Sunday, August 14, 2011

The Diva Throws a Hissy Fit

OK, who the [censored] does Isabel think she is? NO ONE keeps Cathy Keisha waiting 3 days. NO ONE cancels play dates with Cathy Keisha 2 days in a row. I don't care that we had 6 inches of rain today and streets were flooded all over. I don't care that Sunday was the better day for my peeps so they were glad to change dates. I am SOOOOO over her now. I am sooooo over wanting a sisfur. See if I even get up from my cushy bed when she comes in the house! I wouldn't even let her in; but, for some reason, the peeps are still excited to meet her. Humans are simple that way. Once they get excited about something, they stay excited. But not this little kitty cat.  Stunning Keisha is the ONLY diva around her. You hear that, I-Hiss-abel? It's my pawty and I'll hiss if I want to. *Tosses head and walks away in disgust.*

See if I let HER on my cat tree! 
UPDATE: I sent her packing. I was fine all day—even a bit scared. What do you mean scared, woman? I'm keeping it real. Then Pop came home and called her. I went ballistic—hissing, growling and lunging at her. I'm very territorial over my Pop. She went back to her frosted home. I told you, no one crosses Cathy Keisha and lives to tell about it.

17 comments:

  1. You GO girl! I am right there with you. The NERVE. Leading you on. Making you wait. You've got a schedule to maintain. You simply cannot be bothered by such nuisances. Hang in there CK, you are and always will be queen of your castle.
    xo
    Katie

    PS...would love to know how you got your name. : )

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  2. How dare she make you wait! What nerve. She should be groveling at your paws. She's the one who wants to move into your house. She should be dancing to your tune.

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  3. Sounds like you have toritude on your hands CK we are fickle girls leading on and then changing tactics. But we are so fun and get into mischief you will like that.

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  4. CK, I really hopes that you'll be getting some extra Num-Nums, tuna or deli BBQ chicken for the mental anguish and stress you'z gone through lately...

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  5. Uh-oh, Isabel will be arriving at a distinct disadvantage!

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  6. Kept YOU waiting? As IF!!

    On the other hand, it's probably her handlers and not her who is causing all this INCONVENIENCE for you. Maybe you should give her a chance, but fire her staff (and maybe yours deserve a little pay cut for all this).

    By the way--you know how you said you knew I would not be a coward? Well, you were sort of right. I wasn't until she hit me in the freaking FACE with that thing. It HURT! Now when I hear the wind-uppy noise, I run the other way, MOL! The Human thinks I will get over that in a few days, she thinks I'll FORGET, but I dunno. Would you?

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  7. How dare Isabel keep you waiting!? Not one but THREE days! The nerve. We won't let her up OUR cat tree either. But if we get treats, we might change our mind....would you? :)

    Love, Cosmo and Ling

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  8. Whoa! I hope she has a thick coat of fur, 'cause she's gonna get the 'cold shoulder' with BOTH barrels! BBBRRRRrrrrrrrr ;)

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  9. CK, My mom said she wouldn't dare to keep you waiting ! and she hope your mommy lots of Good Luck !

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  10. I do believe she has already learned her first lesson...don't keep the Diva waiting...EVER!

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  11. Maybe her handlers were at fault? Ask her soon as she gets in the door!

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  12. I'm just waiting for one of those days when she'll whip up a boa and a feathery hat. Very fitting for a diva!

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  13. that's right CK!! You lay down the laws of the land NOW!! Do it before everything gets out of control!

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  14. If your mom learns that she was adopted from her frosted home, let us knpw. xoxoxo

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  15. Spitty has the answer. It is the assistant's faults. Not hers. You need to give her a second chance. All that waiting makes you even more excited when she gets there. Hope she comes really soon. Take care.

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  16. Ha ha ha! I guess YOU showed HER! Who needs a dam* roommate anyway? Not ME, not YOU! You are my idol, CK!

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  17. Uh, does this mean you won't be getting a Secretary after all? I could Fed-Ex, "Ducky" to you...he knows how to bake and dust...let me know CK.

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