I Poop, They Sing

Do I look sheepish? Do I look embarrassed? I certainly am.

My peeps have finally lost it—not that they ever had it—whatever it is. They've taken to singing a little song when they scoop my box and find poos.

Please don't judge me. Remember, I'm adopted.

It started with Pop and now TW is singing it too. It's not like I never give them poos. I go about 5 times a week. The song is sung to the tune of the old Amour hot dogs jingle. Both peeps refused to sing it on camera so I'll have to hum a few bars and share an ear worm the original jingle. You can see how old my peeps are cos the video is in black and white. Both peeps actually sing their own versions.

Pooo-ooos

We've got poos

What kind of cat gives Poppa/Momma poos?

A nice cat, a stunning cat

A cat that bites her peeps

A sweet cat, a feral cat

Even cats who's peeps are cheap

Do poo-oos

Biggify at your own risk.

I had to make up the last three lines cos they never finish the song, which is so like them. Like I said remember I'm adopted so don't judge me cos they're a bunch of kooks.

Do your peeps make up dumb little ditties like that?

That's all folks!

PS: This is a nice thing for TW to post on Respect Your Cat Day. I hope your peeps respect you more than this.