Friday, January 25, 2019

January Pet Photo Fail Convos

Hola kitties! It's Blooper Day! Who doesn't want to see bloopers? Everybuddy wants to see bloopers. TW didn't take that many photos this month so we don't have many bloopers. BUT … I still have some from the Secret Paws' reveal shoot.

January Pet Photo Fail Convos

I'm gonna let you in on the conversations TW and I were having while she took these cod-awful bloopers of myself. Note that none of these are The Cat's fault.

January Pet Photo Fail Convos

TW: CK, why are you on the Biting Bush staring at me while I'm trying to work?
CK: Cos you're on your FB page. You're not working.
TW: I know how to get you off the Biting Bush. Lemme get the flashy box.
CK: I'll just turn my head. I'm alive you know.

January Pet Photo Fail Convos

TW: CK, Now that we've taken more pics with your Secret Paws gifts, let me get some closeups. I'm not using flash so try to stay still. *click click*
CK: What's Pop doing? I hear something in the other room.
TW: CK!!!!!
CK: I think you've taken enough.

January Pet Photo Fail Convos

TW: CK pose with Waffles.
CK: Make me.

By the way, that's not a Christmas tablecloth; it's a Winter tablecloth at least that's what the peeps say. Oh, and the heart was added cos I'm a modest lady cat.
BTW, keep checking my Facebook page to see who did pose with Waffles.

January Pet Photo Fail Convos

This graphic means it's time for the Friendly Fill-Ins, a feature held once a week at this time. Let's meet our hosts—15andmeowing and Four Legged Furballs. They think up the fill-ins and I fill in the answers. My answers are underlined and in italics with further comments in italics. Each week my image relates to one of the fill-ins. This week it relates to number three and four but more four since this is the menu from the good place.

1. I go to church every week. The Church of Cathy Keisha. More humans need to worship me. I can set you free while granting you three wishes.

2. So far, 2019 is same old, same old. There have been a lot more stuff to write about. I can't even keep up with posting about the stupid human tricks happening around here. The peeps are still going to geriatric bingo and winning useless stuff that seems to make them happy. When I say same "OLD," the emphasis is on the OLD.

3. I will never tire of biting. I also don't think I can tire of Fancy Feast or Chinese food altho I have to talk to the peeps. They've been getting their Chinese food from a new place and it's too spicy for me to have any. They say it's more "authentic" cos it has lots of Chinese vegetables and ginger or something. Bah hiss!

4. Can you believe that (see above)? I want the peeps to go back to the old, bland Chinese food so I can get my cut.

Let's get to art. I created many masterpieces this week; however, when I emailed copies to TW, she never received them so I had to create something on the quick. I used dabs of lots of colors to come up with my Blooming Keisha Flower art.

January Pet Photo Fail Convos

This is my entry in the Caturday Art blog hop which is hosted by the lovely Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty and her mum to provide a platform for anipal artists to showcase their latest digital, Photoshop and original art. No talent? No problemo. There are hundreds of one-click apps for desktop or mobile devices that will turn your photos into works of art.


Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Wow! This was a very fully-packed post. I like your "winter" tablecloth.That's kinda our philosophy about everything. Also, I like your #3 Fill-in a lot. The Human says we can do them tomorrow again. I don't think it's fair that they switched Chinese food places if that means you don't get any. XOXOXO

Summer at said...

I think your art came out really great this week, CK! Sparkle used to be really great at staying in one place and turning her head away from the camera. I'm way more cooperative because I enjoy it.

Lone Star Cats said...

MOL, snowmen are "winter" here too - so dere are still snowmen up in my room. Just not da singing Hallmark ones dat sing Christmas songs.

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Doesn't TW know that she only gets a photo of you if you want her too? I love your art!

Brian said...

Those were fun fails CK and your art is mystical! Bite on girl!

Eastside Cats said...

Excellent photo fails, CK! And I LURV your artwork; think you should make a jigsaw puzzle out of it!

Sandee said...

Love the fails. They have a story all their own.

I love your fill-in answers. You're very snarky and I like that in a kitty.

Have a purrfect day and weekend. My best to your peeps. ♥

Three Chatty Cats said...

I love that last fail!

Erin the Cat Princess said...

I do like your PF's. It's so important for a lady to maintain her modesty, in fact, to say no to any inappropriate pictures that show ones complexion in a bad way. Maybe you should set times for pictures, CK, 2am and 4am are good for me as it gets Mrs H up and ready for the day. Whilst she's up she may as well feed me too :)
Toodle pips and purrs

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck... we thinked yur heart waza earl lee heartz day oh love gift ;) :) ♥♥ N hay we wanna heer what popz & tw winned ....mite bee sum kewl stuff ya could put ta use with a bit oh thought...hay !! :) ☺☺♥♥

The Menagerie Mom said...

CK, have you started a petition to get back your old, bland Chinese food? Because we'll sign it. This injustice cannot be tolerated!

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Love the heart placement to preserve your modesty! Glad to see other kitties as uncooperative as MP when it comes to photos!

Momma Kat and Her Bear Cat said...

Such a hard job - keeping TW in line, being stunning, posing ... and yet you do it with grace and aplomb. I love that flowery effect in your picture!

edie said...

They should go back to the old Chinese food, I can't believe they won't share. I love your tastefully censored photo. Your art is awesome this week.

Peaches and Paprika said...

Looks like someone went wild with a beautiful paintbrush. Love those colors. So pretty! And the colors remind me Spring will sometime come!

But most importantly, CK, did we hear that if we attend your Church of Keisha, you can SET US FREE? We've been wanting to check out the birds at closer range for a long time. Pawleez send us your freedom instructions asap...

Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty said...

Great post. Your Fill-ins are so entertaining!

Purrs xx
Athena and Marie

pilch92 said...

Thank you for the kind words you left on my blog for the loss of Tallulah. I like your pet photo fails, especially the one with the modesty sticker. In TW's defense, I leave all my snowman stuff out until the end of January. Thank you for these great fill-in answers. I am sorry your folks have not been getting the correct Chinese food for you- can't they get it from both places? XO

AngelSmokey, Butterfly, Peekaboo! said...

CK our Mom started laffing so hard when she saw that heart strategically placed, she couldn’t breathe.

meowmeowmans said...

Ha. We love that you intentionally caused the bloopers by turning your head, CK! MOL!

Sorry to hear about that "authentic" Chinese food messing with your international cuisine choices. Bring back the bland!

jank1961 said...

Ooo..we love your flower art! It's so pretty!
We would like to join your sounds better than many others that we've tried. :)
BTW, can you believe this stupid human deleted a whole bunch of possible blooper photos this week??!! See, you can't get good help anywhere.
Jan, Wag 'n Woof Pets

Unknown said...

LOVE your Fails, especially your hearts! And I LOVE your fillins! I am not a Chinese Food fan, but I do like it when Mom lets me have some of the meat.
And I LOVE your Caturday Art!
CK you rock!
Purrs Your #1 Fan

Suzanne McClendon said...

That is a great Caturday art piece.

Tiglet loves to bite, too. He is very good at bringing blood. You'd be very proud of him. :)

I'm sorry they didn't bring you the Chinese food that you can eat. Maybe next time.

Have a blessed week!