Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Wednesday Word—Fur


Time to get my midweek EZ on but you won’t believe what I’m gonna tell you. TW makes me lay in my own furs! You can see the mess of furs in the photo above. Can you believe that? No, I guess you can’t.

I can remember a time when every morning she used to brush off the spot on the bed where I sleep. She used that little Pledge Fabric Sweeper thing that she likes so much she even figured out how to open it and get the furs out so she could reuse it. She’d dutifully sweep the furs I shed during the night as I expect her to. Last week, she didn’t perform this duty for me. You can gasp with me. GASP!

I had to sleep in my own furs!! I could have swallowed it! I could have breathed it in! A piece could have gotten caught in my nose and caused me to start sneezing uncontrollably! Do you know a cat’s fur could have pollen from outside that the humans bring in on it. That means I could have breathed in all the pollen and, me, with my allergies … GASP!

The good old days when I didn’t have to lay in my furs.

TW: Don’t be a drama queen, CK. I forgot for a couple of days but you’re not losing much fur anymore. Your winter coat is starting to come in.

CK: That. Is. Not. The. Point. You have one job to do —

TW: One job??? What about your blog? Your litter box? Playing with you?

CK: Don’t cut me off, Woman!

Excuse that little friendly exchange of opinions. TW is out of line and she knows it. I’ve already taken care of it by attacking her viciously with both teeth and claws. Yep, time to get my EZ on. Ahhhh CHOOOO!! Woman, clean this loose fur up. NOW!!

40 comments:

Angel Prancer Pie said...

TW had one job...
well, maybe more than one.
But your comfort should be first and foremost!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Are you kidding??? Sometimes I have to sleep on a 1/2-in. CARPET of my furs!! But that's okay--it smells like ME. What could be better???

I have not forgotten my Mice-Bucket challenge, darling. Once the new machine is up and running....well, it's raining mice, Baby!

Melissa and Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows) said...

Being a cat mom IS pretty hard work, CK ;)

Lone Star Cats said...

Guess you're lucky you didn't get a hairball.

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

You could have just puked up a hairball on her pillow!

Anonymous said...

MOL MOL CK..that's a bit odd fur a peep to leave ya furs there..my mum is always on me furs...she has been brushin em and putting them in a bird nest!! WTC...hope ya don't chokez...paw oats Dinnermintz xx

Molly The Wally said...

Alas CK you just can't get good staff these days. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Sounds like you set her straight, CK. Good help is so hard to find. Sometimes you just have to take things into your paw and make sure humans know they aren't up to your standards.

Anonymous said...

Just when we think we've got our humans trained to do all those things we EXPECT and DESERVE, they pull a fast one and get "dumb" out of nowhere! If you are used to having that fur removed then no wonder you're disappointed in her! Gosh....sounds like you need to give her remedial training CK.

Hugs, Sammy

Marie Symeou said...

Don't worry, my mum does that too.

Purrs xx
Athena

Jans Funny Farm said...

Oh, dear, such neglect. She should never forget to sweet the hairs off your spot of the bed. Don't you have a contract?

Meowers from Missouri said...

goodness, you certainly run a tight ship! our mommer sometimes sez that our carpet hafs a rug onnit becuz there's so much cat (an' dawg) hairs onnit!! she would die of essershun tryin' to get efurry last hair offa alla the surfaces we lays on!

Brian said...

Well, you do look furry stunning CK!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

ck...we iz glad when ewe asked if we could see de furz then we looked N couldna see any... that ewe said we couldna see any... coz fora veree breef minit we thinked....faaaaaaaaaaaaa
we iz gonna knead glasses... coz de onlee furz we see iz ON ck N we dinna wanna say we dinna see ewe coz that wooda been plane rood

lunch brake ♥

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Of course your comfort should be first and foremost , CK !
Humans they are such slackers !!

XOXO

Christy Paws said...

Sounds like you set her straight pretty quick there, CK!

Dash Kitten said...

Ck you just can't get the staff these days! Hang in there sister!

Phoebe Kitten

Patty Woodland said...

the HORROR! How could she abuse you so CK?

The Florida Furkids said...

OMC that's awful....oh wait....our Mom makes US sleep in our furs too.............

The Florida Furkids

Kitties Blue said...

C.K, you are one demanding kitty. We not only have to sleep in our own furs but also those of all our housemates. Our Mom is the biggest slacker on the planet. Thanks so much for attending Misty May's and Mauricio's Birthday party today. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Caren Gittleman said...

have no clue what you are so upset about, I sleep in mine ALL of the time. Isn't that what fur is for? Love, Cody

Anonymous said...

Yous know CK once they let down on one job it's not long and they're lettin' down on da udder fings too. MOL

Luv ya'

Dezi

Flynn said...

I understand your distress at TW's shockingly poor housekeeping CK, but console yourself with the fact that you have to lie on the most beautiful furs. If I could I would come and brush them up myself and take them home with me to add to my box of treasures.

Meowers from Missouri said...

Meyarrrr! By the bye, we be right glad t'see ye be inna spirit o' MLaP day--it be comin' apace!

Pawesome Cats said...

Ahh...the fur...hairballs will be next.

Maxwell, Faraday and Allie said...

Allie: Seriously, CK< what's a sistah from the hood gonna do anyway???

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

Sassy feels your pain, CK - the Mom doesn't clean off her spot on the bed either. It is COVERED in fur. Humans…. they can be such slackers!

Mariodacat said...

Round 999,999 - CK is the winner! Guess you showed TW CK. That is a pawsome picture of you CK - even if your furs are all over the place (M said she couldn't see any). Oh, please stop by my bloggy, we have a little something for you today.

The Island Cats said...

The mom stopped cleaning our furs up on certain places like our bed and hammick a long time ago. She said it was just too hard to keep them clean. We think she's just lazy.

Mr Puddy said...

MOL i love this " Don’t cut me off, Woman! " I keep this to use with my mom :)
=^-^=

meowmeowmans said...

We don't know, CK ... TW sounds more on the ball about those things than the humans here. MOL!

Jenna,Mark Drady said...

UGH! Sometimes us humans just drop the ball don't we?
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!

The Swiss Cats said...

Write it down, CK : every TW's task. It's so hard to have a well-trained human ! Purrs

Ann Staub said...

MOL... at least you have evidence in the photos CK!

Susan Willett said...

The nerve! Making you sleep on your own furs.

Though we must admit in our house, all the dogs and cats sleep on everyone's furs.

--Purrs (and wags) from Life with Dogs and Cats.

Gracie=^o.o^= said...

You just have to keep training those humans you have around. Maybe the furs makes things a little more comfy though?

The Cat From Hell said...

Teeths and Claws! That's what trains our humans! Momm says she responds better to purrs, but me begs to differ. Keep upthe good work CK!
Ksses
Nellie

Katie and Glogirly said...

You poor, poor, kitteh. Forced to lay on your own furs. You must plot your revenge. Ideally cold and wet.
; )

The Indulged Furries said...

My goodness, such a ruckus over a little fur.

Anonymous said...

Keeping TW in line must be a 32/8 job...just sayin