St. Paddy's Day Hat Humor

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's Day aka St. Paddy's Day. (No, it's not St. Patty's Day. That is just wrong. Ax any Irish person or ax Mr. Google.) This is the one day of the year when we all get jiggy and become leprechauns and the humans drink green beer and lots of it. Frankly, my peeps prefer Irish Cream Whiskey which is why I made my own CK brand. As is the custom at Stunning Keisha, I'm gonna share a few leprechaun jokes with you. Drink up and be Mary merry! But first lemme tell you the stupid thing TW did and thought she could get away with.

The peeps went into Party City cos TW is in love with holiday tableware. She needed St. Patrick's plates and napkins cos our landfills aren't full enough. While in the store, she spotted a small little hat. She thought about how cute Summer Samba—thank you very much Summer—looks modeling hats and clothes so she bought it. She actually thought she could trick me into wearing a hat without getting bitten.

She showed me how cute it looked on the stuffies. As you can see, they cooperated but not without a fight.

Then she set her sights on myself. You can biggify the image below. These were her futile attempts over the last week to photograph the hat on my head. She first cut off the elastic since it distracted me. I wanted to eat it. When she did kinda get it on me, by the time she looked at the flashy box, I'd shaken it off. Then I tried to eat the hat itself (bottom corner pic). If you start at the top right and go down and across, you'll see our progression. Final score: CK 1, TW 0.

As if that wasn't humorous enough, here are this year's crop of St. Patrick Day's one-liners.

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

A: Four humans drinking on St. Paddy's Day.

Q: How did the Irish Jig get started?

A: Too much to drink and not enough rest rooms.

Q: Why don't you iron four-leaf clovers?

A: You don't want to press your luck.

Q: How can you tell a leprechaun is having a good time?

A: Cos he's Dublin over with laughter.

Q: Why does it take five Irishmen to change a light bulb?
A: One changes the bulb. Four others remark about how grand the old bulb was.

Q: What's little and green and stuck to your bumper?
A: A leprechaun who didn't look both ways.

We don't post on Thursday so have a Happy St. Patrick's Day. May there be plenty of food in your dish and may your tail always be held high.

Note about Sean: He's still looking for a forever home. I don't like the idea of him in the apartment by himself all the time even though Neil visits with him. He needs human contact or he may start to become fearful.