Monday, April 14, 2014

The Spin Cycle

Here in the condo, we’re getting ready for next month’s Blogpaws’ conference. My nemesis stand-in HHGutt Plush CK will be heading to Las Vegas. He’s stowing away with Prudence’s Mom and he’s been prepping for his big trip. I want him to make a good impression. Yesterday was laundry day and HHGutt was thrown in with the towels had a bath day along with his furrend Plush Nicky. He’s all squeaky clean and ready to boogie.


HHGutt: Viva Las Vegas! I cannot wait to play the slots and see Britney, even if she doesn’t really sing!

CK: You’re not going on vacation. You’re going to represent me at a huge blogging convention. You’re going to meet with brands and inneract with my furrends’ peeps. I hope I can trust you to bring home samples. Remember, any food or toys you get are MINE!

HHGutt: ¡Oh mi cabeza!* Feels like I’ve been put through the ringer.

Plush Nicky: We have. And the spin cycle. I’m a bit dizzy but the cool water felt good. Now it’s into the dryer for us.


CK: Looks like the wet head isn’t dead. He’s just stuffed. HAH! He looks like a wet dish rag. I know he’s going to embarrass me in Vegas.


HHGutt: I think I can make my escape. That dryer is going to be muy caliente**!

Plush Nicky: I love a good blow-dry. I can’t wait to come out all soft and huggable.

CK: He should have stopped after “come out.”

*oh, my head 
**very hot

35 comments:

Katie and Glogirly said...

MOL!!!
" he should have stopped after 'come out' " ...HAHA!!!

Can't wait to see you at BP, HH Gutt!
: )

Patty Woodland said...

Why does HHGutt have a German name yet hablo Espanol?

Molly The Wally said...

LOL wet head isn't dead. Not long now. Looking forward to hearing all about it. HHGutt and Plush Nicky are sure looking ready. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

My human wishes you could be there yourself, CK! She wants to see if you are as bitey as you claim to be!

Prudence said...

BOL! Not fair CK! You and I have to stay in NJ, while HHGutt & Flat Pru gets to pawty! Someone better be bringing back lots of treats fur us!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

At least HHGutt will smell nice at Blogpaws! :)

Brian said...

Tell everyone at BP the flat and the hat says howdy!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK....may bee HH will win at de slots....lots N lots of cold hard cash, loose coin, 50's and 100's... mega big time jack pot.... on de mews for playin de poneez...uh, we meen on de mews for winnin at de roulette wheel !!!!!

The Swiss Cats said...

Clean and fresh for BlogPaws ! Lucky plush ! Purrs

Mariodacat said...

Oh boy, you guys are going to have a blast. Blog Paws will never be the same again.

Jenna,Mark Drady said...

So nice you are going to the conference! We were unable to get there unfortunately. Maybe next year! Spin cycle?? EEK!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Plush Ashton is looking forward to meeting HHGutt at Blogpaws!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

If only the real CK could travel... to New Zealand... to see ME...

The Florida Furkids said...

Mom wishes she could go to Blogpaws.

The Florida Furkids

Stacy Hurt said...

Heya kids; That Woman is a goin' to BP and she will be givin ye the Charmin test for sure. Rest up plushies!

xoxo
Ms. Stella O'Houligan

meowmeowmans said...

We sure hope HHGutt doesn't embarrass you too badly at Blog Paws, CK. We would keep an eye on him for you, but we aren't going this year.

The Island Cats said...

The mom says she can't wait to see HHGutt at BlogPaws, but it won't be as good as seeing you, CK.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Thank goodness only stuffies get baths that way! does not look fun, MOL

Katnip Lounge said...

We're looking forward to meeting HHGutt!!! Clean OR dirty...

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I think I need to find you a plush Spitty.....

Say, thanks for that FANTASTIC haiku --it warmed the cockles of my tiny heart XOXOXOXO

Melissa and Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Plush CK is adorable! (Is it okay that I said that?)

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Cool! So this is how I'll know it's you ;). I don't even have a flat cat to bring.

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Looks like those two are all gussied up for the festivities. Our Mommy can't wait to meet them!

Have a great Tuesday, furriends!

Jobi Harris said...

I think your representative will do just fine! Last year I took Blog Paws Buster and carried him everywhere. I packed him in my backpack with all the other things I wanted to still own when I got off the plane. I was careful to let the TSA folks know before they inspected the bag, that the cat in the bag was not a 'real' cat.
Different story getting back home. I was exhausted and fortunately they didn't even look in my pack. I, on the other hand had to get something out of it while waiting for my bags. Of course, there was a huge crowd there. I opened the pack and totally startled myself (which is easy to do!) A guy standing next to me got the giggles over it and foolish as I felt, I got the giggles, too.

Anonymous said...

Well I hope you're not trusting HHGutt with ALL your savings for those slots CK....you know what they say "what happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas" and I think that means money too!

Hugs, Sammy

Tamago said...

HHGutt and Plush Nicky are both looking super cute and clean! After blow-dry, they are ready for Las Vegas :-) I hope they'll have tons of fun, and bring some samples home!

Anonymous said...

I Purromise Tao make sure HHGutt represents you you with style and grace. Who is he traveling with? We wish he could have traveled with us. I am going too, well plush Savvy is at least. Hope they can get another photo op!

Jans Funny Farm said...

We hope your soggy representative stops dripping before it's time to leave next month. :)

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

MOL! We hope your stand-ins do a good job of representing you, CK. It's a tough job, we're sure. Hope your human has fun at BlogPaws!

Marg said...

Sure am glad that you two are all clean and ready to go.
Bet you are going to have such a good time at Blog Paws conference.
Have yourselves a great day.

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Darn CK it's too bad you can't go to Las Vegas!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I will not call her Mommy. Swear. Don't worry your pretty little head about that.

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Seriously CK, I totally see why you're worried. I would be too! ~ Allie

Kitties Blue said...

We always know when the stuffies get put in the washer and dryer around here 'cause they is always squealin' really loud. Glad we are self-cleaning and that doesn't happen to us. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Clooney said...

Oh, I just bet that Gutt will be trouble in Vegas...