Monday, June 10, 2013

I'll Have the Grilled Tuna

Why is it so hard for TW to get my order correct? It's not like I order something different every day. When I come into the diner for my 4 pm feeding, I always order the same thing: Fancy Feast Grilled Tuna. You know what the waitress brought me today: Sheba Tuna in Gravy. *scrape scrape* I may eat that for breakfast but never for dinner. I ordered FF Grilled Tuna and that's what I want!!! Lemme talk to the Manager!

And Sheba tuna in gravy is NOT the usual, Woman!

I know why they're trying to trick me into eating something else. They've been doing their food shopping in ShopRite and ShopRite hasn't had Grilled Tuna for about 2 months. I'm just lucky the peeps had stocked up before they decided to boycott Pathmark. You think TW would've bought me a case in PetSmart instead of leaving empty-handed. No, of course not. Now the cupboard is almost bare and they want ME to make sacri—haha, this is so asinine I can't even type dictate it without laughing—sacrifices! As if!! Read my lips, peeps! This kitteh does NOT make sacrifices! Buy my Grilled Tuna or get bitten!!! I'll accept no substitutes! Got it!
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Now to something completely different. I mentioned our new neighbors in my last post. As far as we know, they have no pets. We were told that they travel a lot on business and this is just a place to sleep while they're in New York. TW has met them and says they're nice.


30 comments:

  1. I am very sorry about your tuna mishaps...Perhaps you should demand shrimps.

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  2. My human would never pull a switcheroo like that on me... mainly because she does not even KNOW which foods I prefer at any given moment!

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  3. Shocking! We are amazed at how willing your Peep was willing to sacrifice HER hands instead of giving you what you ordered.

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  4. Oh no running it of toona. That is scandalous Keisha. Maybe you should put an order in with your new neighbours. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. I feel, like Molly, that if the situation doesn't improve then you should move in with the neighbours. You never know, they might actually LIKE cats!!! ;)

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  6. They want you to eat the wrong tuna? What are they thinking? We know you'll show them the error of their ways.

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  7. Well, at least your humans know if the buy Grilled Tuna, you will eat it. I keep them guessing - a little turkey and gravy today? OK. Tomorrow? Not so much. Fortunately Audrey eats EVERYTHING. Haven't seem a food she won't eat yet.

    Those neighbors are a good kind, we think. Not too many noisy pawties etc.

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  8. Dang humans - just when we think we have them trained, they pull a stunt like that!

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  9. Well I sure hope you and the management get the menu straightened out soon CK! You will be mighty hungry before too long!

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  10. We are sorry TW can't seem to get your noms right. Maybe TW can buy you some FF Grilled Tuna at PetSmart or order some online and have it delivered. We hope your human gets you the proper dinner soon!

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  11. The girl is trying to pawn off all kinds of assorted *cough* food on us lately. Veering from the menu is NOT an option here either.

    ; ) Katie

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  12. Oh no so sorry such terrible thing happened to you! I hope Manager could fix the problem. Kitties should never make sacrifices!

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  13. The nerve of that waitress! I hope that your tuna shortage is resolved soon CK!

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  14. Oh CK it is truly hard to get decent help these days isn't it? TW needs to realize a cat with your discretion will accept no substitutes...

    Thank you SO MUCH for the Petties nomination...It really means a lot to me...and I have returned the favor :)

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  15. I eat anything that's put in front of me as long as it's meat. But, then, I'm a dog. On the other hand, just let my peeps mess with the kitties meals. They're with you CK.

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  16. They're changing YOUR food because of THEIR boycott? That's so wrong. They should find another place that has your special FF and shop there!

    The Florida Furkids

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  17. Sheesh, CK. What do your peeps want you to do...eat inferior tuna??

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  18. CK.....bet if ewe substatooted ther coffee with like...oh....beer...they wood notiss....

    ok, this iz knot sounding rite...

    CK....bet if ewe substatooted ther

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  19. you tell 'em CK! Accept no substitute!

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  20. I'm sure you are going to get the humans in shape soon after all a good snub will soon having the CORRECT dinner on your plate.

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  21. We feel your pain. We only eat Friskies Tuna and Purina Cat Chow. Dad used to buy this huge multi-pack of canned food at Sam's with four flavors…three of which only some of us would eat. He finally stopped all the foolishness and now only buys what most of us will eat. Smack those humans of yours back in line.

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  22. CK, people are very strange with their "not doing" something so that something else will happen. We don't get anything that "normal" cats would get because there is something wrong with everything! We'd starve if there wasn't one food that met all her criteria, not ours. Good luck!

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  23. Oh no, this is unacceptable. Cats don't like change. You're smart and you'll figure it out.

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  24. So, do you think the new neighbors are nice enough to go get you some FF Grilled Tuna as a little love offering to their new friend? I think that would be a mighty fine idea, don't you? *I* do not eat "bits in gravy" period. No matter the brand or flavor. It's **scrape, scrape** efurry single time--and STILL the Human does not learn. Honestly.

    Oh, and we hope you get your Internet thingy figured out. It's sooooooooo frusterayting to deal with tech companies says the Human who has listened to someone in Mumbai reading her a script for the furry last time in this life. Well, or so she says today anyway.

    Darling, we have nommy-nated you ;-) Several times, too ;-)

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  25. Seriously, what is it with humans not being able to keep food orders straight, CK?

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  26. Oh theese is simply unacceptable...I may has to Fed-Ex you some of the FF Grilled Tuna...keep me posted!

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  27. You know, I am getting really tired trying to get the humans to work propurrly. I wonder if it is ever possible.
    Purrs

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  28. GASP!! How can TW NOT serve you exactly what you order? Why, my Dad even lightly heats mine up and always knows just what I order....Mom...well, she is not as attentive to my delicate taste buds as Dad...have to get her some more training...paw pats, Savvy

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  29. I don´t know what to miaow CK ?!
    This is such chocking news that you weren´t served FF Grilled Tuna for dinner !
    XOXO

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