Wednesday, September 19, 2018

E'en Pirates Live th' Wellness Life #ChewyInfluencer

Ahoy mateys! `Tis Meow Like a Pirate Day! This seafarin' hearty kitteh runs a tight ship. No buccaneer who e'er sailed th' Seven Seas is meaner than me. I insist on me crew o' scurvy seafarin' hearty cats keepin' in fightin' shape by exercisin' the'r bodies an' eatin' healthy food. Me crew be wellness nutz.

E'en Pirates Live th' Wellness Life #ChewyInfluencer

E'en Pirates Live th' Wellness Life #ChewyInfluencer

First mate Wilhelmina The Dense aka TW keeps th' galley stocked wi' fresh fruits o' ever' kind, drinks th' demon rum carrot juice an' herbal grog, eats plenty o' yogurt an' tries t' get ou' t' keel haul th' plank almost daily. Buccanneer Pirate Pete The Hideous aka Pop eats tons o' bananas, has protein bars fer breakfast an' walks a couple o' miles t' his office an' aft. Why be I tellin' ye this? This seafarin' hearty cat also lives th' Wellness lifestyle.

E'en Pirates Live th' Wellness Life #ChewyInfluencer

Arrrrr! 't be a dark an' stormy night when I boarded th' good ship Chewy an' looted me some Wellness foods. I knew I be in fer a treat an' I didna e'en be havin' t' plunder too much. Trust me when I say our seafarin' hearty ship be already well stocked wi' Wellness grub. We be havin' some Core kibble, some cases o' Signature Select entrees in broth, some cans o' Complete Health an' a case o' Healthy Indulgence morsels, all o' which can be purchased at Chewy.com. Jus' like th' peep seafarin' heartys, I put healthy food into me gut an' make Wellness a priority. ARRR, let`s say I eat healthier than th' peeps cos I dasn't put that stuff they call dessert into me body.

E'en Pirates Live th' Wellness Life #ChewyInfluencer

The galley o' this ship be now stocked wi' Wellness CORE® Simply Shreds™ Grain-Free Wet Cat Food Toppers. They contain 90% moisture an' come in four recipes: Boneless Chicken, Wild Salmon & Tuna, Tuna & Shrimp an' Boneless Chicken & Mackerel. Surely ye guessed which one I ordered—th' salmon an' tuna, o' course. `Tis billed as "a great snack t' be added t' a complete an' balanced food diet." Each recipe be made wi' simply four ingredients or less—100% natural wi' nay grains or fillers an' contains about 32 kcal per pouch. 't can also be used as a topper fer wet food or kibble. 

E'en Pirates Live th' Wellness Life #ChewyInfluencer

Check ou' th' Chewy Cat Shop fer all th' cat supplies yer kitteh could ere need, want, dream about, purr o'er an' claw fer plus th' entire line o' Wellness products. In addition ye’ll find cat supplies rangin' from food an' treats t' litter an' toys, supplements, beds an' so much more all at a discount. Dasn't forget that Chewy has great prices an' th' best customer service plus ye save 5-10% on all autoships. Orders o'er $49 will get ye free one- or two-tide shippin'. Tell `em CK sent ye. Word.

E'en Pirates Live th' Wellness Life #ChewyInfluencer

22 comments:

Brian said...

You are the purrfect pirate CK! That yum looks good but we're always really messy with shreds!

meowmeowmans said...

Arghhh! That be a fine review of those yummy provisions, CK! Ye make a right fine pirate. Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ahoy CK....blimey ye look feerce....heerz ta grog a plentee in the black jacks two day ~~~~ ♥♥♥ ~~~~~ N werd......de burd better bee checkin out de "ingreed ee antz" ther ☺☺☺☺

Jans Funny Farm said...

Brrrr, our timbers are shivering. You look so piratey. (Is that a word?)

Eastside Cats said...

CK, you are delightfully scary!

The Swiss Cats said...

Wonderful review ! Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day ! Purrs

Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Arrr, that be some good vittles that Chewy be supplying ye with.

Peaches and Paprika said...

A beautiful and scary meowing fur-ball like you definitely needs yummy nutritious Wellness Core Shreds to keep yer high energy level! Wish we had some right now!

Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Happy Meow Like a Pirate Day, CK! Pawsome Chewy review, as always!

The Island Cats said...

That be fine grub, Cap’n CK. Arrrrrrr!

The Florida Furkids said...

Ye be a pawsome scurvy pirate reviewer. Hmmm...maybe no scurvy with those good noms!

Happy Pirate's Day.

The Florida Furkids

Marv Marvelous said...

Hee! Hee! Much better than GROG! And CK, you make oe terrific pirate!
Purrs
Marv

M. K. Clinton said...

Ye might need to get the Bayou Buccaneers on board to help protect ye booty! Some other cat pirate will be tryin' to come aboard for ye tasty food.

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

Nice review CK. Great minds think alike, we also did a pirate themed review. You are a much better pirate than my kitties though. XO

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

You are a very fetching pirate, CK! The Human stopped buying me a lot of foods because I simply refused to eat them, but recently I have been a little more open to trying new things and some of this stuff sounds kind of good. Maybe I'll steal her plastic card and order myself somefing tasty! XOXOXO

Three Chatty Cats said...

You make a great pirate, CK! Looks like you found a good food to stock your galley with, too.

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Yer a lovely pirate lass, CK! Happy Pirate Day!

Noodle Cat said...

You make a great pirate!
Have a wonderful Wednesday...

Noodle and crew

speedyrabbit said...

That be a fine feast ye 'ave there CK,xx Speedy

Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101) said...

Nicely done aaargh and deserving of $ treasure for compensation.

Erin the Cat said...

Arrr, the cats that got the booty and had it too! Who said grog ain't good for ye?!
Yo ho ho and a bottle o' nip rum to ye for a great post and fine sounding fare...
Capt' ERin

Dash Kitten said...

Those look tasty packets young 'un! Plenty of pirate goodness here.

Thank you for being part of the Thankful Thursdays with us, its much appreciated.