Tuesday, December 3, 2013

CK Does Limericks

The Cat does most of her best thinking when she lying on one of her blankies, surrounded by toys. My kitty mind lights up with imagination and creativity. Last night I came up with some limericks. I hope you like them.

There once was a cat from da hood
Whose peeps wanted her to be good.
She'd bite and she'd scratch
Her peeps were no match
So they loved her as hard as they could.

(and who wouldn't?)

The kitteh wanted to play
Her peeps ignored her all day
They said they had chores
CK thought they were bores
So she proceeded to stand in their way

The Cat was stunning you know
Her furs had a very nice glow
Though she didn’t drink water
The peep thought she oughta
She preferred pumpkin soup from Petco.

All this intense thinking has made me tired.


brokenteepee said...

You are the poet of the hood

Pasha's Mommy said...

Wowzie!!!! That was awsome poetry!!! and the melow loving character of CK came right through!!!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Great lyrics! It would sound pawsome as a rap song!

Pee Ess - we love your Christmas look!


The Swiss Cats said...

Pawsome poetry ! Several naps are needed after this explosion of creativity... Purrs

Summer at sparklecat.com said...

These are pretty good, CK... but I was hoping for some dirty ones too! ;-)

Julier said...

Those are great poems. I loved them! And that is the coolest green color you have in the background too. It's very Christmasy.

Unknown said...

Great rhymes CK! Also, meant to stop by your TW revealed post again to comment. Saw it on my phone the other day. Tell TW I like her hat!

Unknown said...

Bravo, bravo....encore...encore.
Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

The Furries of Whisppy said...

Brilliant! Being on a comfy blankie surrounded by toys would have made us very very sleepy.

Marilia said...

Sweet poem!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Hey, you're good, Keisha.

meowmeowmans said...

CK -- Poet Laureate of Da Hood!

Quinn and Angel brandi said...

We like what meowmeowmans wrote! Definitely you are Poet Laureate of the Hood!
And your rapping is da bomb!

CATachresis said...

You are a veritable Wordsworth, CK. I am impressed!

The Hood produced a smart kitty
Who was bright and clever and witty.
She wrote some great tomes
All filled up with pomes,
She also composed the odd ditty!


Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Awesome CK! You have real talent!

Anonymous said...

CK you are incredibly talented.....but then again you already KNEW that.....however it takes a lot of energy to be stunning AND write poetry so may I just say, YOU GO GIRL!!

Kitty Hugs, Sammy

Unknown said...

Hey that was a REALLY good poem!!!!
I enjoyed reading that!!!

da tabbies o trout towne said...

CK's been a rhymin we hurd
her limericks R grate... yo werd
herz all sew a dee jay
spinz recordz ta play
we love.. her dont eat noe BURD

Unknown said...

It's a rap, right? I love it!

Anonymous said...

I left a comment...and it didn't show up...I just want you to know I am so happy you are my BFGF cuz you are so very very creative...loved your poem...paw hugs, Savvy

The Island Cats said...

Go CK...go CK...go CK...

Mariodacat said...

Bravo CK - that was a great one. You are so talented sweetie.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

CK perched atop her blue pillow
As her furs gently started to billow
Spitty said, Where's my bed?
She's gone to my head!
Her beauty's too much of a thrill, Oh!

Katnip Lounge said...

Pure Litterature.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Hello Darling, You look awfully fetching lying there on that quilt...Shall I drop in?

GLOGIRLY said...

CK, that's probably the BEST limerick we've ever heard! ...we think a video rap is in order!
: )

...ps - Glogirly says she does her best thinking under a blanket. With her eyes closed. I'm not sure I believe her.


Maggie May said...

Loving your poem, Keisha! And my, you are a gorgeous girl!

Maggie May

Kitties Blue said...

CK, your limericks are superb. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

Clooney said...

Love your limerick CK, awesome! (PS: We wanted to tell you that we saw your Thanksgiving dinner on your post and it looked amazing and also it was good to see TW, that was cool too.)

Kjelle Bus aka Charlie Rascal said...

Grrreat Limerick's , CK !

Kruse Kats said...

There was a handsome red kitty
Who thought CK was quite pretty
He is from St Louie
And she's from joysie
They would meet in the Motor City

Seville at Nerissa's Life said...

Those are GREAT limericks, CK. Simply great! This limerick stuff is a lot of fun. Don't you think?


Anonymous said...

Stunning limericks! And Spitty's was great too! We are afraid to even try