Free Downloadable March Cat Calendar

Spring Training has begun and in two days so will March. I would say it's coming in like a lamb around the condo. Last week, we had 70 degrees! I have designed a March calendar page so you'll have something stunning to hang on your wall. I figure by publishing it today, you'll have a couple of days to clear some prime real estate on your walls or bulletin board.

I Am PiCATso

Lookit the crowd! My PiCATso show is the biggest draw of the year! We've had to turn people away. The critics love it! The museum crowd loves it! It's where the celebrities come to be seen. I can feel the love!

I'm here to tell you, I'm the real PiCATso. I know you've seen those postcards and stuff but those are fake. No one can paint like Keisha PiCATso. I am embarking on the Cubism phase of my career. I've told you in the past how cheap TW is. Brown oil paints were on sale so I'm also going through my brown period. I guess it could have been worse like yellow.

TW's Friday Foto Fiasco

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Picked by the Trout Towne Tabbies

From October 2008

Kitties, you outdid yourselves this week! TW is ready to crawl under a rock. You've exposed her lack of fotographic skills. The original title of this post was The Great American Screwup. Before the end of today's post, you'll be wondering if she had ever picked up a camera before. I mean, it shouldn't be hard to take fotographs with a point and shoot camera or at least I wouldn't think so. This will prove once and for all that your wish is our command. I have the stones to show every number that you guys yell at me regardless of how bad it reflects on TW.

New Tunnel is a Cheap Substitute

I got a new tunnel for Christmas. TW said the old one was so beaten up, it was dangerous. She was afraid I'd get one of the metal pieces through my paw. I love my Tunnel of Pain and Suffering. I don't want no replacement tunnel.

Do You Know How To Bond With Your Cat?

It's time once again to delve into the pamphlet called Happy Cat Happy You and find some quick tips for building a bond with your feline friend. These bonding tips are suggested by the humans at the Catnip Newsletter and compiled for Tufts Institute. I offer a cat's expert perspective which often differs from what a human thinks we like. This series is not sponsored by anyone except me.