Friday, September 28, 2018

This Month's 5 Best Pet Photo Fails

or is that the 5 WORST Pet Photo Fails?

Hola kitties! Wanna see some of TW's greatest Photo Fails this month or perhaps all time? You're in luck cos it's the last Friday of September so it's time for the Pet Photo Fails blog hop hosted by Miss Cuddlywumps, Paisley and Webster of the Cuddlywumps Cat Chronicles blog. Then as the coup de grace I'll have my Friendly Fill-In answers at the end. This is gonna be a great post with great words and not so great pics so fasten those seat belts but don't adjust your glasses. Better still take them off cos the photos will look better that way. I'm embarrassed to even publish these on this blog.

This Month's 5 Best Pet Photo Fails

Last week I told you that I've made it to the penultimate perch on the cat tree. I showed one of the pics that Pop took with his ibone. You know why I used Pop's pic? Cos none of TW's were usable. They all sucked like a Hoover. HAH! Here are some of them for your amusement.

This Month's 5 Best Pet Photo Fails

Believe me when I say I wasn't moving in this one. It's all TW which is why she's accusing me of moving my head. Of course she didn't use flash but had the overheads on. This is a lot like most of the concert pics she used to take. MOL! I was washing in the photo fail below so she should have known it wasn't gonna come out.

This Month's 5 Best Pet Photo Fails

Between all of rainy, dreary weather we've been having and the fact that our condo is rather dark anyway, she almost always has to use flash. Flash tends to make my eyes funny so she tries to put the overhead halogen lights on hoping the pics will come out somewhat decent.

This Month's 5 Best Pet Photo Fails

If she had a good camera, she could adjust the settings but all she has are two little low-end point and shoot cameras. Truth be told, she couldn't operate any of the higher-end cameras anyway so why waste the money.

This Month's 5 Best Pet Photo Fails

This is by far the best of the worst or is it the worst of the worst? Her beady eyes just about popped outta her head when she saw me begin to climb onto the high cabinet.

This Month's 5 Best Pet Photo Fails

Just for a change of pace, this fail is from a diiferent shoot when she was shooting into the light. You'd think she would have learned by now. *shakes head*

This Month's 5 Best Pet Photo Fails

Let's cut over to the Friendly Fill-Ins—a feature held once a week at this time. The Friendly Fill-Ins are hosted each and every week by 15andmeowing and Four Legged Furballs. They think up the fill-ins and I fill in the answers. My answers are underlined and in italics. Each week my image relates to one of the fill-ins. This week it relates to number two.

1. A shelter cat will find it's forever home today. I predict it but it won't be my home.

2. The best time of the day is about 2 a.m. TW and I just crawled into bed about 1 or 1:15 and she's just starting to go to sleep when … The Cat jumps out of bed and demands TW walk her to her kibble for a late night snack and to get the taste of the gut rot TW rammed down her throat before she went to bed.

3. Patience is not my strong suit. I don't like waiting for my food or to play or anything else. When I lose my patience, it stop being all fun and games.

4. It's all fun and games until someone gets bit. Actually it's still fun and games for me when someone gets bit. HAH!

Shall we go for a third blog hop? Why the heck not. I just uploaded a new Photoshop action so I thought I'd test that out for this week's art masterpiece.

This Month's 5 Best Pet Photo Fails

It's a cartoon sketch action. I used a photo fail from the ipawd taken on TW's bed under her lamp but I like being bathed in that yellow glow. It's got those Fall colors. I played a bit with the action to make my whiskers stand out and bring out some brush strokes.

This is my entry in The Caturday Art blog hop which is hosted by the lovely Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty and her mum to provide a platform for anipal artists to showcase their latest digital, Photoshop and original art. No talent? No problemo. There are hundreds of one-click apps for desktop or mobile devices that will turn your photos into works of art like this one.

Have a stunning weekend. I won't bother you again until sometime next month.


Brian said...

Great answers and terrific tree fails too CK!

World of Animals, Inc. said...

Thanks for the share. We have so much fun looking at your cat tree failed photos. She will get the hang of it soon. Great answers for the friendly fill-ins. Nothing like getting out of bed to walk the little one for some kibbles. Have a wonderful upcoming weekend.
World of Animals

Eastside Cats said...

Sorry, I missed today's Photo Fails hop, but I've got plenty of them!
CK, stop makes your momma sad!

Summer at said...

My human has several studio-style continuous lights for the darker areas of the house (like the kitchen - it looks much better with a boost of extra light). They're actually pretty inexpensive.

pilch92 said...

Good job with the 3 hops. Your photo fails are pretty cute, I forgot it was today. Thank you for participating in the fill-ins, great answers. I thought your #4 would be until someone bleeds :) I hope many cats find their forever homes today. Beautiful art. XO

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Those are good fails! I like the art. The yellow is nice and sunny looking and your white whiskers are lovely.

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck....we iz bee hind de 8 ball two day but still wanted ta stop N say hi N stay stunning ~~~~~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥☺☺

The Island Cats said...

We know all about photo fails, CK. Those are some good ones. :)

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Great answers! My 3 and 4 are nearly identical for tomorrow. I don't have a fancy camera for the exact same reason too.

Anita Aurit said...

MOL, that 2am thing is a habit with The Tribe of Five also! (Although sometimes we wait until 3am)
Purrs & Head Bonks,
Oliver at Feline Opines

Noodle Cat said...

We like to see the out takes.
Thanks for sharing...

Noodle and crew

Sandee said...

Love your fill-ins. Cats do the best job answering these.

Hope you have a purrfect Feline Friday. ♥

Little Binky and Granny said...

I think the photo-fails are lovely, CK and your artwork is stunning, just like you <3 Excellent answers on the fill-inns too. Made me thought that my middle name could have been patience :D Pawkisses for a Happy Sunday :) <3


CK when Mom takes photos there seem to be more she can't use than can! HAHA HAAAAA on her! You always look good even when blurry!

The Swiss Cats said...

Great answers, and lovely photo fails ! Purrs

Anonymous said...

CK - I LOVE your photo fails! Mom feels a little better (Hee Hee). Your fill-inss rock! And I gotta say CK, that ACTION...combined with that photo...SPECTACULAR

Three Chatty Cats said...

I think everyone with a cat probably has very similar looking fails to these ones. I know we do!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Ha ha ha! Our answers to the last one were the same!! Great minds, my sweet ;-) Pictures 3 & 5 aren't so bad! You're VERY strict with your Human, CK. Maybe you should be a little kinder? LOVE your art photo! XOXOXO

meowmeowmans said...

Your commentary make those photo fails epic, CK! Your fill-in for #1 is totally true. IN fact, today at PAWS, 7 cats found their forever homes! :)

The Menagerie Mom said...

CK, why is it that the humans always blame the cat for moving, when really it's the human's lack of skill holding a camera that's to blame? Good grief. My human says I blur too much. I say she needs to learn to have a steady hand. Anyway, your fill-ins are purrfection! You're lucky your #1 ends with homeless kitties not landing at your house. My mom brought home two kittens in June, and I still don't accept that they're here to stay. They are not welcome. This is my house. Purrs, Eddy

jank1961 said...

Well, you turned that last photo fail into some excellent art, CK. Maybe you should do that with all of TW's photos? But where would the fun be in that - you wouldn't get to throw her under the bus once a month! :)
Jan & the crew at Wag 'n Woof Pets