Wednesday, January 16, 2019

12 Stunningly Amazing Facts About CK

Hola kitties! Ready for my first amazing facts' post of 2019? If you're not, you should rev up for this one. I'll give you a few minutes by sharing some gossip. The peeps left me all alone Sunday to go to some annual family reunion thing. Some of you may have made it to my big wingding in their absence. I understand Pop took another fall and he wasn't even drinking. He just got the foot x-ray results from last week. Nothing is broken but he may have a torn ligament. Anyhoo, the swelling is almost all gone. Then there was TW and the Great Litter Box Fiasco. Heh heh.

12 Stunningly Amazing Facts About CK

OK, you ready for a dirty dozen amazing facts? Coming right atcha.

Where would you like to visit but never live?
The Rainbow Bridge. I have a lot of furrends who have run there. It would be nice to visit with them for a spell. I certainly wouldn't want to live there right now. I may decide to retire there many years from now.

What song always makes you happy?
One TW sings which goes like this. "It's time to feed The Cat, feed The Cat. / Step right up and feed The Cat." While TW's voice drives me crazy, the lyrics speak to me and make me happy.

What's one thing that  makes the world go round?
Tuna. Tuna makes the world go round. Salmon too. Tonight's turkey sammich made my world go round.

What do you think should be illegal that isn't?
Dumping cats. If it's not illegal, it should be. Poor little tame Panera was dumped in a small park near us. Luckily she found a forever home before the weather got really cold and snowy. Cruelty to cats and other non-human creatures would also be illegal and punishable by death. TW doesn't believe in the death penalty. I do.

What kind of advice do you not want?
Advice from people who aren't perfect and aren't cats. I don't want to hear that certain foods are too salty or too spicy for me. I'd rather live a shorter life filled with good food than deprive myself.

What wouldn't you buy even if you won the lottery?
Dog food. You couldn't pay me to buy dog food or dog toys. Yet brands send these things to me.

What are a few words of wisdom that you live by?
Always Be Biting.

What causes the most stress in your life.
TW, of course, with a flashy box in her hands. Can't live with her; can't live without her.

What's something you need to hear more often?
Yes. I need TW to stop saying "no" and start saying "yes." I also need to hear the word "stunning" around the condo more often. For some reason, TW is afraid to say the word stunning.

What's something you need to say more often?
"Whoa, Woman, you did a great job on my new post." I don't think I've ever said that and prolly never will.

If you could choose anyone, who would be choose as your life's mentor?
Er, Me? I don't know of anyone else that I'd choose. Nellie was kinda a mentor and I was honored to be awarded a Cat From Hell badge.

What would be the title of the autobiography of your life?
Stunning: The Story of a Famous Internet Cat.
Alternate title would be: I'm Not Just an Internet Rock Star, I'm a Legend.

I'd love to learn some amazing facts about YOU!  You can answer the questions in the comments, in a blog post or on Facebook, just be sure to let me know so I can read them

12 Stunningly Amazing Facts About CK
Image © Nellie and Barb


Summer at said...

Those are awesome facts, CK! My mentor, of course, was Sparkle... although I never met her and just got her notes. Plus, I didn't follow all of her advice, or I'd never have become a therapy cat.

The Indulged Furries said...

All very interesting facts about you. It's sad that TW causes you so much stress. Something must be done about that. Maybe you could sit on her flashy box.

Eastside Cats said...

CK, what if engineers create a flashy box for cats to use?!? Then, you could chase TW around, and give her a taste of her own medicine! HA!

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Those are great facts. It would be lovely to be able to visit fur family and friends at the Rainbow Bridge knowing you could come back home again.

The Swiss Cats said...

Pawsome facts about you ! We would love to visit the Rainbow Bridge too. Purrs

da tabbies o trout towne said...

" Tonight's turkey sammich made my world go round."

ck, we trust thiz iz a TYPO......

:) ☺☺♥♥

jank1961 said...

We learned a lot about you today, and it was all good. We'd even go so far as to ARE stunning!! (maybe if others say it, TW will join in?)
Jan & the crew at Wag 'n Woof Pets

Brian said...

We enjoyed reading those CK and agree with the no cat dumping!!!

Lola The Rescued Cat said...

These are really great questions. Lexy was my mentor. She taught me how to be an indoor cat and love having fun.

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

I'm so glad you're doing these again! We love learning more about our favorite feline friends. Putting it on our calendar!

Cat Chat With Caren and Cody (Caren Gittleman) said...

CK, TW's song made Mom and I MOL AND LOL!! Hoping Pop didn't hurt himself too badly. You know I would LOVE to answer these all depends on my procrastinating Mom! Love, Cody

pilch92 said...

I am so glad you did another 12 facts. I love learning more about you. I would have guessed Chinese food instead of tuna :) And I completely agree humans should be punished with death for cruelty to kitties. XO

Fr. Tom Fishworthy said...

You come to my neck of the woods and you'll hear stunning all the time, CK!! My housekeeper sings "It's all about the food, 'bout the food, no's all about the food.." Her voice grates on the ears, too. We love 'em, that's all I have to say, pretty lady. - Tom x

Dash Kitten Crew said...

I never use the flash on my camera because it makes a racket popping up and the cats run MOL!!!

Andrea said...

It's so funny, the doggos looooove cat food, but cat's don't like the dog food. :P

meowmeowmans said...

We love those facts about you, CK. Especially the one about the Rainbow Bridge. It sure would be delightful and amazing to be able to visit.

Sorry to hear about Pop taking a fall again. We hope he did NOT tear a ligament. That's no fun at all.

Three Chatty Cats said...

Always Be Biting. MOL! And I totally agree with you on dumping cats.

Unknown said...

Bwa! Haa!! Haaa!!!
CK, my darling grrl furrend! Mes would loves to takes yous on a tour at the rainbow bridge! Wes could sip merowgrettas at the Kitty Kat Klub and watch the man cats strut! Mes so furry happy that if yous had a mentor it would be mes. Yous knows that mes encourages biting to keeps the humans in line (and just because).
Mes still thinks yous is a magnificent Cat From Hell! Keeps up the good work!
Your Nellie Bellie

Sandee said...

I always love to get a kitties view on things and I couldn't agree with you more.

Have a purrfect weekend. My best to your mom. ♥

Cathy Kennedy said... Keisha,

You put a smile on my face this morning with your responses to these little-known factoids. Thanks for sharing. Have a pAwesome day, Rockstar you! ;)