Monday, March 28, 2016

I Poop, They Sing

I Poop, They Sing
Do I look sheepish? Do I look embarrassed? I certainly am.

My peeps have finally lost it—not that they ever had it—whatever it is. They've taken to singing a little song when they scoop my box and find poos.

Please don't judge me. Remember, I'm adopted.

It started with Pop and now TW is singing it too. It's not like I never give them poos. I go about 5 times a week. The song is sung to the tune of the old Amour hot dogs jingle. Both peeps refused to sing it on camera so I'll have to hum a few bars and share an ear worm the original jingle. You can see how old my peeps are cos the video is in black and white. Both peeps actually sing their own versions.

Pooo-ooos
We've got poos
What kind of cat gives Poppa/Momma poos?
A nice cat, a stunning cat
A cat that bites her peeps
A sweet cat, a feral cat
Even cats who's peeps are cheap
Do poo-oos

I Poop, They Sing
Biggify at your own risk.

I had to make up the last three lines cos they never finish the song, which is so like them. Like I said remember I'm adopted so don't judge me cos they're a bunch of kooks.

Do your peeps make up dumb little ditties like that?

I Poop, They Sing
That's all folks!

PS: This is a nice thing for TW to post on Respect Your Cat Day. I hope your peeps respect you more than this.

36 comments:

  1. Thank cod my human doesn't make up songs! As for Respect Your Cat Day... let's just say I didn't get much respect for it... and I'm not talking about my human!

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  2. My humans sing all kindsa weird songs, but I hasn't heard dem singin bout dat. Mostly choking on da smell.

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  3. I would rather wear a gas mask instead of singing, lol !

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  4. Oh my COD, that is too funny. We are sooooooo glad our peep doesn't sing to us when we poo. Good gravy, she would be singing all day long which would be just the worst. You all have a good day.

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  5. As The Staff doesn't generally see my poos, she just has to inspect my hiney very closely! I find it a bit unnerving and not a little indecent!!!

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  6. OMC now we have the earworm WITH your words!! Um....sorry we mean your peep's words since you would never do that!!! Yes, Mom sings weird stuff to us all the time so don't worry, we won't judge YOU.

    The Florida Furkids

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  7. and then there's the book "everyone poops"/

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  8. LOL your peeps are too funny! I've never heard poop scoop song before :-) And you finished the song with nice rhyme!

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  9. Definitely not about poos. Mom says that if your peeps are ever sad 'cause there are no poops to scoop, they are welcome to visit us! MOL! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  10. MOL, CK!! Our mom makes up silly songs about us all the time, but she's never made up a song about our poops. We're afraid she's going to make one up now!

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  11. hot dawgs.....armor hot dawgs....what kind o kidz eat armor hot dawgz....♫♪♫♪♫♪♪♫♫♫

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  12. Our humans don't sing, but it looks like they're finding a gold nugget every time they scoop a well-shaped poop. Purrs

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  13. Mommy sings songs to us, but not about our poop. Usually songs that are on the radio. She does ask me ALL the time if I pooped today. She doesn't speak meow so she doesn't understand.

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  14. You must feel like Rodney Dangerfield- no respect. Whenever Lucy would pee or poop on the puppy pad ( she gave up litter boxes her last 2 years), I would say Yay! for Lucy! No song though.

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  15. Oh CK mommy sings all kinds of little songs dat she makes up. She sings while she makes me's meals, while she cleans me's pawdee box, while she does everythin'. So me totally gets what you mean. But me's glad things are movin' fur ya'. Me goes at least once a day which is normal, so me guesses dat's why yous peeps are so happy when you do go. MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi

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  16. We can't say that the head peep has ever made up a song about poops, so you have the market cornered on that one, CK.

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  17. Well, I adopted a cat named "Oscar Meyer Wiener." I just call him Oscar.

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  18. I feel your embarrassment, CK! My mum is always making up songs to sing to me, but she hasn't sung a poop song yet. She does examine my litter box though and embarrasses me by telling me what a clever boy I am when I do a formed poop.

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  19. I got four cats. If I sang every time I found poop I'd never stop singing

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  20. OMC you have given me hysterical laughing! We were just talking this morning about some of the strange antics our cats do, but you take the cake...or the poop, or that crazy song.

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  21. You gave me the giggles CK! Hey, you've got to teach the world to poo in purrfect harmony!

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  22. OMC, CK! We can't believe you haven't packed your bags and left by now.

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  23. A poop song! That's the best thing ever! Maybe you should find a song to sing *while* you are pooping--you know, to alert them that there's fire in the hole. Or whatever ;-) I hope you had a fantastic Easter! XOXOXOXOXO

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  24. Bwwwwah!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! OMC I can't believe I let my Mom see this!!! She ALWAYS makes up songs!!!!! Now she just might start singing this one cause she is ALWAYS on "poop patrol" obsessed with my poop ever since I had a blockage years ago!!!! Love, Cody catchatwithcarenandcody

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  25. OOOh CK you did make us laugh. :-) Thank you

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  26. Be glad you just hear a song. My mom keeps track of my poops on a calendar!

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  27. MOL...A song to poo by...they should sing a song, then you could really poo. That's funny CK.

    Shoko

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  28. Whenever the Mom purrson starts to sing we look at her like she's crazy!

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  29. We've never heard that song, but we do wish you'd post a video of your servants singing the lyrics they made up. Now THAT would definitely be worth hearing. ;)

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  30. Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!! Yous had Mommy singing that song!!! She remembers it from TV and she has promised to start singing it when she scoops my poo too!!!
    Pooo-ooos
    We've got poos
    What cat gives Mommy poos?
    .......

    Kisses
    Nellie

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  31. Oh, they sing songs about us, but thankfully not about us pooping! Unless gagging from the smell counts as singing. MOL!

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  32. Allie: I know what you mean, CK. Honestly, it's SOOO obvious at times that we're adopted. Am I right???

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  33. no song making but there is major high fiving when I leave a solid deposit in a litter box. sheeshh

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