I've been saying since I first came online years ago that the woman was older than Moses, prehistoric even. In fact, last night I had this very discussion with my furrend Cleo's Mom. Well, I finally have indisputable evidence to back that up! This is going to cause the fur on your backs to stand up as it did mine!
I've already mentioned how odd it is that the woman feels the need to shave all her fur off while in the bathtub. How can having fur NOT be beautiful? I guess when you don't have a rough tongue and can't clean your fur properly, it's a necessity.
So today, I sauntered into the bathroom to supervise this so-called bath and what do you suppose I saw? Warning: Prepare yourself for this. I present this as Exhibit #1 that the woman is from the Stone Age (if you couldn't figure it out already from the music she listens to). The woman washes her feet with A STONE! Did I just hear you gasp? I gasped too. I saw it with my own eyes or I wouldn't believe it. She claims it's just to remove "dead skin." The woman is so old her skin is dying right on her feet! Pause for another gasp. Not even @grrlysquirrel who's always defending her can take her side this time.
Stunning Keisha shows the correct way to bathe
QOL! The Typist must be from the stone age too. She uses one of those rocks. Of course, she loves rocks and uses them for all sorts of stuff. Weird and stone age Typist I guess.
ReplyDeleteWe should get together some time cuz M is from the stone age too!!! She's older den "dirt" even.
ReplyDeleteHaha! I haven't laughed so hard in awhile. For me, the highlight was when you said that she's so old her skin is dying right on her feet. That is hilarious. I'm going to check our bathrooms for one of these stones. I want to know if my peeps are from the Stone Age too. xoxo
ReplyDeleteYou know...I think I might have seen something like that in Mom's bathtub, too. Hrm...very interesting case here. I wonder if my Mom's that old, too???
ReplyDeleteU nos my mom has dat same prob, dead skin WOOF !
ReplyDeleteBaby Girl, your argument is a strong one, but your ma is actually telling you the truth.
ReplyDeleteGasp....a stone?! What is dat rough fing momma uses on her skin den? Its not a stone, she calls it a loofah...a dead sea sponge. Our hoomans must be really old MOL hehehe
ReplyDeleteWe still can't believe you saw her taking a bath, CK. Ewwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteDang. Our humans must be from the stone age, too!
ReplyDeleteWhoa! That is WEIRD! I'm never in the bathroom when my human's in the shower... I dread to think what kind of strange things she might be doing.
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ReplyDeleteI still can't believe humans take a bath...with real water!!!
ReplyDeleteCK we kitties have defined the proper way to bathe and obviously the humans haven't. I mean they use water, c'mon what is wrong with them?
ReplyDeleteOMC! I've caught my mum doing that too!
ReplyDeleteWe can't believe it, CK, its' so ukzt6 ! Purrs, Pixie (walking on the keyboard)
ReplyDeleteI knew it!!! Water and stone! Prehistoric for sure!! Mine must be from the same cave!! AND every now and then she goes off and sees someone called a crop dissed who sticks a knife in her feets and gouges bits out of them!! What's that all about?
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