Some Old Humor on Feral Friday

Hola kitties! The "Old" in the title doesn't apply to me, thank you very much. CK is always up-to-date on those special days and today is National Tell an Old Joke Day. I'm gonna relate a story that's old and kinda corny but one I don't think I've told before. Of course it involves the peeps. That's where the OLD comes in.

The peeps were in the Motor Vehicle Department applying for their non-drivers' licenses years ago. While they were filling out the questionnaire, they were having lots of laughs. Finally TW asked Pop what was funny. Here's how they answered two of the questions. Eyes? TW had filled in "YES" while Pop said "TWO." Sex? Pop: YES! TW: *. She said below "Not today. I have a headache." HAH!  Bah-da-boom! I hope you laughed louder than I did but it is an old joke true story about two old people who think they're funny for Tell an Old Joke Day.

Now it's time to join the Friendly Fill-Ins, a weekly feature held at this time, which is already in progress. Our hosts—15andmeowing and Four Legged Furballs need no innerductions as they are giants in the cat blogging world. They think up the fill-ins and I fill in the answers which are underlined and in italics. Any further comments on my part are in italics. Each week my image relates to one of the fill-ins. Today it applies to number four.

1. I had Savory Centers for breakfast. TW screwed up and gave me the food I was supposed to get for a midnight snack for breakfast twice this week. Score.

2. I hate surprises. They are rarely good surprises. They mostly involve the PTU and stabby places.

3. Playing vertical blind accordion is my idea of fun. If you saw how mad TW gets when I do it at 4 or 5 a.m., you'd have fun too.  Sometimes she's so mad, she can't get back to sleep. It's almost as fun as biting her.

4. If I were a food, I would be Chinese. I wouldn't be some of the crap the peeps call Chinese food either. I'd be that chicken on a stick or fried mice. Well, maybe not that chicken on a stick cos I wouldn't want a stick rammed up you-know-where.

This week I went back to oils for my art medium. I prefer oils to watercolors. Dunno why. I think it's the different textures I can get when I slather the paint on. I hope you like the image that I used cos I painted it a few more times, including one where I imitated one of those big-eyed paintings. Who were they? Pinkie and Blue Boy or something?

This will be my puzzle and my Feral Friday entry in the Caturday Art blog hop which is hosted by the lovely Athena Cat Goddess Wise Kitty and her mum to showcase the latest art by anipal artists using digital apps, Photoshop or original art. No talent? No problemo. Anyone can be an artist using the hundreds of one-click apps for desktop or mobile devices that will turn your photos into digital works of art.