Senile Saturday—New York Eye, Ear & Whaaat??

Pop relayed a story to me that he'd like to use this Senile Saturday. He's been very busy at work so he axed me to post for him. Normally, this is the day for the peeps to say a few words, but I'll let him get away with it just this once.

Pop had cataract surgery at a well-respected NYC hospital. While he was waiting to be taken up to surgery, one of the doctors came in with his patient. They sat opposite Pop and TW and closed the privacy curtain. Pop and TW could still hear them talking about her "eye" surgery. They started hearing things like "There are two ways we can do this. You tell me which way you'd like to have it done. We could thread a needle up through your bellybutton or … make a small slit under your breast." It was then that the peeps knew what kind of surgery she was having—and it wasn't eye or ear surgery. That's when the peeps renamed the hospital New York Eye, Ear and Tit Hospital cos she was having a tit job!

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Here are some pictures TW took of the garden they used to have when they owned the house. They're kinda faded but she assures me that the garden was lovely. Some friends and neighbors said it was award winning, just like me. The captions are TW talking.

This was the entrance. There was a red rose bush on one side and white jasmine on the other. The jasmine is a little hard to see.

Here is the "Absolut" lattice, cut to look like a bottle of Absolut. I hope I'm not the only one who remembers their ad campaign. (I bet you made that up, Woman!) There was a Trumpet plant growing up the lattice.

Some decorative grasses, sage and my senility can't remember what those
tall yellow flowers were.

Salvia, Hibiscus, with tall grasses and pink Shasta daisies off to the right.

Note from CK: Don't let the folks forget my auction for Baby Patches Momma starts on Monday.