Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Wednesday Word—Mature

TW thinks I'm looking like a senior cat these days. She says I don't play as much and it made her sad to see the fotos on my blog earlier this week. She's even excusing me of having grey fur mixed in with my, er, grey fur. I say WTF??? What is she implying about the World's Most Stunning Cat? Just cos she's older than dirt, she shouldn't pass mustard about this cat. I'm shocked that she hasn't ordered me a walker or signed me up for Social Security yet.

Since I'm a rescue from two different institutions, we don't know exactly how old I am. My Gotcha Day is 1/29/06. At the beginning, the peeps took me to the vet where I was brought for my Ladygardenectemy. They gave my peeps two different dates for my "birthday." The first one they gave was May 1, 2003. I'm here to tell you, I was NOT born in 2003. When the peeps took me home, I was the size of a cat no older than 6 months. The last time I was taken there, they put wrote September 8, 2005, which would have made me 4 months old at the time of adoption, which again didn't really make sense because my Petfinder bio said I was about a year old. I don't think I'm a senior cat. I'm gonna let YOU decide how old you think I am. I don't want TW overreacting once again. You already know how hysterical and shrill she can get.

My Petfinder.com mug shot.

My first foto shoot at home which was a year after my adoption.

Early 2011 pic of yours truly.

One of my most recent fotos. I think I'm looking better than ever.

I've presented the stunning evidence and now I ax you, ladycats and gentlecats of the jury, am I becoming as old and washed up as TW? Whadda you mean, Woman, that it would be easier to tell with closeups?? Objection overruled!! I ax that TW's comment be stricken from the record books and she banished from the courtroom. The jury will now adjourn to the jury room to decide with their comments.

I'm not vain or nothing; but, be honest, do you think this little ghetto kitteh is ready for a nip and tuck?

31 comments:

Patty Woodland said...

You are as old as you feel CK so if you feel like a kitten I'd go with it.

Prancer Pie said...

We're with you, CK. You look better than ever! MEE-YOWWWW!!!

Simba said...

You are AGELESS, CK!

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Age is just a number, CK. And does not matter for a Stunning Cat!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Um, we are ALL older than you, CK, and none of us think we are old! In fact Binga has the crazies several times a week and she will be 13 in August! So tell your human she doesn't know what she's talking about.

Molly The Wally said...

We agree you are as old as you feel most stunning one. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Kjelle Bus said...

Me I think you look better than ever <3
Age is just a stoopid number !!
XOXO

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Stunning is ageless. You do look like you were young when you were in those petfinder photos, so they may be overestimating your age now.

Marilia Bavaresco said...

So ageless!!!!!
Kisses

Brian said...

Dang CK, I think you look like a wonderfully health 3 year old beauty!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

No!
And you will always be Stunning. Even when you DO actually get old, you'll rock!
QUINN

Katie and Glogirly said...

CK, you will NEVER be old and washed up. I'm pretty sure you hate water.
; )

Swami Zoe said...

Stunning eyes! You don't look a day older than two, just like Me! Me-Ommmmmm

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

You look fab darling for a senior girl. Any of our boys will date you.

Mariodacat said...

CK you look more stunning every day. They didn't know how old I was either, but they guess I was about 4 when I was adopted in October 2009. Yikes, M just passed out cuz she didn't realize I was that old now - that makes me a senior at 8! I'd better go for a nap before I keel over! Oh, tell TW I has white hairs on my black fur on the rump that were never there before - lots of them too.

Anonymous said...

OUT WITH TW!!! No nip n tucks for BFGF!!! She is as stunning as the day she arrived...in fact...BETTER!!! paw hugs...psstt...pop on through your Fast Leopard Tunnel and let's meow about how you can fix TW's wagon...(what do you think that means anywho??)

CATachresis said...

Well, as a mancat with no credentials (I had them removed) I think I can say without fear of contradiction that you are older than 6 months. And that's all I'll say about that! ;) xx

meowmeowmans said...

CK, we think you look stunning and fabulous, no matter how YOUNG you are. :)

Caren Gittleman said...

heck no!! You look MEOWVELOUS and I think you look the same!! Fantastic! Love, Cody

Kitties Blue said...

We are thinking you are looking mighty fine and stunning, of course. You look pretty much the same from your first photo to the recent one. We don't know how old you were in the first one, but you definitely looked more like a one-year-old than a four-month-old. We think you've found the Fountain of Youth. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Sassmuffins said...

Nip and tuck...you must be kidding!!

Whskr & Dash Kitten said...

You look amazing! You look fantastic. You look PAWsome.

The.

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The Island Cats said...

Holy carp, CK! You're not old at all! I mean, I just turned 10 last month, and I sure don't think I'm old. You are just hitting your stride, girl!

Wally

GizmoGeodog said...

Stunning as ever CK...TW needs to clean her glasses :)

Tamago said...

You look stunning with lovely eyes and beautiful coat. You do look better than ever! My boys got different birthdays from different vets, too, but not more than one year apart like you. But, um, TW can't say you are looking senior because of gray fur. Hahaha.

The Musings Of A Crazy Cat Lady said...

The number for age is just that. No way do you look old. Sometimes, the peeples don't know what they're talking about! Ateret, Livia and Abbi

Ann Staub said...

I think you look young CK! Although I saw that pic on FB and I think it was just the camera playing tricks on y'all. I see what TW is talking about with that pic I think. Your first picture here you look about 6-9 months old to me.

Nerissa said...

I think you look STUNNING, as always.

Purrs,
Nissy

PS. Grey fur mixed in with your grey fur? MOUSES!

Smokey said...

You are stunning as ever ! You look da same as your first picture xcept you were a kitteh den. I thinx you will remain stunning furever!

The Florida Furkids said...

We think you look great! Ellie and Allie are 11 and they would be insulted if we called them "senior".

The Florida Furkids

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

I think your Woman is doing what the Freudians call "projecting," as you clearly already realize. You look as stunning in the last photo as you do in the first!!!

I was born in 2004 and *I* am still a studmuffin at NINE.

I will send my Human to the online sources you mention. I would only consider your generous offer as a desperate last resort as I understand how important our smousies are to us.

Which by the way reminds us: The Human went by work today and something was there just for me! We will post about it in a couple days! XOXOXOXO