Tuesday, July 20, 2010

I've been framed!

Friday night the peeps got home from the game at around midnight. I had to beg them for my 8 pm feeding, which was over 4 hours late, might I add. Finally, we snuggle into bed around 1. Before I know it, all hell breaks loose and I need a lawyer once again.

Once the lights were out and the room pitch black, apparently the woman reached over to pet me and HHGut viciously attacked her. He tore some pretty big holes in her arm. I sprang up to her defense but once again took the blame. I was locked out of her room the rest of the night. She claimed she was "scared of me." I tried scraping on the door, but she wouldn't let me back in. Through the door, I could hear his fiendish laugher and the sound of him mocking me.
You can see the terror etched on my face as the pistol draws closer
When I finally did regain entry, I tried to sit on the window sill to watch the birds but—gasp—the woman hit me with a blunt object. I think I was pistol whipped!!! I'm trying to dig up the evidence but haven't located the gat. I may have post concussion syndrome! [Editor's note: She was "waved at" by a light-weight t-shirt to shoo her.] Woman, this is MY BLOG! I'm telling the truth here! My furrends don't want to read your lies.

Anyhow, if there are any kitteh lawyers out there, who would like to take my case, please leave your card in comments. I'll take this all the way to the Supurreme Court if I have to.


Michelle said...

Oh snap! HHGut will get his ass straight whooped when you finally get to him! How dare the woman pistol whip you! You poor thing! I think you need to hire Robert Cat-piro to take your case. Too bad brotherman Johnny Cat-ran passed away.

Mariodacat said...

Poor Cathy. I think I'd better come and rescue you - you can live here. My peeps don't pistol whip me - yet anyway. They do other stupid things tho!

Anonymous said...

i does not know anything about law, but maybe we should get Harley on this case!

Rosie PosieTom said...

HHGut raises his ugly head again....we need to pawslap that badass!

V.L. Locey said...

Hi! We found your blog via the Pet Blog Hop! Great to find another cat friend!

Lu-Lu & Lucius


Peggy Frezon said...

Being late for your feeding sounds like the biggest crime of all!

dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

You come here. We keep you safe.