Thursday, February 4, 2010

Buenos días!

Allow me to introduce myself. Me llamo Hernia Hernández Gutierrez but my amigos call me HHGutt. This is now my blog. I am the world's most stunning cat, even though I'm a mancat. I'm a tuxedo cat. Cathy Keisha is unavailable right now. I'm sure you are as happy as I am about that. Admit it, she's arrogant and over-bearing. I'm not. I'm sweet and charming.

At the computer, typing this blog post

My family came across the border many years ago. I've worked as both a home health worker and a mouse catcher in a Mexican restaurant. I lost the first job after I couldn't show legal documentation. Do cats need documentation? Thank you Lou Dobbs.

Cathy's bed is so comfy. Yawn! Think I'll take a siesta

Please come and visit me sometime. You are always welcome. I'm a nice cat, not like Cathy Keisha, who's in an undisclosed closet screaming her head off right now. Next, I will try to take over her Twitter account. See you there. Oopsy, Mom is home!


dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet Moonfur said...

Sorry to say my friend, you will never compare to the stunning beauty that is our Cathy Keisha.

Please bring her back. Or send her here for cuddles. Either way.

Mariodacat said...

Man - Talk about moving in and taking over!! Hurry back Cathy - he's cute, but not as cute as you.

Baby Patches said...

Oh noes! Cathy Keisha you can't lets dis mancat takes over your bloggie MOL

I says you must gives her bloggie back because she is da stunning one!