Thank y'all for coming. Tonight I'm gonna perform a tune off my brand new CD titled Cathy Keisha Blues. I hope y'all head over to iTunes to purchase it at the special price of $9.99 for a limited time only. You can also buy my Greatest Hits, including The Kitteh Poos Tonight, Biting Tree and Mean Mama Calico on iTunes. This little song is sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues. It's the first time I've done a duet with TW so I hope she doesn't entirely muck it up. She gonna warble the first part and then I take over for a rousing finale.
TW:
I feel a bite a-coming
She's looking at my arm
CK is fast approaching and she means to do me harm.
I better give up my chair cos that's where she wants to sit.
If I don't get up fast, I'm gotten wind up bit.
When she was just a kittenCK:
Her Poppa told me "Maw,
Always give in to Keisha
Or she'll attack and claw
But I shot a foam rocket badly
and it hit her square
So when I saw her coming
I hurried out of there.
I bet I can bite The Woman
I'll bite her on the arm
You know I scratched my Poppa
I'm showing him my charms
But he knew he had it coming
He knows I must be real
This little kitteh keeps a-biting
I like to hear The Woman squeal.
Well if I see The Woman sitting
and if she doesn't give me food
I bet I could bite right through
her leg I'll nip her good
Far from Liberty Shelter that's where I want to stay
When I bite The Woman well you know it makes my day.
© Lyrics by Cathy Keisha 2013I'd like to thank Caren and Cody, Katie and Sparkle for letting me open the show for them.
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We had no idea what the song sounded like so had to google it. And now we're singing along to your lyrics. :)
ReplyDeletePawsome text to the song !
ReplyDeleteMuch much better than the original !
P.S we still don't have any Internet , TV or phone :(
Just the tiny smartphone , so that's why I havent been commenting so much lately.
XOXO
HahahahaMeow! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteNice one Keisha. You have outdone yourself today. Have a super Saturday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
All hooves and paws clappin'
ReplyDeleteYou are one tough ghetto kitty, CK. I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you … or any side of you, come to that!!
ReplyDeleteThat was the human talking. She has no idea!!!! ;)
MOL, we're meowing along with you. Great song!
ReplyDeleteGreat song for sure. Our Mom says she would sure get out of your way! But seriously, we would love it if you could record it as an mp3 and post it here.
ReplyDeleteMOL, the last line made my day. Reminds me of that Kilban cat song. Love to eat the mousies, mousies what I love to eat, bite theire little heads of nibble on their tiny feet. Happy Caturday!
ReplyDeleteGreat song and you sure do make our day a bit lighter and give us a smile or two - best of luck with the Petties! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang!
ReplyDeletehmmm...actually CK, you and foster brofur Leo may just be related...na'mean?? He is pretty good a putting the bitey when least expected...nice lyrics BTW paw hugs, your BFGF Savvy
ReplyDeleteok, I fell for the joke...you are defnitely NOT on iTunes MOL wish you were CK
ReplyDeleteYou know, I think George is very brave to come visit you, now that I think about it.
ReplyDeleteMOL, that was great! I wish it WAS available on iTunes.
ReplyDeleteCK I need to know when your video is coming out...This song rocks!
ReplyDeleteAmazing song, CK! I was boppin' along, singin' your song. :)
ReplyDeleteYou're one tough kitty, CK, but if she shot you with a foam rocket she deserves what she gets!
ReplyDeleteBEST. JOHNNY CASH. SONG. EVER!!!
ReplyDeleteCK... you have truly outdone yourself. ...and yes, even TW has knocked our nip right off.
Love this!!!
Now Glogirly's got another earworm too!
xo,
Katie
BRAVO! BRAVO! Now we've waiting for the music video CK!
ReplyDeleteGreat song again CK. We always enjoy your blog because you do make us laugh.
ReplyDeleteCK, we had the mom sing that one to us! GREAT SONG!! Mom's singing...not so much.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like good stuff!!
ReplyDeletePurrs
Well, I shot a man in Reno just to watch him diiiiiiie... Oh wait--what? Oh right, well. I LOVED your song, CK. The Human actually laffed out loud as she sang your song! So, you wanna do a duet, eh??
ReplyDeleteWe're very familiar with the old Folsom Prison Blues song, CK and I have to say, it never sounded better!
ReplyDeletexxTom
Yeah! We love these lyrics. We do. You GO, CK! Cathy Keisha in DA HOUSE!
ReplyDeleteThose tunes would be so pawsome to really listen. Through not on Itunes you and TK really make a real blueses rhyme.
ReplyDeleteHi Darling, Why don't you teleport up to Saskatchewan and join Me & Nerissa for our King-for-a-Day reign in Canada?
ReplyDeleteWe would pay $999.99 to see the live broadway show of this!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice week friends!
ReplyDeleteOh theese one was a good one for sure!
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