Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Wednesday Words of Wisdom



Hi, I'm Keisha and I rule this condo with an Iron Paw. You want a piece of me? Didn't think so. Isabel certainly didn't! For those who haven't heard, I sent Isabel packing by night fall. She's back at her frosted home cos she didn't want to mess with CK.

Notice how muscular I am. My fastball has been clocked at over 100 mph. I've been known to bench press 7 times my weight. That's why I'm the star player on the #NipClub softball team. Pretty good for a girl, wouldn't you say? I'm from the hood so I HAD to learn how to defend myself. But I can be a sweet and gentle girl, if you know how to treat me right. I rule this condo with an Iron Paw so don't try moving in on my territory. Don't get too close to my Pop. Ya heard?

19 comments:

Brian said...

That poor sweetie.

Richard Ball said...

I will tell Little Crow to watch himself. You could probably beat him up, easy!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Maybe she will be be 'dopted from her frosted home but as long as she's safe and happy..

Tamago said...

You look strong and beautiful with your Iron Paw!! It's amazing you can bench press 7 times your weight. I think even mancats can not compete with you easily :-) But I believe you are very sweet, too!

Sparkle said...

Whoa, that was fast! Even the cat before me (reluctantly... very reluctantly) allowed roommates!

Mr Puddy said...

Oh Dear, I hope my mom won't put me in this situation, I don't want to feel sorry for da little kitty

Willow said...

CK that is some iron paw I guess Isabel should not have kept you waiting.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

CK, Isabel never had a chance, LOL! Ha ha ha--you are an only child for sure.

By the way, thanks for the *awpaws* I love that. Do you have groupies now that you've made a movie? 'Cause I don't see any around here yet.

Whisppy said...

*gulp* I hope you didn't use your Iron Paw on little Isabel.....

Kjelle Bus said...

I dont know if I even dare to leave a comment ??!!
Ooops I did write something didn´t I ;-)

Fusa said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Cat Wisdom 101 said...

That's one fine muscular arm. We're pretty darn fast too. Care for a match?

Marg said...

Keisha, you could have given that gal a little better chance. Poor thing. Those are some mighty muscular arms. Take care.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

what????? How did I miss THAT news?

I say your parents should just accept the fact that they are gonna have a one cat house!

I can totally relate, that is how my Bobo was.

Glogirly and Katie said...

You tell it, CK! You don't take any @%^$ and aren't afraid to say so. Love your style. Nice guns...looks like you've been working out.

Yoda_the_Dog said...

Maybe you are lucky that my kitty sister Alexis didn't come visit you. She moved in and left the other 3 kitties in the dust. She took over but now they love her. Well maybe all of them except Sabrina. You know, you remind me a lot of Sabrina. She started our feral too. Well none of the others were fighting over me because they didn't like me. But Alexis does and we're having fun!

Clooney said...

Don't worry, I won't be messing with theese "Iron Paw" of yours...But since you are such an impressive athlete and have great muscles, I needs your advice on building up my biceps... Hope you had a great weekend CK.

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Petco? Luna Tuna? I will send the Human on a special Mission this very Caturday--if not sooner. Thanks for the tip, my BFF!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Fanks for the link, CK. I am going to send the Human out shopping very soon!