Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Nekkid

If this were Friday, I'd call this post Fur-less Friday; but since it's not, and this week's Nipclub theme is Playboy Mansion, this is the purrfect title.


You see, some woman or another has been STEALING my fur! She says it's not a crime but I'm not too sure about that. In fact, she has Pop doing it too. Look at the overwhelming evidence.
You could make a whole new cat out of this!
This is all MY beautiful Russian Blue fur that has been stolen with the FURminator in only 2 weeks. I get brushed every other day for less than 5 minutes. OK, I admit that I like it and it feels SOOOO good, but can I afford to be losing my coat in the Fall? Winter is right around the corner and without a nice winter coat, I might have to snugg—gasp, I can't say it—smuggle urp, I mean snuggle up (cough cough) to TW at night!


Music by Kimberley Rew


In addition, look at all my DNA in this Pledge contraption that TW uses to clean up my pillow in the morning. I'm going to need someone to teleport over to keep me warm once the winter starts.

Disclaimer: I was not paid by FURminator or Pledge to write this blog, nor did I receive these items free from the companies. Note to companies: this little ghetto kitty CAN be bought! Heh heh!

20 comments:

Pandafur said...

no hooman tayks mai furz! Even if you *gag* likes teh brushings you duz need teh warms cuz they cold winters be coming. Now you iz going to needs a coat! Iz vurry sorry for you CK *softpaw*

Brian said...

We look on the bright side CK, you're on Playboy...and there ARE bunnies!!!

Michelle said...

Don't worry, Baby Girl. I'll come snuggle with you.

Marg said...

That is a lot of hair. You are really nek-ked. We will send you a little sweater. Or you really could try snuggling. Hope you have a great day.

Fusa said...

My dad uses the Pledge thing too. And you wouldn't believe the amount of fur he picks up with the vacuum! We shed year round, but small price to pay for having two perfect cats! I'd love to come keep you warm but I'm afraid you'd scratch my eyeballs out! MOL! Luv you CK!!!

Mariodacat said...

Eeek! You are nekked! You said you wanted a sisfur, well..... I think you are on your way to getting one. Now what is a pledge? I not familiar with that thingy and if it's anything like tbe Furminator, I don't want to be come friends with it either. We have a Furminator, but M gets as far as 2 swipes with the thing and I give her "that look." She promptly stops. I'll allow brushing with the slicker brush, but that's it.

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

come on over here! We will snuggle with you and keep you warm, you need extra fur in the winter!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

My Human keeps mentioning a "furminator" but I think it sounds waaaay scary and I don't want her to buy one.

Does it really feel good? Like regular brushies???

Prancer Pie said...

Sumone is stealing your beyootiful furs? *GASP* We better call the purrlice!

The Island Cats said...

Holy canoli! We can't believe there's anything left of you!!

Clooney said...

Why Miss Cathy Keisha, I did blush a tad bit when I saw you on the cover of the mag...But back to the matter at paw...theese furminators do a great job don't they? Ok, I'll teleport over to snuggle you but I'll probably have to compete with your Cowboy beau and Spitty for the spot, I reckon...

Sparkle said...

That is a LOT of fur, CK! When my human furminates me, she does not get much fur - probably because I am too good at grooming myself. Proof: I hack up some MAJOR hairballs!

Admiral Hestorb said...

Now CK...you need me and Topaz to be on either side of you with our mighty claws out! When sheall we arrive?

Mr Puddy said...

MOL..KC. I love the way your human keep your DNA : )
xoxo

Tamago said...

Ohhhh, I will buy the Playboy magazine if you are on the cover!!
I am sorry so much of your fur was stolen. I hope you will not get naked :-)

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Darling CK, You *know* I would never use the Claw while you were nuzzling my furrly little paw.....right? Heh. It's the uncertainty that addis the excitment!

Glogirly and Katie said...

Sheesh, CK...are they trying to save up enough of your furs to make a rug? ...and I'm NOT talking about the kind of rug you walk on.
xo Katie

Chloe and Cecil said...

Yikes, dat's a lots of furrs you gibing up wif da Fuwminatow! Beas caweful you don't end up in da Playcat mansion!

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

The Human and her friend are going out later and I told her to stop at PetSmart and buy me a FURMINATOR. Do you think she will?

Spitty-the-Kitty said...

Well!!! Yes, the Human went to PetSmart last night and yes, she bought me lots of food, all right, but NO FURMINATOR! She said she got all fainty in the store aisle when the price tag said $43.99!

As if **I** am not worth it??

As if she doesn't spent two and three times that for something **she** wants?

As if there is anything more important to buy than this???

I'm sending her back there. The Great Guilt Campaign of 2011 has officially begun.