woman! And that's why I never let TW use zoom or program the camera. ANYHOO, I was playing on my tissue paper when the papawrazzi took this foto long range. My space was invaded by some stalker.

Flashback Friday and a Stalker!
#4691
From December 2014

Stop me if you heard this story before. Every year TW picks possessions of mine and decides I don't use them so she can give them to a shelter. As you can see from the cute red bow, TW decided to give away my Tree of Pain and Suffering. As you can also see from this foto, I totally love this cat tree. In fact, I'm up here to protest her decision to give it away. I always loved it even after I barfed all over it. [Ed note: CK, you never sat on this tree until we moved it so Linda could take it.] Location, location, location. It's all about location. If this tree had been placed here years ago, it would have been my fave. The peeps set it up for failure.

So there you have it. TW took lousy fotos and gave away my fave cat tree cos she put it where I couldn't get to it. [Ed note: It was in front of the window. Any cat would have sat there to look at the burds or whatever!] Please ignore these editor notes. Lots of static on the blog today. I'm thinking she needs to do some spectacular art to atone. Don't you think so?

20 comments:

Lone Star Cats said...

She definitely needs to do somefin speshul.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

Humans don't know what's best when it comes to placing cat trees. Seriously.

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

We use out tree a lot. Angel will run through the house and attack the bottom of the tree and then go tearing off down the hall. Mom and Dad tell her to 'Tear it up, Little Girl'

Tamago said...

LOL I would think in front of window is the best location but clearly we need to learn more :-)

Three Chatty Cats said...

Our cats can ignore their tree for a long time and then not leave it for a long time too! But it never moves location, so I'm not sure what their issue is.

Brian said...

We always enjoy your photos CK! no matter what!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck......for what itz werth ya still look stunning.....N for what itz werth...my cat tree iz ona wall... noe wear close two de window.... sew even if eye wanted ta look at bass terd fowl.....eye couldna.....

food gurlz eggz cuze....

eye jump up & inta it two hard N itz gonna go thru de window.....

KNOT MY FAULT DE WINDOWZ IZ CHEEP $#it.......

tuna of moon ~~~~~~ =^..^=

heerz two a golden shiner kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

Anonymous said...

Gosh a girl can change her mind and just because you didn't like that tree BEFORE doesn't mean you can't like it NOW and NOW should count for something! Still she gave it away? Hmmmmmph.

Hugs, Angel Sammy

Colehaus Cats said...

Oh, we know the pain of the "baldness" photos. Humans seem to naturally gravitate toward taking those. We think your photos look good (as usual, we're playing the same ol' record here) but all those camera setting numbers.... sounds like cat math to us!

Anonymous said...

Oh CK, ifin only you could see some of da shots we wouldn't wanna show. These are great fotos as we always think they are. Big hugs

Luv ya'

Dezi and Raena

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

You're an abused cat, CK. There's just no other answer.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Poor CK, she shouldn't be giving your stuff away. I liked all these photos, I always tell Phoebe to work it on her pole too :)

Hairballsandhissyfits.com said...

THere's just no escaping those stalkers!! Work it! He he I love it!

The Island Cats said...

CK, we think the first foto is kinda cool. We can see you really working those claws of yours.

Mr Puddy said...

First photo is pawerful, Miss CK. !
Thanks for your purrz & shared your experience. Me never know claw could gets stuck!
=^x^=
Have a good weekend

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

TW gave away your favorite cat tree? Or your would be favorite? [Be quiet, Momma! I'm BUSY! Yeah, yeah ... HILARIOUS.] Sorry about that. My Momma wanted me to share one of her favorite memes with a cat looking forlornly out the window with the caption, "She stocked up on my favorite cat food ... now I can't eat it anymore." She thinks this is related to your cat tree thing. She just doesn't understand. We really like that first picture, by the way ... if humans weren't so "special" .. they'd see the implied threat ;) When I go ferocious hunter, my Momma's always telling me how CUTE I am ... she totally misses the threat. Grr. ~Bear Cat

The Florida Furkids said...

YAY you showed on of our picks. We can't believe she got rid of that pawsome tree!!

The Florida Furkids

Kitties Blue said...

That second photo would be one our mom would recycle into art. We think the first one came out great, except that you have no back legs. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy

meowmeowmans said...

She gave away the Tree of Pain and Suffering?! That's just plain wrong, CK. And how'd those stalkers get into La Casa???

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

I know, I'm late late late! But I did see your comment a while back that you'd posted a picture I chose so I wanted to comment even though I'm so late.
LOVE the claws! Keep 'em sharp girl! You never know when someone might need to be scratched! You know, like when they give away your newly favored tree! MOL