"I've got her mobile phone, Boss" |
So there I was, making biscuits and preparing to lay down when I stopped suddenly to stare at this nommy treat right there in my bed. It was fat. It was juicy. It looked like an incredible edible. Then I noticed something strange. This simple earth worm appeared to have a tiny transmitter. Why would someone be spying on me? Who would have motive? I then remembered I was on the campaign trail with Katie and Waffles. I'd read about dirty tricks that went on in the political arena, but never expected to come face to face with one. An ugly one at that!
But who could it be? Who would stop at nothing to get something on this little ghetto kitteh when my past is an open book? Who? Don't they realize we're campaigning for blind cats? In the hood we have ways of dealing with perps. In case you're wondering, the worm was waterboarded and "executed" without a trial.
When you see him at the computer, you know he's up to no good. |
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BOL Keisha we just spat our tea out reading your last line. Have a great Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
This IS a most shocking development!
ReplyDeleteDid the waterboarding work? Did he spill all he knew?
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Well I for one am not worried about this HHGutt character. CK you have no secrets that haven't already been published in the Enquirer. And I have nothing to hide. Heck, I danced on a table wearing salmon pasties in front of the whole world.
ReplyDeleteHHGutt is obviously a hack. If you want quality intel, you certainly shouldn't leave it in the hands of, um... the paws...um... what is it that worms have anyway???
: )
Katie
YES WE CAT!
OMC!!
ReplyDeleteXOXOX, Cousin Fluffbomb
Another good reason to always eat the worm.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you didn't eat the worm!
ReplyDeleteOMC! OMC! BEWARE CK!
ReplyDeleteHaha -- nothing like a great conspiracy theory to liven up the campaign!!
ReplyDeleteAh! you got the worm bug, then! ;)
ReplyDeletePolitics can get pretty dirty, can't it?
ReplyDeleteOMC! this campaign stuff is looking like something the peeps do! SHOCK!
ReplyDeleteYou just need to keep an early bird on the campaign staff!
ReplyDeleteThis is all sounding pretty fishy.
ReplyDeleteDid someone say fishy?
We love fishies!
Tommie at shelter-cats
This campaign keeps getting more and more interesting!! And dirty too!!
ReplyDeleteCK! I'm disappointed in you! You shoulda totally eated that introodur worm and then transmitted your burps to the opposition!
ReplyDeleteThe Human is currently reading Thomas Mallon's novel WATERGATE and she thinks maybe HHGutt might be channeling Gordon Liddy.
I for one do not agree that a figurehead title discounts a platform. The title does carry power and Cat Ruler of the World represents all cats in action and deed. A platform and plan is absolutely necessary to do justice to catkind.
ReplyDeleteAs Katie already knows, I am more interested in making a difference than wasting my time with dirty tricks.
Oh no Not a Worm. Gross. How could someone had done that. Yikes. Hope you have a worm free day today.
ReplyDeleteA worm ! Now I just wonder what it taSte like ; )
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Thanks so much to come to my birthday : )
Oh My Cod! That is awful! CK, after a start like that, me thinks yous needs a good vaction! Me thinks wes should all goes for one when the campaign is over!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Campaign Manager for Austin
HHGutt has the innocent look down pat better be careful as the campaign comes to the end so no more nasty worms are found.
ReplyDeleteOh, CK! I hope you are okay!
ReplyDeleteLots of luv
Sherlock and pals
Hi Darling, Just wondering how the campaign's Dirty Tricks, um, clever maneuvering (See, I knew the Human was letting that Watergate book get to her) were going today. I'm still wondering about that w-o-r-m. It's arrival seems awfully 'spishus to me.
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