Saturday, June 22, 2013

An Unlikely Duet


Thank y'all for coming. Tonight I'm gonna perform a tune off my brand new CD titled Cathy Keisha Blues. I hope y'all head over to iTunes to purchase it at the special price of $9.99 for a limited time only. You can also buy my Greatest Hits, including The Kitteh Poos Tonight, Biting Tree and Mean Mama Calico on iTunes. This little song is sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's Folsom Prison Blues. It's the first time I've done a duet with TW so I hope she doesn't entirely muck it up. She gonna warble the first part and then I take over for a rousing finale.

TW:
I feel a bite a-coming
She's looking at my arm
CK is fast approaching and she means to do me harm.
I better give up my chair cos that's where she wants to sit.
If I don't get up fast, I'm gotten wind up bit.
When she was just a kitten
Her Poppa told me "Maw,
Always give in to Keisha
Or she'll attack and claw
But I shot a foam rocket badly
and it hit her square
So when I saw her coming
I hurried out of there.
CK:
I bet I can bite The Woman
I'll bite her on the arm
You know I scratched my Poppa
I'm showing him my charms
But he knew he had it coming
He knows I must be real
This little kitteh keeps a-biting
I like to hear The Woman squeal.
Well if I see The Woman sitting
and if she doesn't give me food
I bet I could bite right through
her leg I'll nip her good
Far from Liberty Shelter that's where I want to stay
When I bite The Woman well you know it makes my day.
© Lyrics by Cathy Keisha 2013 
I'd like to thank Caren and Cody, Katie and Sparkle for letting me open the show for them.

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When I started this blog, my aim was to make my furrends and their peeps laugh. That's why I'm axing you to nominate me for a Petties Award in the Funniest Blog or Blogger category. I'm not trying to change the world or anything. I'd just like to make it a little lighter. Remember, you can nominate your fave shelter to win a $10,000 grant. Think of all the animals that would save. Now that would put a smile on everyone's face. Copy and paste http://www.stunningkeisha.com/ and add then your shelter's name.

30 comments:

The Furries of Whisppy said...

We had no idea what the song sounded like so had to google it. And now we're singing along to your lyrics. :)

Kjelle Bus said...

Pawsome text to the song !
Much much better than the original !
P.S we still don't have any Internet , TV or phone :(
Just the tiny smartphone , so that's why I havent been commenting so much lately.
XOXO

Prancer Pie said...

HahahahaMeow! Hilarious!

Molly The Wally said...

Nice one Keisha. You have outdone yourself today. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Patty Woodland said...

All hooves and paws clappin'

CATachresis said...

You are one tough ghetto kitty, CK. I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of you … or any side of you, come to that!!

That was the human talking. She has no idea!!!! ;)

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

MOL, we're meowing along with you. Great song!

Simba said...

Great song for sure. Our Mom says she would sure get out of your way! But seriously, we would love it if you could record it as an mp3 and post it here.

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

MOL, the last line made my day. Reminds me of that Kilban cat song. Love to eat the mousies, mousies what I love to eat, bite theire little heads of nibble on their tiny feet. Happy Caturday!

Deb Barnes said...

Great song and you sure do make our day a bit lighter and give us a smile or two - best of luck with the Petties! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey gang!

Anonymous said...

hmmm...actually CK, you and foster brofur Leo may just be related...na'mean?? He is pretty good a putting the bitey when least expected...nice lyrics BTW paw hugs, your BFGF Savvy

Anonymous said...

ok, I fell for the joke...you are defnitely NOT on iTunes MOL wish you were CK

Robyn Harton said...

You know, I think George is very brave to come visit you, now that I think about it.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

MOL, that was great! I wish it WAS available on iTunes.

GizmoGeodog said...

CK I need to know when your video is coming out...This song rocks!

sagechronicles said...

Amazing song, CK! I was boppin' along, singin' your song. :)

Bernadette said...

You're one tough kitty, CK, but if she shot you with a foam rocket she deserves what she gets!

Katie and Glogirly said...

BEST. JOHNNY CASH. SONG. EVER!!!

CK... you have truly outdone yourself. ...and yes, even TW has knocked our nip right off.

Love this!!!
Now Glogirly's got another earworm too!
xo,
Katie

Brian said...

BRAVO! BRAVO! Now we've waiting for the music video CK!

Mariodacat said...

Great song again CK. We always enjoy your blog because you do make us laugh.

The Island Cats said...

CK, we had the mom sing that one to us! GREAT SONG!! Mom's singing...not so much.

Texas, a Cat in New York said...

That sounds like good stuff!!
Purrs

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Well, I shot a man in Reno just to watch him diiiiiiie... Oh wait--what? Oh right, well. I LOVED your song, CK. The Human actually laffed out loud as she sang your song! So, you wanna do a duet, eh??

Father Tom said...

We're very familiar with the old Folsom Prison Blues song, CK and I have to say, it never sounded better!

xxTom

meowmeowmans said...

Yeah! We love these lyrics. We do. You GO, CK! Cathy Keisha in DA HOUSE!

Willow said...

Those tunes would be so pawsome to really listen. Through not on Itunes you and TK really make a real blueses rhyme.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hi Darling, Why don't you teleport up to Saskatchewan and join Me & Nerissa for our King-for-a-Day reign in Canada?

Pasha said...

We would pay $999.99 to see the live broadway show of this!

Marilia Bavaresco said...

Have a nice week friends!

Clooney said...

Oh theese one was a good one for sure!