Feral Friday: Training Your Humans

Hola kittens! Thanks to everyone who sent comforting messages and purrz on the passing of Aunt Pauline. TW tried to pass them onto Uncle Neil who needs a lot of loving.

I love my pal Summer  but she wrote a somewhat misguided post this week about why humans should train their cats. Summer is a rock star among cat bloggers and her human knows everything there is to know about cats and is an expert on human/cat bonding. I hate to contradict them ever but I couldn't let this one pass. My humans don't have me trained; I have them trained. I can write the book about why humans need to be trained. 

It's very important to train your peeps otherwise your litter box will remain dirty and they'll never know when to feed you. I have the peeps trained that nobody moves while I'm eating. If they do, I'll walk away and they don't want that cos I won't come back. They say I eat little enough. Somehow they do walk away if I'm eating out of my daily ration of 25 pieces of kibble.

I have the peeps trained as I stated. Every night right before lights out, TW brings a midnight snack into the bedroom so I can dine in comfort. I eat whatever is left over from my earlier midnight snack. I like this service. She also wakes up whenever she hears me jump off the bed at night to walk me to the kibble dish.

FRIENDLY FILL-INS

Now it's time to join the Friendly Fill-Ins, a weekly feature held at this time, which is already in progress. Our hosts—15andmeowing and Four Legged Furballs need no innerductions as they are giants in the cat blogging world. They think up the fill-ins and I fill in the answers which are underlined and in italics. Any further comments on my part are in italics. Each week my image relates to one of the fill-ins. Today it applies to number two. 

1. I feel like the peeps should eat more protein. They don't eat hardly any meat anymore so I can't grub anything offa them. Also they have no energy cause those protein bars they eat don't do nothing.

2. I wish I could exchange TW for Beyonce. Heh heh! Wouldn't that be cool? We'd make such a stunning couple. I'd travel with her and be in her videos.

3. It's time for me to retire and enjoy being a cat.

4. Retirement is really tempting these days. Since Aunt Pauline died, TW said she lost the will to blog.

Caturday Art

I promised a few weeks ago I did a cartoonish painting which resembled those big-eyed paintings that Margaret Keane used to paint. She used mostly oils but I did mine with watercolor and colored pencil. Keane painted big-eyed animals as well as humans. I think if you click on the image, it will take you to the puzzle.

It will be my Feral Friday entry in the Caturday Art blog hop which is hosted by the lovely Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty and her mum to showcase the latest art by anipal artists using digital apps, Photoshop or original art. No talent? No problemo. There are hundreds of one-click apps for desktop or mobile devices that will turn your photos into digital works of art.