Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Animal Olympics

My furrends have asked me "Keisha, just what events do you qualify in?" Well, I'll tell you. Jumping is my main skill, besides biting, of course. I can jump 43 inches straight up to the top of my cat tree and 49 inches from the cabinet to the top of the book shelves. While in the air, I can also perform twists and turns to fetch whatever the woman throws to me. My PetFinder blurb said I'm a superb athlete and they're right.

I won the Gold Medal in Pairs Skating w/BuzzLucas

I'm also going to try my paw this year at the triathalon. From the top of the cat tree, through the cat tunnel and into a cardboard box across the room is something I've been training for. I can do it in seconds, flawlessly. Grace and speed are my middle names.

My next sport is hockey. I play this best in the middle of the night. I have great paw control as I guide the puck (or smousey toy) through the bedrooms.

I have all kinds of talent that I've yet to nurture. A cat such as myself can become a Gold Metalist at anything we put our minds to, which is why I'm going to try laying on one of those luge sleds. Besides, I look so stunning in the helmet. Don't you think so?


Anonymous said...

OMC. you adorable. ) xx

Rosie PosieTom said...

Wow you are an accomplished kitty! A gold mentalist MOL

Love the warholisation of your header pic BTW

Michelle said...

You rock, CK! You're the animal athlete of the century!

Anonymous said...

We are definitely fans maybe groupies Mac & Fuz

Baby Patches said...

OMC! You is a pawsome athlete for sures my furriend! Dat cat tree sounds likes it has helped out MOL