Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Newsday Tuesday With CK

Is this thing on? Why are all those icons on top of my stunning face?

 Hello, this is CK, your morning anchor on WCAT. Our top story today is that the cat—that would be me, CK—got rooked out of rotisserie chicken last night. TW goaded me into allegedly scratching her right before dinner and then refused to hand feed me chicken. She claimed she was still mad at me for allegedly biting her earlier in the day. I should explain that she had been cheating on me with P-Kitty just moments before the alleged bite came. The charges are still false and am awaiting my day in court. I may require the services of one Waffles GloCat, LL.D.— not to be confused with Waffles Too GloCat, brat. When I'm exonerated, I'll be expecting TW to buy a chicken just for me.

In other news, last week Pop caught me drinking water from the expensive Drinkwell 360 fountain that's been sitting untouched in his room for the past year. It's the first water either peep has seen me drink in over 2 years. My stomach is now rusted but the peeps are happy although the v-e-t said tha if I start drinking a lot of water, it means something is very wrong.


In entertainment news, I love the new Catty Stacks that I won at Blogpaws last month. TW never expected that I'd like them. I LOVE proving her wrong. I go nutz when a peacock feather is innerduced into one of the cutouts in the cube. Of course, since our condo is only about 500 ft small, I have only one to entertain myself in. I was hoping to have video for you but as usual, TW didn't deliver.

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Continuing with entertainment news, this weekend is the Monthly Nipclub. The theme is Vikings. You don't have to dress up to join us; in fact, you can win prizes by just RSVPing here.

This past weekend, the peeps went with the sticky little human and her 'rents to the big box store. All they brought home for the kitteh was 50 lbs of litter. To add insult to injury, TW stopped in PetSmart but when they didn't have Taste of the Wild kibble, she left empty handed. Isn't it a crime or something to leave a pet store empty handed? She could have at least bought me a toy.

Advertisement: This is the kitteh's 494 blog post. Number 500 should be coming up in the next week or two. I hope to make it, although if I don't get rotisserie chicken, I may not.

I don't often do this but I need your help. I know I'm not one of the "big guys" of the paw blog world but I'd sure like my readers to nominate this little ghetto kitteh's blog for the Funniest Blog or Blogger category of the Petties. It's a long shot but I'd still like to try to win money for my favorite shelter, A Call 4 Paws. Just like the lottery, you have to be in it to win it. If you've ever laughed while reading this blog, please nominate me at http://petties.dogtime.com/nominations. I'm sure you at least giggled at my jokes on Cinco de Mayo.

Sports news: CK bested the iridescent smousy in one round of fierce bunny kicking. The smousy didn't have a chance.

That's all the news for this week that's fit to print. Just in time cos I'm getting sleepy. This is Cathy Keisha signing offzzzzzzzzz.



25 comments:

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

CK, that was awful that you got cheated out of that rotisserie chicken! Did you know my human was the one who contacted your human that you won the Catty Stacks? She wasn't originally part of the crew picking and contacting the winners, but she sort of got pulled into it.

I will be nominating on the Petties page every day, and I will make sure to put your name in there!

Prancer Pie said...

No chick-hen??? Isn't that sum sort of crime punishable by biting the cankles? We're pretty sure, but best to ask Waffles. Happy Tuxie Tuesday! XOXOXO

Ann Staub said...

I hope you make it to post 500 too... it must be difficult surviving without any fresh rotisserie chicken. I'll keep you in mind next time I'm nominating for the Petties! Good luck :)

Molly The Wally said...

LOL we'd bite too if there was no chicken coming our way. Scandalous Keisha. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

If there was no chicken coming our way, we would bite to make our displeasure known, too! Those Catty Stacks look like a lot of fun. Way to prove TW wrong!

GizmoGeodog said...

No chickyums? That's kitty abuse of major proportions...You put up with too much CK...It ain't right

Marilia said...

Oh... poor baby... without chicken!

Tamago said...

It's great you drank water from the fountain. But sure hope it's not sign that you are not well.
It's so exciting ypir 500th post is coming soon! I hope you get rotisserie chicken a lot to make it :-)

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We got very distracted when we read about you not getting the rotisserie chicken. That's so wrong!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

deer cod ck, after all that burd talk we hope ya dont haz nite mares when ya take a snooze.....

N yes, it iz a crime; in fact itz against de law ta leeve de petstore emptee handed....

cat rool 62Ji90-337,299FZb8 kleer lee states at noe time shuld any purrson ore purrson nell leeve de occupancee of said establishmint with out case goods

yur mom mite wanna re think her possy bull court appear ants az ewe can counter sue

Brian said...

I still can't believe you drank from that fountain, that is soooooo amazing! I will Pettie you too CK.

CATachresis said...

Ok, the human is confused! She thought you were being serious in your blog all the time, so she had to snigger quiet like, you know, sort of behind her hand!!! If she had known she could laugh out loud, she would have given herself a double hernia!!!

>^,.^<

Jacqueline said...

Good luck getting some chicken and making it to the big 500, sweetie...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat

meowmeowmans said...

Glad you are enjoying those Catty Stacks, CK. They look like fun.

We're going to nominate you for the Petties now.

Hugs!

Kitties Blue said...

We like your new cube and we would be delighted to join your Viking Party. Not getting chicken or a new is rather harsh. Hope your not grounded as well. MOL. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

Caren Gittleman said...

Hilarious as always! I think I should head on over and nominate you!

Mariodacatsmom said...

Poor CK - I see TW is up to her old tricks again. YOu deserve the chicken and you'd better get it or I'll call for reinforcements and we'll bombard the place with angry cats!! Love your new cube - looks like fun.

The Cat From Hell said...

Yous has WAY more news than us! Me sleeped all day yesterday and today. Kozmo has been outside forever - slaying a million mices, which he promptly gives to the crows. Me watches him from Bed today, because Mommy and Daddy was at the market.
See your news is better
Kisses
Nellie

The Island Cats said...

That's a lotta news, CK! We can't believe you got no chicken. That sure is unfair!

Katie and Glogirly said...

Um, CK...I mean Cathy Keisha...I mean Ms. Keisha?

Um, Waffles Too here. So I was wondering if I could ask you a question. I was wondering...you mentioned, um..it kind of sounded like, well..um...I just..um.

Is there ANOTHER Waffles???

love,
Waffles Too

Katie and Glogirly said...

Yo.
Orange Crush got ahold of the laptop. He probably made a fool out of himself, so just ignore him.

Don't worry, CK...I've got your back on Petties.
: ) K.

Katie Isabella said...

I LOVED this bloggie as always and the comments too (as always) Mom and I are still smiling.

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

You have a good shot at winning with so many supporters. Best of luck! Concats on #500 coming up!

Anonymous said...

woo hoo!! I will totally nominate you AND vote all the time...you so deserve winning and so does your shelter. Wish I had one category I could enter...sigh...maybe next year I will nominate you promise

Clooney said...

That is really sad news about that chicken, if I were you I would hold out on your 500th, CK! And we will nominate you for sure.